08-30-2019, 05:10 PM | #241 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
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08-30-2019, 05:17 PM | #242 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
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This is a good story with the Bible.
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08-30-2019, 06:11 PM | #243 |
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Lmao...
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08-30-2019, 06:29 PM | #244 | |
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,853
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
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This some shit right here
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08-30-2019, 09:55 PM | #245 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
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Demon Breathe...
I am a Demon breathe; conceiving the thought; rendering plots from polka dots
I am the plot of anguish lot; sought plans from the land of the damn; aziatic plan I am the plan of encumbrance; sustenance; encumbrance; substance of green goo I chew through wombs with ambient hands; not my mother's; I was born from I succumb from the days of greed; smoking weed smoke with purple haze for burgundy days I am the rays of light of the evening night; a pecking straw persona'; journal burning for the heart I am the heart; comatose darts are the art; comatose darts are the art Artform and landforms; purple pink polka dots of evening lots; evening plots; evening dots Pigs and cows and chickens, genocide of the jews; food, and cloths, and water; genocide of the cows For I am a plow; have a cow with a baby; than shake hands with a snake; than choose wisely For I am sentiment shepherd from January to december; december nights in ember skys December skys; december nights; blue nights with blue skys; red skys with red skys..ember skys |
09-01-2019, 12:28 AM | #246 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
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Punchline Palooza 2!
Part the sky with war, partial might stars the sky with war; armed with knives and swords; part the light with war//
Armed with lightning swords; change the tides of war...I'll kill you 'for a handsome price' I'm a ''model citizen''; and the Archetype in war!!// I'm Luke and Han, duel with monsters and cobras as a demon with a soothing tongue, I'm the root of Baal!// I have a soothing jolt, I'm the tongue that fueled the hawk; my pecker is a 'woodpecker' popping a cherry from pussy walls// I'm opposing to the weak, chosen from the seas; Moses omen from the seas; the oceans are besieged// I'm a cobra and the seas; forget 'pushing daisies' I'll have you 'pushing roses' at my feet// I'm righteous nun, a tyrant sunk; lycan suns; lycan suns; pious one with lightning suns// Lycan suns; lycan suns; I'll 'pull punches from the seas' and give you a Hawaiian Punch// |
09-01-2019, 02:58 AM | #247 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Falling Bird From Sky..
Once there was a bird flying the sky; he was flying in the sky
His height was his might; he banished plight with a pecker as a phoenix He is a phoenix; a rare bird; flying to the sources of light Toward the ocean of white; searching for a fish to feast on tonight One day; he couldn't find a fish; the bird got as worried as the fish The bird wanted the fish as a dish; and flew towards the horizon of the ocean He followed the horizon of the ocean; he searched for fish He flew toward the mouth of the fish; he could not find a fish He dived and dove toward the ocean; to find a fish He couldn't catch a fish; as no fish swam toward the surface The flying bird was starving; he could not find a fish to eat The bird was starving to death; he fell toward the ocean blue He was drowning..he was drowing..he was drowing.. When the tides changed on his faith..and he turned into a fish.. and no longer starved.. |
09-01-2019, 06:24 AM | #248 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Sayain War..
