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I'm UPset
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he thought i said it was 'ON gang' but he dyslexic
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#2602 |
I'm UPset
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she tried to weigh in but she annorexic
suicidal & rich thassa weird flex man
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#2603 |
I'm UPset
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rip to my brother, i know i got neeces
xxxxxxchildren. my bro said he taller balbalblbabalbalblbalbalabalblblaabalbal u dont know about this life we live. no lies
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#2604 |
Senior Member
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I'm a dooms day prepper, all I talk is doom and gloom, and how to use different tools and weapons, cos someone like you will be starving, in the last days, looking for food, being too aggressive, and I'm not wasting bullets on you, it's an arrow going through your intestines, so it can be reused for the next one, once your cities are in ruins, I'll be ruling this sector
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#2605 |
Senior Member
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I'm the best out of the whack!
Let's battle and see who goes the hardest Let them other bum ass rappers do what they do Go through the trash and pick the best shit out of the garbage You've probably already guessed You can tell by my lyrics that I am retarded, And slightly off beat, i even got a tattoo of the puppet from "saw" Cause I'm slicing off feet, The critics would call that line soft, and say my rhymes are all weak But no one's willing to brawl when I'm inside the ring And you thing we're crazy, when me and chyeahh thinks it's all a conspiracy Last edited by Urban Dialect; 02-16-2019 at 07:41 PM. |
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#2606 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
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Beggars make verses to put coins in their cups
seven day purchase rules do not apply, it's enough - to give them their bearings Metal-plate dervishes and coitus for muckracking the city pedestrians Notice the shivering parents and the baby that's up for sacrifice in their stomachs, the dinner was barren pity the seraphim's a little embarrassed. No gentlemen caring Has it been fair for the caste? Or flagbearer's mast For God, for country, strapped in Marakesh Compare the flesh, Voltaire undressed the whereabouts of Pharoah Imhotep but he'll get bagged up at last Strapped for the cash? I see the crystal ball magnate collapsed The future is split between the then's and the now's Ask the time machine's curator to stop the ten's and the thou's practitioner of Zen in the clouds who can step back and meditate on the machine, even though the engine is loud. |
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#2607 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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Calendars left unopened as the time passes
My perplexin' thought stretchin' in a defined casket Spillin' words as your mind flashes, While my mind flashes Memories scoured, Seems every time the site crashes Me & a selected few are who ignites the ashes There's to much dump to be trashed, Clumped in a flask Catch me face to face and I'll fuckin' jump thru your mask Bitches still wantin' to scrap, Sayin' my ego is big? How can I be overrated if my haters are the ones pumpin' the gas? Half of you aint even rappers, Sustained piles of fakes Inane denial Tell me...How many of you actually rhymed before watchin' 8 Mile? I'm still asked to mold up what's done, Fold up the grunge Have weak heads tellin' me what I've told is what's done See that's too old to become, I should of stabbed you pussies in the throat while the cat was still holdin' your tongue. |
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#2608 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Ex your old and yur dumb. someone shoulda told ya you suck..
Ya shoulders and arms must be so sick and tired of holdin your slump. But its all gold when your drunk! Everything you write seems like the dopest of puns, A few smokes and some rums, hold in deep the smoke from some blunts.. And your Golden! cant be touched. Dont matter how WWWWACK you are really, Coz the facts arent nearly enough, to really explain how much: you just suck |
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#2609 | |
LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: CRUMPETVILLE
Posts: 8,605
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
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#2610 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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#2611 |
rhyme capsule.
