10-09-2022, 04:42 PM | #1 |
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Most yall know the deal. I got a 2v2 coming up in November. Some of the setups lines are very first draft at the moment
Quick explanations on name flips: They're identical twins, team name is Twin Towers. One is named Cam Yall like 30 in da club, trynna be famous selling your tracks 50 in the music video, we all want to see you hang yourself when you rap If the twins act out, I’m throwing all type of hands I’ll be swinging on towers quicker than spiderman Y’all talk shit over the net then get served, this ass whipping will be quicker Both twins’ll get a strong backhand like the williams sisters I'll pull the toys out The arm connecting with both twins, they conjoined now I got more blades and sticks than a hockey fan You look like a cop, so when this clip shoots at your chest it'll body cam AK with a clip extended down to the front leg I’ll be creeping up to a twin with a ladder like a bunk bed Shot fire, your bodies drop right where you’re standing The 4 rings on these 2 brothers like the mannings I’ve had a lot of blowjobs but your chick super she used to give me face every morning like nick junior You’ll be swallowing the barrel of a shotgun soon as I phone the shooters I know animals that’ll pop a slug in their mouth like Timon and pumbaa these bullets bring you to closer to god, Like an eye exam, after I wave the stick he’ll be following the light I got more views than all your battles combined, that "trynna make it in battle rap" shit looks brutal nobody gives a fuck about star status, you fucking good noodle I’ll be at your funeral with the Mac, it’s mad awkward Got everyone in your family avoiding the service like draft dodgers Yall look like you work at Olive Garden between periods of being unemployed Every summer You’ll see one of the brothers waiting on tables like the Dudley boyz shotgun have you 8 feet in the air, a record high Y’all gone look up and see the twins in the sky like a Gemini I got room shakers that make the whole building collapse When I rap, heads get cooked like Sylvia Plath Ur autopsy scans’ll be impossible once the shiv stick in and gut you Coroner gone have more body image issues than any chick that would fuck you He said he works in transportation like uber? I’ll toe tag em beat the shit out these kids, then give you 5 stars like joe jackson I got the thing with me, and shit could get drastic The 4 have you seeing a stretcher like mr fantastic Aint yall from like Boston? ("They are") I got a rifle in my caaah.. Now 2 more people from new england gone be having trouble with an A.R. Saint can get knocked out right after Dough can I’ll lean both of the twins back to back like the olsens I'm gouging out both eyeballs out soon as the fighting begins Call me mark zuckerberg (why?) I'm taking the sight from these twins Yall trynna make rap a career was the dumbest decision Been rapping a decade & could never draw a prophet like the Muslim religions if you got a gun, I'm shooting first off the need for survival then I'll take the arms off your body like venus de milo Shotgun hit your whip til it flip from the bottom end You’ll go flying in the air when the tail spin, like sonics friend All that screaming and This geek isn’t even armed Like Sleeping in, there’s no reason to be alarmed I pull up with the mac, I got a couple for em Ladies night, when the ratchets come out there’s no cover for em I got a couple pounds tucked under the waist like a fupa Ya’ll about to see a shot fired like a flaming sambuca Shotgun got a blast that'll throw you down for sure It ain't a peephole but it'll show you out the door All that tough talking go quiet when the tools dumping Like a city bus, it all come to a stop If I pull something I'm paranoid, I want the biggest arsenal regardless of how much it'll cost Like a strip club.. the minute I walked in, I knew something was off I pick up the phone my whole team get to popping We ride out with the eagles like a scene from the hobbit don’t come here rapping bout drive bys, it’s clear you ain’t gripping nothing If you’re not talking bout your Dairy Queen job, I don’t wanna hear bout how you got your arm out the window while you’re flipping something Bullets flying, you'll get bucked when it lands Did you see the bear on Hulu? Money gets laid out when I start dumping the cans He really brags about going to prison, that's shit we avoid There’s nothing gangster bout being in a cell unless you’re the amoeba boys You're a 30 year old wigger with no life skills that has a record You are a garbage person... like trash collectors You settled for the only trailer trash chick that’d let you make a fam with her Me, I got mad white women trynna talk to me like the manager And your aunt Myra? U’ll need a magnifying glass to find the fucks I give when these shells come botch her face in I don’t play w/ the burners, when that beams on ya ant, she the one getting held for observation All that shoulder bumping wont mean shit when you're found dead Like the bells on a jester hat, I got something ringing on this clowns head The minute you twitch, lickety split you get lit with a stick I call these lightning rounds, they’ll riddle you quick Pat told me to be authentic, acting out won't make you popular now every move I make is close to home like an ankle monitor Lottery wheel, the drum got rounds in it that will get aired But what’s coming out the barrel when I draw a nine won’t make you a millionaire No silencer, the 44 shoot it’s ear piercing & jarring It'll feel like planet fitness cause when I lift something it's loud it'll be alarming Scope aiming at your face, he dead if we being truthful This pig’ll get a red dot on his head with a pair of wings like a moogle I spit classic shit Every time Im on stage it’s one hot pocket after another like Jim gaffigan Last edited by Answer; 10-21-2022 at 08:22 AM. |
10-09-2022, 04:44 PM | #2 |
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10-12-2022, 08:47 AM | #3 |
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damn, bueller?
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10-12-2022, 09:38 AM | #4 |
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10-13-2022, 10:10 AM | #5 |
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10-13-2022, 12:45 PM | #6 |
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is this for an irl rap battle
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10-14-2022, 08:18 PM | #7 |
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10-15-2022, 09:09 PM | #8 |
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Grab Answer By His Ear-Nubs’n ‘Skull Fuck’em’ Till Its Considered “Breaking-And-Entering” His Dome…Then “Edward Norton Answer Against A Curb”….Until…Hmmm…. Something Tells Saint The “Sidewalk Has A Mind Of Its Own”…
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10-19-2022, 12:22 PM | #10 |
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thanks that's terrible
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10-19-2022, 12:51 PM | #11 |
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10-19-2022, 05:41 PM | #12 |
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So dope
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10-28-2022, 11:35 AM | #13 |
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10-28-2022, 01:39 PM | #14 |
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You look like a cop, so when this clip shoots at your chest it'll body cam
This stood out. There's a disconnect because you are writing this to actually be said to someone rather than read, there's a lot of shit you can do with words when you don't have to worry about the actual vocalisation and performance, in a sense I think you're probably wasting your own time posting this here, but I liked it.
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10-29-2022, 08:25 AM | #15 |
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Buddy .. no input from you until you finally have a 10k month
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10-29-2022, 08:46 AM | #16 |
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a 10k month doing what exactly
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I was trolling I actually read a random section and I like the lion king bar - dope verse fam
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10-29-2022, 09:17 AM | #18 |
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Selling things
Only job any idiot can step into a 150k+ salary as long as he’s not a pussy I’ll be using this cash flow to buy stocks, a house, fund my screenplay, my darkest memoirs and my Latin American adventures.
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ah ok thought maybe u were in the poker streets w me, either way best of luck in ur endeavors u legend
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