deep in kakarot's tomb; where he was training in the afterlife with blue shenron
a blue spirit energy by the name of aziatic came to him; teleported him to another realm the spiritual realm; where he will face judgement and punishment for his dragon fists he was a dragon warrior; yet here on planet sayain; he was a little brown monkey... goku watched his every breath as he turned kaioken; spewing red energy from his body and fists he battled other small sayains; much smaller than him; yet much wiser and stronger they were killing him; swarms of sayains as white sperm cells circled the planet sayain with kamehamehas they spewed spirit bombs from their mouths; killed goku once before he was risen by aziatic as a blue dragon goku was sworn to never give up or give in a battle; when the sayains possessed him with their voice He heard black noise and abundant demon sounds; the sayains were demons from another realm he never gave up; when he was about to become super sayain; yet the energy reversed his rage could not much the demons or god; as he was crushed by his sayain energy; than killed by the demons.. goku plummeted from the sayain planet to HELL FOR ETERNITY.. THE END.. |
09-01-2019, 12:38 PM | #249 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Angels and Demons
Angels -
Me Angels and Demons; me strangle a angel with a demon; me halo I ate bagel shaped halos with pistachio; ate rudolph the red nose's reindeer off I am Adolf Hitler, spit sick births; fuel from a gas station; happy abrasions Gas tank is full of shit; so when I drive and go hyper-sonic speed; you'll see a drift Payed my dues in college funds; had debt got stress than fucked a slut Fucked a slut in her gut; her gut feeling was me making her pregnant I am a bigot; a lost dog amognst cats and demons; diablos and demons I hear screaming in demons who are posessed by hell; I escape them with hell's storm I do not love God; I adore him; he pulled the oceans' with rage from a shroud I am a cow; I witnessed the genocide of my species; cows and humans were not equal I hate beetles and worms; I'm a snake; I kill 'snakes in the grass' with a blade of fury I've traveled the desert of rhyme and space; and ate a pizza and sandwhich; was a sand witch.. For I do adore God; God watches/washes my back; I watch him from ashore I implore deep adventures of demons traveling the seas and oceans; looking for potions I am the omen; a demon from hell; a angel from heaven I've slain mac elevens in heaven with a mac eleven and reverend.. Demons - I ate the oceans'; carried a plague through the desert oceans of Israel Sent a plague to Egypt; sean the seas (disease) rip' with disease and lips'; |
09-01-2019, 03:22 PM | #250 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
if ur a real person pls see doctah
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09-01-2019, 11:47 PM | #251 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Dog War
Once upon a time there was a dog war; a war between cats and dogs
Plummeting birds, plummeting planes, plummeting hills, and plummeting plateaus Dogs anvil gravel; gravel of might strikes the light; a cat loses a life Cats are in high speed in the air with a guillotine tongue; killing what's spun Cats and Dogs; Cats and dogs; love cats and dogs For they are killing each other; together they suffer Suffer the fur of a cat; suffer the fur of a dog For through the fog in the sky; dogs and cats die with a cry Dogs are winning the war; as it was a dog fight When a cat decided to be brave and courageous - the dog became a pussy cat..the cat killed the dogs one life.. The End.. |
09-02-2019, 12:33 AM | #252 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,938
Battle Record: 3-3
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Thought this was about me lol...
Reply to my pm niggarette! |
09-02-2019, 01:57 AM | #253 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Dogs and Devils and Demons
Dogs and devils and demons; screaming from the beseecher of reason
Inherit the seasons with my onslaught; inherit the besieger with the conquest Pioneer of rap; beseecher of reason and greed; the seasons are thieves Beseecher of reason and greed; the seasons are thieves; bucaneers are leaves I'm a seer with seeds; sistine seed slithers warmth in abundant joy and happiness I am ambient; the cherished leaf in the book of thieves; book of dreams Inherit dreams of slaughter of water; slaughter a martyr with the heart of a father The heart of a father; the heart of a farmer; martyr a buccaneer with marriage cheers For I am conquest; the conquest of a rabbit claw foot in the jaw of a serpent Worthless purpose; inherit clouds of wood; than onyx good the foundation Formula of a nun serpent; worthless purpose; serpent in the grass Worthless with a laugh; serpent in the grass; serpent in the grass Serpent in the grass; serpent In the grass; serpent in the grass I am a besieger of besieged; besieger of greed; the seasons of dreams I am a onyx stature; alabaster stone stature of lavish cherish I am perish; the perish of peril in the blue barrels of a apple I am a chapel; the chapel of seasons of winter; seasons of winter I am the seasons of winter; seasons of winter; seasons of leaves Seasons of winter; seasons of leaves; seasons of leaves; seasons of winter Seasons of winter; seasins of winter; winter joy; winter wonderland I am asunder obelisk; sought the wrist of a apostle and cherished sin Cherished sin; a apostle dog tongue from the hum of a bird serpent... |
