THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Adverse]

It's deranged, the last chick I banged
Said I had double the P just like tripple's name
You simps and lames, Could get ripped by this twisted brain
You a Splinter in a lion's paw like Sam Fisher's game
Better hope a Doc find you before you end up on a river bank
If your shit's lit mine just may disintegrate...
It ain't fair to competition and the square shit they spittin
Homie, get your weight up like Jared in prison
He's that kid, sword swinging who you beefin' with?
Better strap up Metal Gear or get cut like Kojima did

[Pharaohs Army]

oh. Now i remember what the reason is.
i'm such a good Rapper that all i need is(the)Cypher. where people bring their flex pieceses...........(n Stretch meanings),
instead of shaping my mold you have defined my next medium(frm years ago),
such as a rap chameleon or a whack comedian, or sum1 whoOccasionally acts Serious.
as a mage- i am Furious. i am no longer Inferior
i've taken your maze
nd measured the interiors of the perimeter
and the exteriors of the diameter (fer theFun of it) but Now I've Spoke Of It so much i kan't Express In"Collaborer"
As U Can See i'm the illest emcee who ever Slipped On The Scene
i'm not Trying To Be Mean I'm just trying to give something enjoyable for the ones who glean, because it's a little intriguing.kno wat i mean?,
i see other peoples shit and even my own, and even if it's middling i like what i see, because The Way it Reads
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even that Little Square who gives "Deceased" unnecessary Feed,
i guess a mic is what i need, that's why i write-so i can speak,
and i don't even MindItWhenSomewhereInTheMiddle(it)switched beats,
april Fools there's leaves on the Trees,
'ts why i'm Heaping Praise,
,on your Archival- darkly Comical &your Contemporary Ways,
Decades?- for Centuries you've Stayed,
the 1who Needs Church and need to Pray until his Knees Hurt,
when he face Adversity- He know
-the Way to go!
the path less chosen like robert frost Paved in Snow
-whereThe maples grow..

[Mr. J]

Spotlight got me like I need a safety
where have I been lately. dont matter maybe...
maybe it does cause the world is crazy
will the lord save me or will he spite me...maybe
its day 3 since my last idea made me..
want to write so what should I say B...
look at the saintly, look at the way they praise me
from 18 to 38 they try to label me...
nothing to say to me, which is cool
bring the bitches through & ask them to be insistent too
took a minute to pen more then this...
its true Im looking at karma, sickened
Blue eyes mix with green leaves & turn into a hue missing view
tripping off the wall covered with posters
posers look at me & wish they were closer
or something that rhymes with the last word Im sure you know her

[Pharaohs Army]

day Four... needi Say More?
Uninspired but thought i'd try it; i'm such a wonderful writer
Protected by my cold shell as i brought the fire
begone with your SerpentTongue; you're such a liar
you lil' Hobbits Needta go back to your Shire
i Package my Ghost writing for Actual Buyers
& the practice improves with a smoke diet
,so i Light it, but it's all4 naught,
think i'll read my life biography-
it's off the wall.

[Mr. J]

I don't write with writers who use lines from a week ago
who turn around and act like they didn't even know
S'why I always have to introduce em to the Grim Reapers ghost
you'll die each time you play with me that's the Demons soul
see me in your preachers clothes with a heater close...
it ain't freezing though. Etc. with that whole sheepish flow

[Mr. J]

Dark cloth, dark thoughts walking in a dark hall
walls covered by Warhol's, walls knocking no doorknob
short fuse, moron, dont trip where the cords are
by the fourth bar they drunk, breaking the fourth wall
sword drawn, elephant in the room is a cornball...
call the elves get your dwarf on wishing on the dwarf star
listen to the Norse lore dawg, I thought they told yall...
I make the floors rock & femur slap like a Marowak
flipping tarots off & resting my head where the pharaohs are
the real pharaohs dawg dont get hype off my tarot card
I hang with death in Bangladesh where no angers left
I fake my death in the ancients depth painting heads
that I take from the dead...fucked up my flow...damn it

[Adverse]

In I come after Mr. J, always equipped to spit the flames
Y'all ice age, i'm 98 degrees, no Nick Lashay..
Sicker than Ebola and e-coli wrapped in a Chipotle burrito
Ill words, diseased quotes, i'll stay at these emcee's throats
Flow so fluid, this dude is, the truest to do it...
I've put kings in their tombs, like I am Anubis
Hall of fame, waiting for the day they call my name
Palming a bottle of Jager, slur my speech then fall off stage
A beast constructin' destruction easily fuck faces...
Godly harbinger, I just kill lames, menacing nations
Outrageous punk, quick rampaging statesman
The Underrated villain wilding..fuck it I can't think of any phrases

