Happy Birthday NYCSPITZ

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

Originally Posted by StepTo.

His alias is based off that one guy who always tries to top your story with an even better more awesome story of his own. Dumb.

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[Witty]

Originally Posted by StepTo.

Sorry man, just didn't think you've heard the term tommy topper before.. My mistake?

You are right, actually, I have never heard that term before though his gimmick was clear in the two posts he has made, which then made his name make sense...I be smart as fcuk yo.

Thank you for your good intentions though.

[Cosign Carlisle]

Originally Posted by Witty

You are right, actually, I have never heard that term before though his gimmick was clear in the two posts he has made, which then made his name make sense...I be smart as fcuk yo.

Thank you for your good intentions though.

you are smart as fuck yo!

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Cosign Carlisle

you are smart as fuck yo!

:D

I like this guy.

[Split]

slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

[Split]

slayed @ offering a selfie but it being declined apparently but now getting taken up on the offer and his camera is broken

slayed @ your phone being brand new but it is broken since immediately after anyone wanted pictures

[Cosign Carlisle]

Originally Posted by Split

slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

I am slayed at this too yo!

[Split]

thank u charles

[El Muffin]

Lol we are constantly moving idiot.

I was @ relatives house waiting to get shipped out

N the rest is common protocol for reasons I dont care to examine

You tried but you failed


I honestly think they restricted access solely to spite us. I dont know rly the reason..but that it has happened 2/3 hitches

[Cosign Carlisle]

Originally Posted by Split

thank u charles

thank you for your thanks yo there guy!

[El Muffin]

U want pics of offshore environment? I took plenty

Granted I cant take any right now but I have loads of them if you think im lying about my occupation

[Split]

what about yourself in the offshore environment

[El Muffin]

I got vids too of me fkn with the catering company

Im holding phone. Recording shit. U know

But im talking to ppl. N a friend who i got a job addresses my ex-gf on one of my vids

Hes like

"Yo I got a msg for Brittany" *cam pans to him*

Look at this white boyyyy *poses*

Video ends

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Split

slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

Btw thats a 400k house

Js. Lol.

My selfie shows exterior of house I took that pic in

My fam isnt broke buddy

Neither am I.



5 bedrooms on a good bit of property

[Ghost1]

U must spread rep before giving it to split again



Also....yes...post vid and pics

[El Muffin]

Somebody give me there # so I can send them aforementioned shit

Lol who wantts to tk that risk

Na fr tho I cant internet

[Ghost1]

Imgflip.com
Tinypic.com

Upload the pics there retard

[El Muffin]

What bout vids?

Thats the good stuff. I promise u will get kick out of those

Like I said I hqve one more selfie but thr isnt important to u guys

Its the vids. Being myself not projecting n altering my voice for a vid like sum1 I kno

[Ghost1]

Have u ever heard of..........youtube?

[El Muffin]

Yeah but I dont feel like goun thru the hassle if mking an account

N all that shit

Yall r the ones who want to see it righr

I rdy to show n prove but im not bending backwards to give u these vids

Just fkn work with me. Somebody did last time. In fact two of you sent me their numbers coz they wanted to help upload

Bb one of them