Happy Birthday NYCSPITZ

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Split

slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

jesus fucking christ


fucka bb eyes watering

my hi im split8 audio snippet mustve fueled this


fucka dead wow

[El Muffin]

That shit is all unfounded tho.

Funny

But im no liar

Proof is in pics and footage

[El Muffin]

As I expected.

Everyobe backs down in the face of the truth

Im rdy to unleash these vids where a friend openly tries to bag my ex gf looking like a hills have eyes mfer

He does lol kinda but he still cool ppl. He been goin thru shit. .I got him on with catering company

I started off as wrkin for caterer after I got my twic catd

Got certified as a welder

Now im q welder/roustabout

[big baby]

NIGGA STFU ITS SUNDAY

lord nobody gives a fuck about you

nobody's backing down, nobody wants you to message them jesus christ you are not fucking intimidating you fucking loser

i am not going to be here 24/7 even though it may seem like that sometimes

we are not here to be tasked with the fucking running of your loser ass pictures/videos

maybe when i have time i will do this for your punk lame ass until then go masturbate in your grandmas stalwruschk room in her attic eating a fucking german dumpling.

[NYCSPITZ]

Beyond remember that thread where u were going blind and hush got all sentimental like YO I'M BANNING ALL WHO JOKE ON THIS TRAGEDY lmaooo

[El Muffin]

Dude bags told me to pm him my number

Just now

I told him to give me his so I can aend shit

Lol and you pmed me ur number so I cud send u my pic last time

N now ur too cool fot school n god its sunday coorect?

Your phony

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by NYCPITZ

Beyond remember that thread where u were going blind and hush got all sentimental like YO I'M BANNING ALL WHO JOKE ON THIS TRAGEDY lmaooo

@Beyond

Nooo say it isnt so

Bros I cant see

No wonder you havent made much sense. Lol I fkn explain shit then beys like " u cant worm out of this one"

Lmfaaaaao

That nigga a fkn 300 esque baby reject

Throw him off the cliff

Ahahaaaaa the internet! !!!

Im sry I said I wanted to fight

I dont fight niggas who ride walmart gocarts asling ppl wot the expiration date on milk is

Lol gonnner

[NYCSPITZ]

Looool

[PancakeBrah]

Can't believe this thread is still going.

[Ghost1]

Send ur # first, weirdo.

[Tommy Topper]

So what that's nothing, I have over 1000 pics and over 5 hours of video on my phone that I haven't shown anyone!

[El Muffin]

They baited me cake

Made it about me

So here we are

Nope bags. Im not doing that. Lol I cud pm u my # n ull pull some fuckboy shit

If u pm me urs ill do exactly what i say im going to do

But if I pm u. No vide or pics will be uploaded im sure of it

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

@Beyond

Nooo say it isnt so

Bros I cant see

No wonder you havent made much sense. Lol I fkn explain shit then beys like " u cant worm out of this one"

Lmfaaaaao

That nigga a fkn 300 esque baby reject

Throw him off the cliff

Ahahaaaaa the internet! !!!

Im sry I said I wanted to fight

I dont fight niggas who ride walmart gocarts asling ppl wot the expiration date on milk is

Lol gonnner

@Beyond to thread to finish this lonely fagit.

[El Muffin]

I cant see brobros

Lol

He aint going to do shit but vent about how much he hates me when in actuality he hates himself alot more

I dont blame him tbh

Now pm ur # n get this proof

Coz im far from lonely ..or broke

I laff at all this

Lol you cant dooo it

Go get sensiblecake.

Hes only one I listen to

Keyword sensible

Not troll cake. Ill ignore that guy

[Mike Wrecka]

muff you do realize that you could have signed up for Youtube like ten times by now righ

[El Muffin]

Yeah.

Id rather have bb upload fir me like last time

He makes it a spectacle

But if its simple. Ill give it ago

[El Muffin]

Brobros I cant see the fine print

Let me go get my They Live Sunglasses

Brb

[Split]

This thread has made it abundantly clear that we need a new amendment to the Netcees Bylaws & Constitution to address multiple breaches in proper boardsmanship and posting protocol

In the cases of:
Chin vs Syenz
Muffstein vs Muffstein's previous statements
M. Asseye vs unverified claims (dismissed via double jeopardy & the Irony Commission et. al. 2011)

A previous precedent must be reassessed & reinforced in regards to the verification or disproval of claims, due to the massive influx of Proposition 17 violations.

It has always been NCG Common Law that if you did not have proof or disproof of a claim in absence of logical foundation, then your allegations were decidedly false.

It is now that the Court of Higher Boarding makes the distinction that it is the duty of the claim-maker to provide any and all evidence- and absence of such shall be treated as fabrication of truth.

Failure to do so IN COMBINATION with:
a) continuing to perpetuate the disinformation
b) making allegations against another NCG on a parallel
c) claiming that the burden of proof lies with another
d) deflection to escape admission of perjury
e) falsifying their honesty as "always legit" via preceding reputation

shall result in the immediate designation of Faggot, and stripped of their status of Keeping it a Hunnid until coming clean or verification.

Adjourned.

[Clayray]

Can't have a "friend" take a pic of you then send it your phone

[Split]

Hey Muff.



FOH, faggot