[Mr. J]

By the mask of Jason I swing the machete at fakeness
secrets in the faces I bring covered by the stone masons
2 pistols adjacent, 2 chains glisten when my pages blazin
Im masterbatin on the waists of models that are sunbathin
hangin with some Haitians sipping some of the best hops
laughing at the sweat shops reciting some Anton Chekov
I let my tech talk bit a bit a bit a bit blat blat bless yall
OOOoooooOOo its Mentok reading every thought in ya head yaaa
yaaa trick yaaaaa them soldier boys dont mess around
boy am I sweatin now, I guess I should go eat a sandwich now..

[Adverse]

Say they dope, nope, they was just chewing poppy seeds
Ad on your girls shirts more than soccer tees...
I been having dreams of murder scenes and other rotten things
Like running through more blonde teens than fucking Halloween
I got prestige, steppin' in the circle with Gotham's king..
Half of my heavyweight stature is dragging these huge knots with me
I'll be damned if an emcee tries and overshadows me
I'ma roll on em and smoke em, must be a Colorado thing
You emcees are basic bring ya crew, i'll take em out too
They must be rolling on some molly to be Ravin' about you

[Mr. J]

the words drown you & before the flow is a mouthful
I doubt you could swallow your pride & count to round 2
down in Bermuda tripping off the acid & herb users
dice rolling curb shooters, politician lines & verb maneuvers
linguistic acrobatics that turn fools into actual romantics
if you ride the camel backwards, do right, manual tactics
basic wordplay makes me play with words in the worse way
get wasted where the turds lay its honorary birds day...
better give that chicken a coupe & enough seed til Thursday
Bobby Bouche said you're wrong so you must be thirrrstaayyy
get tackled, strangled & straddled, dragged at the end of battle
carried on the back of the saddle & thrown outta the castle
have the janitor trash you & send my regards through the English Channel
get booted with sandals, wax on, wax off, shaking a baby's rattle

[Adverse]

Leonardo in the art of writin', come spar with a titan...
I'm something out the sketch book of a Marvel writer
Godly when i'm droppin', don't body yourself...
You a bitch and i'm ballin', bet you'll try and Kehlani yourself
I'm fond of hell, born in a dark dimension..
Stretching arms and tendons set to rip apart you peasants
Dudes seeing your skills are the same people spottin' Nessy
I guess you got to become one yourself if you want an honest legend
Dismantle squads in seconds, I will not stop the wreckin'
Getting rid of you kids like a fucking contraceptive
So suave, if you could bottle up my essence...
You could sell it for a million on the dot to some investor

[Mr. J]

oh..looks like I have to wait
cause JESODIST is gonna write an entire page
which is funny shouldnt he write for VividlyVague
isnt that just odd, or is it insane?

[JESODIST]

The Invisible Coronation of a Sinister Creation,
Leave your Physical in Ruination Just for hyping this Lyrical Confrontation,
I am a Mystical Manifestation with Invicible Concentration,
Masterminding your life from an Invisible Dimension,
Your aim is to Cripple the Nation,
Thats why your lines will never make a Spiritual Connection,
You are a cancer in disguise your name is too Pitiful to Mention,
I slickly Assault your carcass from the skies with a Hail of Lead,
Split apart your Chakras then Play football with your Decapited Head,
Completely Modernized just remember your Corrupted Daddys Sick,
While your talent size is Smaller than a cup of Saki Bitch,
Using Massive cleats to Rip out your Saggy Tits,
Use your Amputated limbs like Hockey Sticks,
Proven Prophets debating back and Forth Like Politics,
Your value is as deteriorated like some Broken Monoliths,
Use your Chestplate for a Shield in Battle,
Claim you are shepherds but are butchered among the Field of Cattle,
Like a cowboy I Got better things to do like Cleaning a Saddle,
Hoping that you Dont ever Record the pathetic Speech that you Babble,
There is no doubt You are a Beast Unravelled,
but Eating this type of beef will get all your Teeth Dismantled,
My Altered ego
You are just my undeveloped Clone on the Making Tormented and Racing
Radiating heat through the Pores generated by a Core that is Flaming,
Size you up like a Portrait I'm Framing,
The Flows I am Creating come to life and there is No Debating,
they are the very reason that the Globe is Gyrating,
Those that Adore Satan are the only ones who Knows what i am Saying,
A satanic Curse Makes my Opponent Fold on the Weighing,
For bringing a halfhearted verse filled with Mold and Decaying,
You a clown who should be Hosting a Parody,
You become Temptor of me? Of Course its Blasphemy,
Chances of that rerendered Not Even Probably,
You are a templar beneat a Roasted Casualty,
Who Surrender to the Ghost of Socrates,
The Demon in Property possessing your Soul like Babidi,
Will have you Obsessed Trolls Beaten Properly for thinking of Mocking Me...
Claoked by Divine Angels set by the Celestial Father,
Project Alice on the run addicted to Sever the Slaughter,
Bow down or live Forever a Martyr,
I taught you to never back down and be Very Persistent, You owe me your Every Existence,
As a kid when you wallowed I held you on th Palm of my Hands,
Now you are bound to follow the UnGodly Commands,
I Bleed G e ms make you know that You've Seen Them,
They Glow on the scene and Grow with the Season....