Join Date: Sep 2018
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alcoholic nigga get it, catatonic schizophrenic,
grab the tonic - drink and neck it, avalon's mist: ineffective, abaddon sits in a cesspit, tag along: this is the entrance or the exit. ah forget it. blatant portender: i fain to remember a place you can enter when the matrix intends for malaise to come end ya: say you surrender, or blades'll dismember your brain's inner centre with speed to spark a blaze in a tempest. how the fuck do i spit fire and it's cold? antipode. act. but don't. relax! a pose. a slap to the hose is the best antidote for wack anecdotes. scratchy nose from snatching coke with the olfactory. so casually sole casualty of soul sanity. no malady. o' malory bring more arthurian legend, need some kingship among the kinship: arturia beckons, swinging caliburn at nuclear weapons of our newly elected by duly neglected, singing AND IT WORKS if in a position to enjoy voting - and its perks, thinking they can have a word worth a shit. when they forget they're sovereign: serfs submit. and by the way, bernadette stays benedict. you touchy motherfuckers need to learn to live. |
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#2612 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
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or seek a ritzy subscription from your herbalists
because British politicians don't even know what term this is @sraL hi mate Learner's permit, Susquehanna roadside service - a towtruck driver swerves in-and-out of the lane Loops. Like DNA grooves paining the state troops |
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#2613 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Posts: 783
Battle Record: 2-1
Champed - Art of Writing League
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I want to read something that causes psychedelic effects
Mind bending, altering my perspective of the u-and-eye-verse Pluck the divine strings of change, release the frequency from which we came A person: a vehicle in which sound moves through Is it true Am eye hue-man? Depends on the view Cause my blue and your blue can never be disproved Mood: how I feel when I’m in tuned with the universal melody Heavenly Devilish Counterintuitive concepts That consume logic Defy reason Yet give meaning to life I’ve been meaning to write New commandments 1. Be free 2. Reject fear 3. All things are possible 4. Lend an ear 5. Your subconscious is Gospel 6. Believe in magic 7. Nothing is real 8. Time is > than money 9. Stop paying bills 10. Rebel, at all cost After the fall comes death but rebirth is certain I know you, like I, have been hurting Desperately in search of God Where is s/he? Got a mirror? Things couldn’t be clearer Vampiric reflections are not a thing Just a social construct...like racism The hate you give You may receive ten fold So be bold in the face of.... Never mind you’ll burn that bridge when you cross it I am not clever No, I’m just a single flaming feather lighting fires in Egypt The Phoenix rises Please be advised if You really wish to fly You must first learn to glide, Ic The Sun is not your son Respected it Mother Earth is not your trash bin Protect it Her... Oh, you know what I mean Fuck it....
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#2614 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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Not here to blow my own trumpet
But yeah, Fuck it... Straight thru the revolvin' doors Evolvin' for, The sake of solvin' flaws in the rap games structure Lyrics ain't matchin' the whips price and chains luster Knew I was nice when my rhymes got every vets brain flustered Hoped they would notice the propriety, Before I end up in the dead poets society With all the bottles poppin' off I display damn near heroic sobriety So I show it, The fiery depths That I reached to expire these debts Over the years my speech acquired unseen zest With no humble remarks to smokescreen success Too much fog on cloud nine to oversee the blessed People quick to pass judgement See the jury in they eyes See the fury in the skies Hell hath nothin' like it, I excelled past sumthin' psychic Fuck readin' minds I read actions Of a civilization in a hole, In whole, In desperate need of fractions Settin' records straight to use 'em as flamin' arrows It's all get rich quick schemes Tradin' pyramids, Exchangin' pharaohs Risky business when pride is parched I'm the type to grind in the dark, Earnin' my time in the hearts of backpackers and studio gangsters alike Ex is that nigga that'll never be estranged from the mic. |
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#2615 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
- Write Week II
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Two brothers circumvent hostility by dividing the wheat yields
Skilled with the scythe but they'd never kill Until one drops their pipe and the knife has been revealed And the tools they use become a doomsday muse An accountant's notepad and the taxes, the actual proof that brotherly camaraderie, boxes of juke |
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#2616 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,934
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From bombs & buses & trams
