THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Mr. J]

a thousand dreams drowning in Guinness
please bear witness to the earths physics
inside, this mind, is a debilitating sickness
the memory gymnast shape-shifting into liquid...
nice to meet you! Welcome to the wish list
my future mistress is code named Delicious.
rat poison & laxatives compliments of Lloyd Christmas
I find joy in this. I hope that it annoys critics
basic nutjobs with egos living in a buoyant existence
dirt couldnt avoid this shit like my boy Pig Pen.
quicksand sinks in & the hourglass counts another minute.
the oasis is a figment of the mind when it is twisted.
exasperated, positioned...where the sky will listen
punch in, Sonny Liston...walking like an Egyptian...
bangles on...piss test

[Vulgar]

Peg-legged and deadbeat. Bedspread's like lead sheets.
Flying in my metal 'copter with Dead Prez and Epstein
But Fran Drescher managed the land pressure
the plan's to lower the lever into Sudan's texture
and let the demands of your predecessor reap remembrance
We flee from censors, it's a sheek dimension
full of lazers and underground prisms
It happens through each digression
Have a Vatican priestly lesson 'cause that adamantium shield is meltin'
We rap to fans, it's a green profession
Your idea of an assassin's tan is a yeast infection

Let's move from Oregon trails to silk road - pork in a pail
Fuck a plan, cup your hands - it's the possible source of the Grail
Lordless and frail, we listen and pore over tales, consider the malice of strangers
The knights of the round table stumbling over each other trying to get out of the chamber

...

The shadows in the room are gaining ground. Don't sleep.
There are forces at work that explain the cold feet & the Oldies

To those who can only see as far as the ocean:
horizon lines skew your perception.
Congratulations, now go buy a compass & a legend

[Mr. J]

rung hells bells & caused a ruckus in heaven
sponsored by Rawkus pre 9/11...
third eye blind, poetically disinclined from March
my motive is blinded by the fall.
milked from generations of bad timing and malt...
liquor, a quicker way to trying to talk
I ought to be on the next bus outta town.
heading Eastbound feeling down & out...
me & my ego throw fists & go round for round.
drinking so much I know what the droughts about.
brain death isnt so bad once you sound it out.
meow, meow, meow, my raps come in cat form
biting heads off like a Rankor, a motherfucking Rankor
tryna dust myself off in the middle of a sandstorm.
middle finger to the monkey in the middle, look at that man whore.
miracle worker with the touch of a finger
when they collapse in a rush, the soul lingers.
I dont want much....just an old singer.
3 grams in a dutch & some cold zingers
a turn for change not a turn of phrase on a slow blinker...
I switch lanes & jump the curb.
catch this roadkill so you can get your buzzards worth.
champagne pancakes & Mrs Buttersworth.

[i single]

Pyrex glass unstained
Devoured wholesome; fucker
Got plenty money

[Split Eight]

I get drunk and I write dumb shit

[Mr. J]

become a target, wash off the bulls eye
I run the market & buy without hesitation.
a bargain is a fools lie to make sales BOOM like....
a boom mic, let my words reach levitation....
levels Im just saying turn it up like you might.
spare 2 lives, a couple cents to review time...
a magazine sold by the milky way federation.
my secret to success is dark skin with blue eyes.
I see through the facade & break down the portions.
get your H20 in quicker than New Orleans.
this is Sinbad the Pirate against Sinbad the comic.
a bit offtopic but shit is too swift to entirely stop it.
Im hot son...your bars get melted down with the chocolate.
nutella, new fella on the nuts..whateva you ride benches...
I own arenas and will get you tossed by the henchmen...
nah fuck that...they can get tossed by the man reffin
if you idolize David Geffen then take the high road
my mice swing on you pussies like Jerry & Fievel.
my thoughts reach overdrive when they are pointed out.
the laser gun goes pew pew pew when you sound it out

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[Mr. J]

I was pre tending since e leven
I seen heaven through a kaleidoscope
or maybe I saw it?
more than I could acknowledge.
we comment on comets at college
making collages to send to congress
manipulate progress on egg shells
the office is bigger, this pays well.
unnecessary cooperation to corporations
but the whole population runs on....
....on.....subordination...