[Detriment]

I'm so outdated about dating, no doubt ladies
Are out waiting to browse mating options
Debating on taking this watson, my cocks been
Aroused by the gals so fowl there's no way to stop them

[Adverse]

This is doomsday, excommunicate the human race
Blacking out and they fucked like a roofie'd date
You baboons and apes ain't even in my evolution stage
Bring them cals down on ya like you tryna lose some weight
You fruity faggot rappers buncha prunes and grapes
This the truest yet, shining damn right I illuminate

[Mr. J]

Listen to what the nuisance say, Kuum by yay..
straight outta tombstone slates, at the shooting range
each shot got the game screaming out Ali Bomaye
in the coupe I lay with chickens out here poopin eggs
I got the golden goose, chippin away at soldiers too
look at em, you jokin who while sippin cobras juice
holla at the brokers boo, ask them what they sold to you
that foundation alone should have you broke in two
bring them bifocals through & learn how to focus dude
2 is a party, 3s company see how Mr Roper looks at you
I guess I should write this other verse before dudes get mad
I guess if you paid attention youd see the truth in that

[2tripple0]

This bitch is deficient within his persistence
You think you real but lack any existance
Cause yo u weak and don't know how to float down this brook
Like mobb deep u shook cause I ain't hungry but still don't overlook
You got me deep in the underground like new Orleans
But since I'm painful its degree of reflection was like a screen
The belief of someone decided to try his suggestion
I'm dropping heat don't need no ammunition
Even when your bars are half the inspiration in my lines
Like Jesus I'm Christ on the cover of the new York times

[Adverse]

I'll smack the shit out you before you think that's battery
Pull your spine out and plug into an outlet, FATALITY
Shit like that would make Kratos be proud of me
Glue your mouth to a semi exhaust and Rev it up now you smoking sour dies
He's insane, all that's gonna be life to you is DNA
That trigger finger bout to TWITCH like it's streamin games
Never say my name in it, instead bleed from veins
While I bring the pain, ether on every single page
Can't be tamed like a feral beast, watch me bare my teeth
I'm diseased and your comedy like Will Ferrell be

[2tripple0]

Well I couldn't have said it better
Your game so salty I had to stick u like pepper
For real bro you a tough opponent
If you weren't so busy pitching up tents
And If your satisfied with those lines
Then i would guess your a bat way your so defined
For real ya set ups got me bugging
Made me think ya an electrical outlet I'm unplugging
I wish I could read more of your rhymes
Not going to lie but you gasping like u were about to sigh
Think u ill and ya lines killer
But you all filler got more eggs than kinder
Put tools in ya fans hands like Bob the builder
For real got ya sister feeling like she a gold digger
You dropping gems and focusing on the big picture
U just jealous cuz I'm getting head from ya babysitter

[Mr. J]

congratulations! looks like you made it out the shitter
I can tell because you brought a roll of toilet paper witcha
oh my god...you clogged all of the toilet fixtures
now that shits overflowing with more shit...get the picture?
I was loln at the happenings in chat & predictions
I musta fell into a portal to another black dimension
because now...anyone whose wack has opinions
why do that? howd you do this? my snacks are delicious
I flow for fun but still attract all of these fat ass bitches
but I dont mind its all that accompanies me
plus when people get mad its really funny to me
they try to bounce back but you rubber dummies are weak
you need to give it up & take those rubber duckies to sleep
you need to hop in traffic & start running in the street
thats the only way youll get tracks coming from me