To metal grams & prisoner camps up in Vietnam The Gods condemned men, Stole our balance 'Cause only Japan's on ying & yang From panthers to pro white clans With cannons and ammo instead of a telegram Muhammad burn your Quran's, Noah drop your carpenter plans & ask Allah for a dance See the globe shakin' hands So we can re-pay the creator with alot more fans When I see the yachts & porcelain in the harbour I'll shine like knight armors Havin' 9 arms & Africa as a daughter would be greater than Grandad's Grandfather We re-puzzle articles for a non kon-artist & chess mates for Bin Laden Who tackled two towers & apples in Eden's garden without a pardon So was not included by Charles Darwin & terrorists frontin' like Dolly Parton Another cereal carton & auto parts that walked out the market Ayo shit... Don't get me started. |
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#2617 |
R.Killsbury 3000
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,299
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Ounces of talent; forming the ballad from the storm of a malice
Dormant and lavish, storming as ravish with the force of a magic Zealous woe; magnificent conundrum of surplus centrifugal tendencies I have the motion and devotion to mend the seven seas Abra Cadabra, magic is slashes at bandits on horseback; force raps Sleeping on me like a Snorlax; you couldn't comprehend my war plan Vocal syntax lord; sinful force of a sinning form from a war armistice I've seen dinosaurs in hell's rain; watch my reign; rain as astonishment... |
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#2618 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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A fatal blow to the windpipe of life 'causin' ultimate strife
The militia screams payback with knives, "Come on we'll get him @ night" Depart the rap market, Run the point like Jonathan Hargett Fallen angels turned whores ask me if I'm hard yet Her eyes get splashed with the wet & she says, "I guess the answer is yes" High officials await to launch they missiles Knockin' out henchmen in a secured fortress It's just Mr. T, Bruce Lee, me & Chuck Norris All four ridin' on electronically equipped horses With special kamikaze attacks, in case there's too many forces I can metamorph of course, Enter the tent as a general and tell you to assassinate the boss Knock over coal trains, Another truck driver slain A ton of coal crushed his brain What a shame, Ayo what a shame Watch out for a old man with dimples in the temple Rumor is he's out to kill you for Defeatin' master whooshu No need to fret, He's yet to master his style yet Nigga lost his right arm in some dragon wreck I ain't stupid bitch, I checked out his specs I chronicled the life of his biological & me losin' to this fool is illogical In fact I'll go & meet him in an environment more tropical How about South America, Poof! We are now in that area I'm ready now let him bring on the terror I'll use my x-ray vision to look thru the trees Jump on some canopy where to battle him's easy Both competitors fights are useless if they ain't within range Wooshu's student is hit bringin' the first ounce of pain The golden blade is set ablaze by the master Willie Mayes Bringin' forth wild slashes the students way If the sword is used right It has the power to slash a butterfly's eye & transform it in2 a dragonfly The master tires, The situation becomes dire The match is on a live wire With the background music bein' sung by some Boston choir. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Posts: 783
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First off let’s be clear...
I wrote some of the dopest shit you lames have ever read Don’t give a fuck what the haters say The entertainment value alone should grant me major pay See I’m a universal soldier goin to war with Major Pains Causin major pain, but I’m not Damon Waynes But since we namin’ names Call me Damien I’m Satan’s claim to fame I’ll rearrange ya brain like a scrabble board If we grapple or we go to war I’ll crack ya scalp’n core right on the chapel floor Until you sea the goat like a Capricorn I’m packin more threads than a fashion whore Bitch, I’m savage, gorge on you babbage rappers When I crash the board, it’s a fact I’m bored And that’s factory, which actually means that it’s facts or it’s “fax” if you ask the streets Just don’t ask police if they after me Or go’n @ a dweeb who be actin sweet With a faggot theme and an average scheme Tryna scrap wit me? Bitch I clap the heat When I smash the keys So every read that you peep is a masterpiece Jack, I’m Master P In a magazine Back in ‘93 Teeth full of gold Rockin shows wit no cavities
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Yo,
I've got allies & funds, Bitches & guns Puff that makes you pass out so you'll need stitches in lungs Prescriptions of tums, Large doses mainly for my ulcers Tired of the challengers so I'm endin' nigga's pulses My trigger remorses, Locks up & my finger insults it Jerkin' the clip back 'til it sparks & rips in2 the closest Flesh gets roast to death 'til your back spasms, I twist it with forceps... Your mans is not hearin' me now his body is Mos Def Set fire to doorsteps & retire your whole set Make rappers stop movin' like rigamortis in roach legs Get blinded by red lights every time you decide to approach feds No scope for me, leave you tied with rope Eventually you'll choke, Hopefully... Leave necks broken, Wallets taken & fresh cash tokens Gun in your fuckin' mouth silence before I blast open Make you spit shine it, coke it up & sniff pipe it Tell your bitch to clamp down her teeth, Convince her that your dick like it Every trick like to crush down & sniff up that Vicaden Then get fully fucked to sleep, I gut girly like the swiftest of lightnin' Call me the thunder beast & the true definition of frightnin'. |
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