[JESODIST]

No matter what happens this is Just Continuation,
Thought you were done after the First Confrontation,
But we see that you came back for some More Humiliation,
Ok now its time to Raise the Commotion and Start a battle of Epic Proportions,
Have the troop Mangled beneath a Deadly Explosion,
Your soul tied in a loop Set for Destruction,
Gaining in the game like when you Get the Intruction to Kill the Next Interuption
Many Tremble upon Hearing my Name,The one that has you Blazing in Flame,
Tearing your Frame undergoing different Stages of Pain,
I Came to Train the monsters that live inside a Dernage Insane,
Laughing hysterically as I Gaze in your Brain,
Baked like Lobsters to be dissappeared in a Strange Terrain,
you must be lost and Dreamed that you Murk Us,
Your punches are trash I have Seen funnier Shit in Circus,
Have you Beat with Flutes and Maracas, Breathing in Fumes and Dark Gass,
That Slowly Consume Vast Parts ripping Through your Chakras,
Record as we take turns Pissing on your Putrid Carcass,
The Ogrish Sargent making his way up to the Gleaming Stars in the Brink of Mars got Serpents in hell Hissing the Bars,
X Men Leading Wars tossing them from Speeding Cars
The angelic being enters the Dreams of Dora begin Preaching the Tora
In hopes of reviving the Spirits Adrift in the Auras Bleeding Auroras,
You just a Lame Technician No where Near Magician,
Made me look Frail on the Mission so good job with that Air Condition,
Everyone will see me beating you again like a Game Repetition,
Fried in components after Multiple Flame Emissions,
Worthless assailants are swallowed alive for trynna Subtly Escape the Vision
every one is involved and then they Blame Television,
Savouring Delectable Food While you Blatantly Pretend to be Rude,
Tempting my Mood will have you Cemented Good,
The next time you read a verse don't think its Directed to You,
Cause we live in rage and swing blades that leave them Severed in Two,
Bash your Neck with a Boot unburry the stash give every Member a Loot,
Then dispatch Several Nukes that Dismember you the Troop,
Along with torpedos to Sever the Root,
Hypnotized still managed to Defeated the Demon Twice,
Made my way to the Garden of Eden with Gleaming Skies,
Then began tussle with dragons that surround the Tree of Life,
Swallow all your Deceiving Lies, You need more than 2 cents to read a Speech this Nice,
That crash opponents like Speeding Knives, Empregnating the queen resting Deep in Hives,
Pepper the Way the Shepherd is Here,
To wipe away any style that is Tethered Decay,
I make you wish you had something Better to Say,
For a battle like this you must Never Prepare,
I am just a kid that is Tender and Caring
Deadly and Daring to approach these Dementors Wailing,
Raising the ki and have the Temperature Flaring,
A fusion of Rambo and Sid here to Mangle you Rid,
Drinking from elixers with Sparkling Lids,
Producing Lyrics too big Collapsing the Bids,
While you dance away looking Sassy in Vids,
Too explicit for snitches you better Cancel the Gig,
Shut down your entire operation and Dismantle the Rig,
The Inventor of Saw will make you Regret if you Draw
Disect your Jaw for not Respecting the Law,
Tried taking me away now i am Wrecking your Claw,
Misdirected Whore this free will has Infected your Core,
Mastermind the Obscure Alliance Prosecuting Defiance,
For someone like me to speak there must be Absolute Silence,
You made quite a name for yourself but you are New to this Violence,
Call yourself a shark and i will Shoot you with Tridents,
Your laughter only serves to Inspire the Darkest of Art,
Till you are hit with flying projectiles that leave your Empire Blasted Apart,
Time to mince An Imbecile with Nothing to Teach,
Go convince yourself that you Suck like Leech,
Cause what is in script is Beyond what you Speak,
Known as the Geek with Love for the Weak Praise the Lord every week,
You win battles but are Known to Cheat,
Leave you Drown in a Creek before you get a chance to walk Over the Peak,
Then go celebrate with my Homies in China,
You are more pussy than a Hundred Vaginas,
Break bread with the Ghost of Delilah,
Wondering a Haunted Asylum
my opponent are all poets but i have to out Rhyme Um,
These raps are nice facing them is Simple and Wreckless,
My Every shot precisely the type to be Hitting you Endless,
Scripting in Exess Xing Spirit with Hexes,
That eminate From a shiny medal hanging from the Gleaming Necklace,
Most members on the Hitlist Headless,
Save my Dreaming Empress,
Rid the place from debris till its Clean and Speckless,
Then ride away in the Cleanest of Lexus,
Every Text Astounds, Beat you in the game after Several Rounds,
Nothing grows in your brain like Infertile Grounds,
Dont give me attitude and just Remembered you are Prone,
Not even the Better of Clones Softer than Petal and Foam,
Clearly not a match like comparing Metal to Stone,
Wipe you away with the magnitude of Temper Alone,
You then be leaving the battlefield with a Severed Crown,
I walk the earth followed by Infernal Drones,
Devised Demented Poems brought to life Infecting Domes,
Faster than bullets that Eject from Chromes,
Throwing axes that Dismember Bones,
Tend to your Loans, Punches leave opponents gasping with Secular Moans,
Undesirable Spectre Gnone Undeniable Member Known
to haunt alone till you call a Temple Home,
Speaking in the Cleverest Tones,
Slicing throats with Scepters of Bronze,
Vultures surround eating coprses Severed in Ponds,
Sponsored by a ghost to the Wickedest of Bounds,
A story taught because of how Intresting it Sounds,
Every detail annalize before Investing the Funds,
Perfecting Puns Contending with Intrepid Cons,
Ejecting Swords Disecting Lungs...

