Eminem just used a Uterus Pond wordplay on his new album

[Witty]

Can't believe you nerds posted weird/corny bars and ignored shit like:

But who else is as pitiless, actually witty and crass, hideous
Ghastly, and insidious as me, or spitting as nasty?
Next idiot asks me is getting his ass beat worse than Diddy did Cassie

[Witty]

Got the most content on the continent
And constant compliments give me confidence
A cross of common sense and incompetence
I'm cognizant that conflict's a consequence
Of accomplishments accomplished through competition
I've conquered and conked 'em into unconsciousness
Though conscious, I conjure this King Kong and just
Call me "Kamikaze, " I'm concoctin' this

I wouldn't imagine there's a better example of assonance out there than those lines above. Not only am I sure no other rapper is capable of doing that, I would go as far as to say there may not be a writer in general who can better that.

I might be wrong and if I am I would love to see it.

For me Eminem isn't the best rapper ever, but he's easily the best writer in hip hop history.

[Witty]

Yeah I'm sick like the terminally ill
But it's more like sick as in the term 'mentally ill'

[Dominate]

But mom do I still act 8?
Uhh maybe a little Debbie, like a snack cake


He’d fit right in here

[Witty]

It's not even close to being garbage. It's a very good album.

Eminem isn't one of the biggest artists of all time because he's an incredibly good rapper, he's one of the biggest artists of all time because he can make songs like Somebody Save Me.