06-27-2022, 07:52 PM | #1 |
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Burd vs Dominate - DOM WINS
Netcees SOL Season II Week 1 Due Thursday, Jun 30th Minimum - 8 lines Max - 12 lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Burd @Dominate |
06-27-2022, 08:55 PM | #2 |
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06-29-2022, 03:58 AM | #3 |
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06-30-2022, 07:58 AM | #4 |
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Old lady gotta hole that’d fit my whole arm, it’s obscene
My goodness. Girl’s got such a Wide Open Space it’s an Architects dream BROOO your career choice would be funny as a feature What a story. The student who grew up to make the same money as his teacher Tiny penis. Huge ego. Unbelievable hype Dog. U put another Shrimp on the Barbie every time you sleep with ur wife + You a 49% rapist. Ain’t no need to rush it G It’s wild. She be yelling “It’s Almost Dry” & ain’t ever heard of Pusha T |
06-30-2022, 10:03 AM | #5 |
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Laser aimed at your core, Ima let it air there square
Empty the clip til the beam comes out ya stomach lookin like a Care Bear Stare My whole squad carry tools, don’t try to fuck w/ the king pal Sega Genesis Sonic: Run Into those Animals & every one of them Rings Out Wondering where your girl’s been? Ask if you feel doubtful She’ll start w/ “this is hard to say” then tell you I gave her a reallll mouthful It’s porno music when I call her phone, she had the ringtone changed for me You been changing your Ring Tone too - at the salon getting your anus bleached
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06-30-2022, 03:33 PM | #6 |
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Old lady gotta hole that’d fit my whole arm, it’s obscene
My goodness. Girl’s got such a Wide Open Space it’s an Architects dream kinda funny, a little bit "yo mama" so it kinda comes off a little cheesy but decent BROOO your career choice would be funny as a feature What a story. The student who grew up to make the same money as his teacher wasnt really feeling this one tbh Tiny penis. Huge ego. Unbelievable hype Dog. U put another Shrimp on the Barbie every time you sleep with ur wife eh, I know the shrimp on the barbie thing has been done against him before and this didnt feel unique enough to seem worth it + You a 49% rapist. Ain’t no need to rush it G It’s wild. She be yelling “It’s Almost Dry” & ain’t ever heard of Pusha T eh ok, these sort of song/album title bars are as old as time Laser aimed at your core, Ima let it air there square Empty the clip til the beam comes out ya stomach lookin like a Care Bear Stare the stare part of this feels a little necessary and detracts more than it adds to it imo, but dope otherwise My whole squad carry tools, don’t try to fuck w/ the king pal Sega Genesis Sonic: Run Into those Animals & every one of them Rings Out ive seen the general idea done a lot so the creativity factor is lacking, but this is well worded Wondering where your girl’s been? Ask if you feel doubtful She’ll start w/ “this is hard to say” then tell you I gave her a reallll mouthful eh i get what you're attempting but i dont feel like it translates to me the way it shouldve It’s porno music when I call her phone, she had the ringtone changed for me You been changing your Ring Tone too - at the salon getting your anus bleached lol this is kinda funny, it's definitely creative but also kinda gross. not a haymaker but it works tbh I know orc is dope and expected a bit more from him. I also have a love/hate relationship with these short battles. I like that they're easy to vote on, but you're both top tier writers and I was hoping to see more of a spectacle. Still, solid match but I think Dom got this convincingly enough v/ Dom |
06-30-2022, 10:49 PM | #7 |
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Orc, liked the wording but this verse read a bit rushed concept/punch wise. Shrimp was alright but I liked the flip blues did better, ur opener was decent, fresh. Didn't like other 2 aside from wording.
Dom attacked more.. opener an closer were good, no misses in this short battle from his side. Sonic I've seen similar, aight, other did too, but still enough here. V Dom |
07-01-2022, 01:09 AM | #8 |
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Orc verse came off as very rushed to me, I don’t know just felt like there was some potential in each bar but they all just kind of fell flat and could have benefited from some rewording and proofreading. Maybe that’s just me though. Dom definitely didn’t blow me away either but I think his wording was more damaging, there weren’t any real haymakers here though.
Orc had his opener, and I might give him shrimp on the Barbie, but I feel like it wasn’t really demeaning as it should have been. Dom had closer, care bear was okay if not a little wordy and Sonic was aight I’d give it to Dom for the more aggressive approach. Plenty of misses here but hope we can see y’all run it back V/Dom |
07-01-2022, 09:11 AM | #9 |
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Orc
Opener was disappointing Like the teacher bar, not overly clever but witty and personal Loved shrimp on the barbie Pusha T too basic Dom Opener was nice I did a sonic rings out one once but this is cool Mouthful was just ok Ring tone was hilarious Loved ring tone and shrimp. I’ve Dom with less misses (2 to 1) Vote dominate
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07-01-2022, 01:04 PM | #10 |
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Orc:
BROOO your career choice would be funny as a feature What a story. The student who grew up to make the same money as his teacher LOL, underrated Tiny penis. Huge ego. Unbelievable hype Dog. U put another Shrimp on the Barbie every time you sleep with ur wife Kinda gave him a compliment on the Barbie wife but this was funny Dom: My whole squad carry tools, don’t try to fuck w/ the king pal Sega Genesis Sonic: Run Into those Animals & every one of them Rings Out Nice It’s porno music when I call her phone, she had the ringtone changed for me You been changing your Ring Tone too - at the salon getting your anus bleached lol I'm visibly upset that I didn't think of this Nice battle guys.
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07-01-2022, 11:08 PM | #11 |
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Vote dom
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07-03-2022, 01:01 PM | #12 |
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I got
Doms first 2 vs Shrimp line V/dom
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