[Mr. J]

Viking King swinging the world in a sling
slinging caine to the world where silence sings
Iron ring with powers of magic in sync...
Imagine the brink of insanity in the dividing of ink...
my mind mirrors the miracles of mediocrity
mixed with mysticism, melodies, & mythology
& yet....Im surrounded by the gloomy & aimless
the boring & pseudo lyrical who are usually brainless
excuse me gangsta, I just need a moment to vibe
so instead of blowing my high, get to going outside.
this is J talking no cross walk, thats J walking
sufferer of daymares often followed by day hauntings
wheelchair whimsy winning in Wisconsin
whispering whatever, whenever the winds calling

[UnbornBuddha]

Standing before Zoroaster's grave
Rose in one hand, the other a grenade.
Dualism is strange,
Key next to the prisoner's chains.
Heraclitus weeping in spiritual pain
Forecasting the winds of change.
The overman's will is perfect
A rag that cleanses the filthy surface.
Laughing at a jester's journey and purpose
The exact opposite in Zarathustra sermon.
Eternal recurrence, a nightmare reemerges.
Berlin night sky,
Darkness in the avatar's eyes.
A glitch in the patterns of time.
Algorithms computing genocide
Screaming to express my musical side.
Labyrinthine design,
exit via ingesting cyanide.
Leave it all behind. Or so I think.
Quick like a musculature twitch
I emerge to have my cadaver stripped
Of dignity and the want to exist.
Self-loathing like androgynous kids.
Amor fati as the repercussive quip
To the destructive bliss that touches our lips.

[Mr. J]

nothing persists, eternity is bleak
becoming eclipsed with absurdity appeased
yearning for peace, finger rubbing the clip
burn every tier that flows under the bridge
down in the Outback, hanging with kangaroos
your abilities continue to anger Zeus...
Which is I, Mt Olympus splitting the sky
witness demise & peril with us sitting up high....
yall lie in exhibition sponsored by the Michelin Man
Im too smooth for these suckers upgrade ya conditioner...damn...
bombardments breaking down before breaking dawn
sitting in the twilight, a wooden stake & bras....
filled to the capacity with garlic..
consider me brand O & start calling me Marlon
the walls are closing in & I hear Blanche Dubois
take that with all the medication they had you on...
a modern marvel introduced through a smart TV
my smart phone gets reception from Mars...easy...
a part of believing & a part of understanding...
a mix up that ends deep in the heart of another planet.
I uncovered Atlantis & still dwell under star light
if there pens aint ready then its just another hard night...
the far fetched Freudian, flamboyant in a foil hat
bring the war to wherever they hiding the oil at...
several degrees of separation...
a ham sandwich topped with Kevin Bacon

[JESODIST]

