07-03-2022, 09:38 PM | #1 |
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I think i just made a hit song
I walk around the club with a manly strut
Because i get more kisses than the Stanley Cup I'm such a handsome stud, dressed in banan repubs When I'm on the stage all the ladies throw their panties up And it's a fancy club, we're talkin classy sluts I'm only with the type a chicks you bring to dad and mom So get ya cameras up to Instagram and stuff Jackie chan in this bish cause I'm bound to stunt We just need 12 more bars and it'll be huge, hoping a few of you guys can write 4 more bars each to go with this
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07-30-2022, 12:21 AM | #6 |
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still need 4 more. then another 16 lol I walk around the club with a manly strut Because i get more kisses than the Stanley Cup I'm such a handsome stud, dressed in banan repubs When I'm on the stage all the ladies throw their panties up And it's a fancy club, we're talkin classy sluts I'm only with the type a chicks you bring to dad and mom So get ya cameras up to Instagram and stuff Jackie chan in this bish cause I'm bound to stunt "how much?" Yeezy slides, Michael Jackson glove Riding around, we bending blocks, wassup Toss 'em out the bus, cuz it aint round enough Or if she ever order sandwiches without the crust How come, when the Chronic dropped, 2001 I had half a pound in transit. Thats a thousand blunts Look outside, that's the sound of a truck Dropping off a model and a mountain of puff 5'6, round 100 pounds of powder and blush I tell a bitch get ugly once our hour is up Out for lunch, bank account is calculus + Add it up, doing numbers like I ran your plugs Half these girls? Already had 'em once So I walk around the neighborhood with half a chub @CopyPat @NYCSPITZ @PancakeBrah @Universe @Mike Wrecka @Adverse @Frank @Nigma
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