09-02-2019, 04:25 AM | #254 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
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The Blind Wandering Swordsman...Raptor
There was once a blind wandering swordsman; with abundant good swords
He loved the lord with his own accord; yet wanted to teach him a lesson He grabbed his sword blade; and time was abundant; he rummaged through millions of suns Chameleons have won; chameleons have died to raptors; raptor rap ravenous ravenous teethe tongue... He chewed through one thousands lords on a conquest to burn divisions of water pistons He knew the circle of light was strong; he wanted to bond it with the circle of light He grabbed his blade and blast grenades; showered red paint blood on abundant houses For he killed in the name of the sun; he killed with the vengeance of the dinosaurs; velisocaptors He loved God; yet thought each man he killed was him; he broke the commandment; YOU SHALL NOT MURDER For he murdered many men; they were slain hanged from trees and hills of green and green He killed many men; killing millions with a whiplash tongue in a village of rice and meat He chewed through their meat with abundant joy; as him killing God's people brought the circle of light to the circle of life... THE END... |
09-02-2019, 04:45 AM | #255 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Ripping' Raptor' Rapping'
Ripping raptor rapping; ripping raptor rapping; ripping raptor rapping
Zapping zillions of demons from the dimensions of hell to the cells of a devil I am on a level with the devil on another level; frostbitten snow glows and melts in hell's dimension Devour and inhale and exhale a plague to the future of liege; burning the dreams of the burning of dreams Worthless in siege; burning the dreams of a serpent; serpent slithers in the depths of seas Burn the effigy of a worthless seeds; burn the greed and green of learning seas Burn the dreams of burning dreams; earn the siege of earning siege Burning dreams of burning dreams; learn the seas; learn the seas... |
09-02-2019, 06:20 AM | #256 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,938
Battle Record: 3-3
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The fuck is wrong with you...? Fuck is wrong with mods?...You have literally 18 joints on the first page? & you feed like 2? I feed everyone, seriously WTF?...
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09-03-2019, 12:19 AM | #257 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Circle of Life - Circle of Light
Once upon' a time; there was a wandering lion samurai with a long yellow lion's tail
He grew his killings skin pale; he'd set sail in voyages on sailing ships through voyages of sailing ships He killed thousands for God; killed thousands in the name of the lord; with accord (a sword) He shunned omnipotence; solemn oaths and polished' quotients'; solemn swords with trojan swords He killed thousands; killing thousands by the head; the edge of his blade killed thousands One day as he killed his 999th men; he felt sympathy for the man he killed a man of will He killed hundreds and now it was time to stop killing; and live a life fulfilled He left the village of pillaging; he was a minister; he came to the village with a black bible He spewed sermons with a serpent's tongue; 'everyone must follow The Lord; or got to Hell' He killed hundreds; thousands; now he is a minister with a sinister serpent He was perfect and imperfect; as he preached the cross for the rest of his life... |
09-03-2019, 06:51 PM | #258 |
Sini
Join Date: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,200
Battle Record: 4-25
Rep Power: 8129212 |
Black Dragon Claw
My 3rd eye see's through your dumb 3rd eye; attack mechanism breaks your defense mechanism, I solve puzzles and dense algorithms//
Fuck a beat, I go acapella when I pound a rhythm, I'm being attacked by a cougar, I'll yell rape while you yell rape; we'll see who's the fucing loudest victim// I'm a fucking dragon ball(baal), I'll punch a cell's tense; I'm fucking a church fox with a tiny waist; a bell ribbon// I think with my penis head; my sex drive has felt driven; I'm drop dead hot; I'm hell's rhythm// I drop dark shit, my rhyme felt hot; I'm the talented kid; rhyming on the block// I'm in a church cathedral, praying to my God; I'm a snake that killed the nine tailed fox// I rhyme the sickest, devotion knows; I'm a snake with devilish prose// I have the mark of the beast; 666; the omen knows; I'll drown you in my ocean flows// |
09-03-2019, 10:36 PM | #259 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 530
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i'll black dragon claw your butt
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09-03-2019, 11:39 PM | #260 |
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,938
Battle Record: 3-3
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Lol...
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