Just Here Clearly Stating
those Merely Saying be Steadily Debating
but deep down they Sincerely Faking,
A sequel for the story we Readily Makin,
The title earned we Incredibly Taking,
The next X with a Thousand Felonies, Bench press a Ton of Enemies,
While you Cant keep up like Trynna run a race with Broken Pelvisis,
Unfold the Genesis and Call my homies in Iraq to Bomb your Premises,
Till you are put in a Hole where Elvis Is,
Unknown to Relatives, Beyond the Crevasses,
Astound the Cleverest, Like I Cross a Bunch of Negatives,
The Insidious Type get Serious in the Mics,
Shake the globe and Break them down like Demolition Sites,
For interupting when the Demon Writes, Give me all the Might,
Can't see me fly living Out of Sight, Really Sly like Creeping in the Light,
Dont wanna battle in the day then See me on the Night,
Think you packing weight but Really you are Light,
Your insides will erupt If I Grip you in a Fight,
Put a stamp on your rep and Defeat you with Simple Vocab,
Sneek up and Stabb you to death while you Sleep in your Cab,
Invoke the spirit of all the Deceased in Baghdad,
Finish the grand puzzle after recovering all the Pieces you Had,
What the matter mate I thought you Wanted to Battle,
Looking scattered out of place like some Stranded Cattle,
Locked in a tower of an Outlandish Castle,
Retire thugs then Bash an Asshole in Another Mantle,
Your Mind is Startled blinded by Rhymes that Sparkle
Lines you jott down wouldnt explode if I wire a bomb in your Adams Apple,
Your pride is diminishing i am just Damaging whats Left
I am Like papa smurf thinking and Writing for an Elf
Transcended master Fighting with Himself,
Going against him you become A Risk at the High end of a Shelf,
Twisted ministers Witness the Third Alienation
of forbidden scriptures that require No Contestation,
From the sire who is into World Domination,
Who Snaps a finger and levitate the Whole Congregation,
Completing the mission Without Hesitation,
End your life in an Abrupt Confrontation,
Challenging would be like inviting More Devastaion,
Unfold Manifestation from the Cloaked Mutation with a Probed Imagination,
The Highly skilled teams were called forth to Confront the Infestation,
Were Burried under clouds of Smoke and Fumigation,
Lost in a road with countless Souls undergoing Cold Hallucinations,
Ever present in the Bold Innitiation needing No Invitation,
In a fortress surrounded by Radioactive Force Fields,
Against amuntion this massive your army will be Sure Killed,
Dragged away by rapids along with the Torn Shields,
If this was a championship battle you would Loose the Title,
Watching helplessly from the crowd as i am Bruising Rivals,
Scared to jump in the fight thinking its Too Suicidal,
Cruise like Tidal Waves that pound and Batter Face
like a Rapid Graze from Jagged Blades,
Got them twisted like Curly Braids when Perform Bounty Raids,
Couldnt hide from this is you camaflaughed in a Hundred Shades,
Dragging on the Race, You are no match for a Master Ace,
Tripping over Scattered Lace, quick to Stop your Case,
Fighting from a Higher Stage Assaulting Base and Building with Cans of Mace,
Got you Dragging on the Race Tripping over Scattered Lace,
Time to give your Mind Taste, Everything you Write is a Waste,

[UnbornBuddha]

A filthy pilgrim,
Walking to his village to kill the villain.
Serpentine human filled with venom
Now a Rinzai priest with healing wisdom.
There's cold in my veins,
Frozen in an unemotional state.
I'm too old for this age,
A desiccated monumental frame.
Know me for my pain, not the novocaine
That's only a faint glimpse of the soul I became.
Mansa Musa's golden brocade.
A life summarized in an economical equation.
Like you I am the knowledge of creation
Before any man's prophetic revelation.
Insert any egotistic message of greatness.
Sapient transcendence. Aliens to sentience
Sensing only blatant unrelated sentiments
Apathetic to the plagues infecting men.
Fibromyalgia's constant ache
Reflecting our hominid ways.
Avicenna peered into the cosmic face
Watched the stars twinkle in vain
And figured out a riddle in this deceitful plane.
Where each grain of sand has a secret to say.
Yet, we pacify curiosity with fables of lore
Therefore limiting the angels who soar.
I've become a deviation to the norm
So much so the experts brand me schizoid.
Fantasizing on the beauty of Helen of Troy
Undressing her to the point her figure is destroyed.
A star who imploded into an ethereal void.
Troubled child who replaced liquor with his toys
Growing to embrace sociopathy's joy.
Attaboy, encourages the father.
Neurological urges of slaughter
Start to gather. The virgin goes into a brothel
And murders the closest image of the mother he never cuddled.
The final slit in the carotid of the devil's lover.
Tears on a string.
The final chapter, at the brink of a narrative end.

