Week 1 chat and predictions - Page 13

Certain · 02-24-2014, 11:44 PM

If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you?

http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michae...de-girlfriend/

oats · 02-24-2014, 11:47 PM

Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera.

PancakeBrah · 02-24-2014, 11:51 PM

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

YDK · 02-24-2014, 11:51 PM

Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche.
there, I said it

Certain · 02-24-2014, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

OK, I'm not that big a Michael Cera fan (and am only going out of my way to defend him because I find oats' tirade way over the line). But if we bring Alia Shawkat into this, we might be done forever.

Do you want that, El Pancake?

YDK · 02-24-2014, 11:55 PM

who the fuck is alia shawshank

PancakeBrah · 02-24-2014, 11:56 PM

I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo.

Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool.

Certain · 02-24-2014, 11:59 PM

OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment.

But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

Certain · 02-25-2014, 12:00 AM

I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.

PancakeBrah · 02-25-2014, 12:03 AM

So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

YDK · 02-25-2014, 12:03 AM

I don't watch arrested development, just got cable back tho so its not like I purposely avoid it

Certain · 02-25-2014, 12:04 AM

It hasn't been on TV in a decade. Netflix Instant has all four seasons.

YDK · 02-25-2014, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

omg this is fuckin comedy gold lmao

Certain · 02-25-2014, 12:06 AM

It's interesting that porn is so male-dominated that "lesbian seduces girl" is considered a "straight" search.

dyedinthewool · 02-25-2014, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.

Oooooooh how I met your mother <3

oats · 02-25-2014, 12:37 AM

that site is brilliant

Geno · 02-25-2014, 09:08 AM

had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point

Certain · 02-25-2014, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point

Understood, but the deadline is Thursday. And that was stated in the sign-up post, which was only up for five days.

Just Write · 02-25-2014, 09:15 AM

Come on geno. Don't give tysons ass a free win bro

Just Write · 02-25-2014, 10:02 AM

@Objective, post you bastard. Im like a little kid, i can't wait til christmas (thurs) bro!

02-24-2014, 11:44 PM	#241
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you? http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michae...de-girlfriend/ __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-24-2014, 11:47 PM	#242
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera. __________________ You should be water

02-24-2014, 11:51 PM	#243
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-24-2014, 11:51 PM	#244
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche. there, I said it __________________

02-24-2014, 11:55 PM	#246
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	who the fuck is alia shawshank __________________

02-24-2014, 11:56 PM	#247
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo. Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-24-2014, 11:59 PM	#248
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment. But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-25-2014, 12:00 AM	#249
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-25-2014, 12:03 AM	#250
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren http://www.pornmd.com/live-search __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-25-2014, 12:03 AM	#251
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	I don't watch arrested development, just got cable back tho so its not like I purposely avoid it __________________

02-25-2014, 12:04 AM	#252
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	It hasn't been on TV in a decade. Netflix Instant has all four seasons. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-25-2014, 12:06 AM	#254
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	It's interesting that porn is so male-dominated that "lesbian seduces girl" is considered a "straight" search. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-25-2014, 12:37 AM	#256
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	that site is brilliant __________________ You should be water

02-25-2014, 09:08 AM	#257
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

02-25-2014, 09:15 AM	#259
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	Come on geno. Don't give tysons ass a free win bro __________________

02-25-2014, 10:02 AM	#260
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	@Objective, post you bastard. Im like a little kid, i can't wait til christmas (thurs) bro! __________________