[UnbornBuddha]

All I cared for suddenly vanishes.
Only thing left is clusters of ashes
Blown away as soon as I turn my eye.
With everything gone,
It is here I begin to learn of life.
Desire sprouting after being circumcised
Similar feeling to the one I carry inside.
Buried alive.
Digging at dirt until reaching surface light.
Envious of a worm's design.
Misanthropic worldly mind
Craving a companion to serve and dine.
Pour into her cup, wine and germicide;
Intoxication so profound as to sterilize.
There we lie, unaware of ever being alive
Emotionally paraplegic,
But with no recollection of being paralyzed.
Parasitic life form feeding on whatever by.
Nourishing my person
Gorging on gorgeous vulturous corpses.
Painting a culinary culture in portraits;
French parfait
Accompanied with Portuguese linguiça.
Cannibalistic taste for lengua with paprika.
After I've satiated my ravenous stomach
I start to weep at the monstrous concept
I've become. An atomic byproduct
Of Oppenheimer's Manhattan project.

[Mr. J]

Another boring attempt that leaves them winded
I laugh at these instances..
look how unlucky you are in the pilgrimage
eyes of a cynic brazen by Gods image...
the forgotten apprentice lacking the vocab
lyrical ho bags, my lines askin wheres your nose at?
78 throwback with the soles to match.
habaneros that pop out of an explosive ass...
all this blah blah got me bored out my rocker.
theres no competition just writers recycled proper...
psychosis of a primadonna in a league of horror.
if I knew any better Id be on a jet ski tomorrow
skating on thin ice holding a Wayne Gretzky bottle
the frigid air has got my soul Tanya Harding
double the name drop & heighten the lyrics
you could almost feel the cold shoulder in their lifeless appearance.
writers have been praying for beats & a skype account
but cant close a battle this is the AWOL we write about...
the constant failure to apply the rules..
until the end of the season when its all eyes on you.
the two faced praise & smiles when they lie to you.
I get it, the whole thing seems to excite me too.
these braindead birdbrains with their bird chests
what did they think this is? probably something about nerves stressed
surrounded by lovers who hurt writing in nerd text
auburn allegory exposing my tenders & my castle.
the walls you put up should be protecting your asshole...
dudes is fucked searching for inspiration on a daily basis
I could go 10 for 10 if I was bored enough to play with.
my lyrical erection is outrageous it stretches from her to Jupiter
your chances are slim so it makes sense to introduce proof to her...
her...him....& the people sitting at the desk brah
flag wrapping the handle of glock, get the allegiance in your chest...
bra...

[UnbornBuddha]

Revisiting old memoirs,
Piecing a disembodied centaur.
Utterly disgusted at my old words.
They make me look like a coward
Who never suffered a musculoskeletal scar.
A young man's disillusioned letters to God
Highlighting his own mental facade.
Imprints of the pain in the girlfriends I loved
Pure sensory art. For the mentally starved.
Blond beauty offered to Bahamut in a cross.
Sacrifice as a sine qua non
To forget. Oblivion, nirvana, and dust
Casting aside even the particle of God.
Compared to some of the stars from afar
Our world is a mere speck. A dot.
A fly Andromeda will try to swat.
Bodhisattva heart afflicted with Mara's thoughts.
Dreaming of refuge in Walden's pond
The Pureland to frolicking frogs.
From concubines I've learned the art of touch
Roses blush when I caress their petals.
Begging for heavenly nectar and pleasure.
A lecherous saint, at one with the universal way;
Hiding from my lover in her menstrual days.
Lunar cycles professing feminine change.
I want Gaia to be pregnant again.
Rich in wild flora and not with devilish men.
A medicine man's Arete and excellence.
Expressing everything in Yoctoseconds
Speaking it fast because the notion endless.
You and I summarized in a relative clause.
Remember the speck and the dot?
Plato's polyhedra the inspiration for beauty
A neoclassicist's symmetrical duty.
My flow is the sacred water of Ganges
The contents underneath Athena's panties
That negates the Nihilistic trap.
Think of Schrödinger's cat
Next time you take a drag of a cigarette.
So you can have a laugh at the paradox of an idiot.

[Mr. J]

through the graveyard beyond the darkest lake
we had parted ways & this is where your body lay.
whispers echo in a past built on what we hardly say.
mockery made by pissing where you calmly decay.
skipped a few states riding with stolen Washington plates...
my cock in the face of Margot Robbie & hey...
how do the oddities debate it all, is it lottery based?
is it insane or not? Are they doing brain washings today?
I swear the nonsense is never ending
but whatever I say did come with better endings...
the elephant in the room came with an umbrella
Rihanna spoke to me in a dialect I cant fully remember.
her words were meta, created through every drop...
on top of her umbrella...
the wind raged & carried the remains of the fire
without me youd see such a waste of desire..
thats when it all dawns on the face of a squire.
translation: Im tired, spent 20 on food, 10 on snacks..
ordering films on line because redbox is ass...
the martians crashed into the deli around the corner
I heard the cries of pain, & the sounds of warriors.
Ive slain them all without moving from my seat
when the report came in it said there is no eluding my liege
my siege is underway & my thoughts are heroic
so if you try to sub in, youll be in my stomach before you know it.
its the grim reaper.
6 shooter with a sick feature
quick to pull out & spit ether
I could give birth to your demise
but rather let you taste it while kissing her thighs
riiiiight

[UnbornBuddha]

Crucifix on your door
Lucifer on the floor
Begging for mercy.
His heavenly journey
Comes to an end
Like the Legend of Xerxes.
The paladin of Gehenna
Using his mind as a satellite antenna
To transmit frequencies to Vienna.
Where the antebellum Cinderella
Awaits her prince to return.
Awaken her by pinching her nerves
Princess when will you learn?
Fantasy is for the instance it occurs.
For now you have a village to nurture
Your fiefdom's serfs are here to serve you.
Hors d'oeuvres garnished with fresh herbs
As well as mouth watering Artisan desserts.
But darkness exists outside this castle
Ominous signs: barbarians defying chapels
And above our heads the skies rains gravel
Step outside and lightning crackles
Cumulonimbus rains drowning cattle.
Swords clashing, Ah! the sound of battle.
Clinking metal. Shouts of hazard
On your travels. Thieves with daggers
Rustling leaves with their ***kles.
Foreshadowing a scene of rapture
Serpent cyanide in the seeds of apples.
Our feet are shackled
From astral traveling to where dreams happen.
Sleep's madness.
My castlevania mistress's veins are addicting.
Ecstasy in a rave for mystic experience.
Aquinas hiding in a cave for distance,
Epitome serious. Fastidious obedience
To make appear his divinity's appearance
Pitying the spirits of insidious adherents.
Dorian Gray's debauchery privilege
Immortal portrait of his snobbery image.
A caballero hearing a damsel in distress
Save her to savor her strawberry lipstick.
Thereafter the bliss, swear to abstinence
No other could compare to her caresses.
What can I say? every Sagittarious obsessive
Compulsive need to unravel the present.
Until the memory of it is eternally etched in
And it becomes my cerebellum's antidepressant.

[Mr. J]

Down in Rio about to finish my meal
fish from the seal fermented & roasted
their goal was to earn pension & blow it.
their dreams alone aint living this real.
how does the picture feel when its framed?
up against the wall or boxed in? its insane.
pure spontaneity showcasing the fools worth
get your jewels worth from the mask of Jules Verne
or the other story that had me kick this.
playing it low key, re introducing Stanley Ipkiss.
intergalactic tradesman sending word to every station.
Mars attacked once it became a sovereign nation...
or did it become its own world? circle its orbit.
that didnt become apparent? the nerve of these orphans.
translate a dead language through forbidden tongue
a pillar in the sky where we witness demise...
its time to finish our unfinished business in the sun.
melting down metal & steaming the cool pool
a fresh pot of coffee & sprinkled donuts make me WOOHOO