01-26-2022, 09:43 AM | #1 |
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[Round 3] 1. Stamps vs 3. FatGingerZ — Stamps advances
8 lines per PERSON. That's 16 lines per TEAM no more & no less
If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 16 lines. 16 is the absolute minimum. ----------------------------------------------------------- Check in by 1/29/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy ----------------------------------------------------------- Verses due Friday, 2/4/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern) It's a lot of time and not a lot of lines, don't ask for extensions ----------------------------------------------------------- All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.) If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted. Don't bitch about votes. If you have any complaints, PM me directly and I will assess the situation. Votes without explanations or that appear to be aliases will not be accepted @~RustyGunZ~ @UserName @Blue Bayou @UPN Zuch |
02-07-2022, 09:44 AM | #2 |
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Username/Seth verse against Blue/Zuch:
Hey Blue… It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat Matt’s nothing but a meager dude playing Peek-A-Boo Thomas could’ve been stillborn, he’d still have the same physique as you Went from battlers to NFT collectors, but I’m still calling these men queers Cuz that transition ain’t got shit on the one your kids are undergoing in 10 years Seth: Seth couldn’t make it I didn’t wanna fake it Gave y’all 8 good lines, I’d rather have something there …Then I gave y’all 8 shit lines, like Blues underwear I hate this place I’d rather watch amazing race But the saving grace Is I’m Tony, so even if I Flake I’m GRRRRRREAT Last edited by Answer; 02-07-2022 at 11:49 AM. |
02-07-2022, 09:44 AM | #3 |
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Blue/Zuch verse against Seth/User:
Tony double dips his chicken wings & fiendss as his hand stretches can see the seams of his pants stressing. not since the set of Yellowstone have i seen so much Ranch Dressing the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics c’monnnn Fat Jewish, you never earned a rep with a gat such a wannabe gangster at ur wedding you yelled Molooo-Tov as you stepped on the glass & those NFT flips got the Cord looking at Knuckle terribly the short little pumps aren't impressing anyone…like what ur wife says at couples therapy a lot of cats claim you were good at running shit but i doubt their thinking when it comes to Moderation i'd say you were about as good as Ouch’s drinking & Seth claims to be a "math genius " but we know its a farce last time he Carried a 1 was helping Users bitch get home from the bar Last edited by Answer; 02-07-2022 at 11:49 AM. |
02-07-2022, 09:54 AM | #4 |
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It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous
She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices I dig this, and it's accurate tbh. I go through a battery like every 2 days And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat not a huge haymaker but it's funny so it lands for me Matt’s nothing but a meager dude playing Peek-A-Boo Thomas could’ve been stillborn, he’d still have the same physique as you cool Went from battlers to NFT collectors, but I’m still calling these men queers Cuz that transition ain’t got shit on the one your kids are undergoing in 10 years solid closer Seth: Seth couldn’t make it I didn’t wanna fake it Gave y’all 8 good lines, I’d rather have something there …Then I gave y’all 8 shit lines, like Blues underwear I hate this place I’d rather watch amazing race But the saving grace Is I’m Tony, so even if I Flake I’m GRRRRRREAT lol Tony double dips his chicken wings & fiendss as his hand stretches can see the seams of his pants stressing. not since the set of Yellowstone have i seen so much Ranch Dressing cool, long af line though. and that's coming from the dude known for long af lines the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting is forine supposed to be foreign? lmao lay off the white claws my dude. Line's dope though DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest cool. the idea's new to me and i dig it because it feels like an elegantly obvious kind of bar that i'd expect to have seen before got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics lol this is dope c’monnnn Fat Jewish, you never earned a rep with a gat such a wannabe gangster at ur wedding you yelled Molooo-Tov as you stepped on the glass ok, kinda funny but not to my preference & those NFT flips got the Cord looking at Knuckle terribly the short little pumps aren't impressing anyone…like what ur wife says at couples therapy solid a lot of cats claim you were good at running shit but i doubt their thinking when it comes to Moderation i'd say you were about as good as Ouch’s drinking alright, i feel like this general idea has been done before & Seth claims to be a "math genius " but we know its a farce last time he Carried a 1 was helping Users bitch get home from the bar cool closer seth/tony highlights: It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat blue/zuch highlights: the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics not really a whole lot to say here. Tony had a good verse but obviously seth is useless. Blue was wigging throughout v/ stamps |
02-07-2022, 02:06 PM | #5 |
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Good battle boys, terrible voting Answer (jk)
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02-07-2022, 04:25 PM | #6 |
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Definitely not the outcome I was expecting after seeing Knuck’s post wanting to go more bars and the rest of you didn’t even check in haha.
Enjoyed both verses. Even “Seth’s” contribution was funny. Lines from the backseat was LOL, other three were cool too. Nothing huge in Blue’s verse but he did what he does - consistently decent concepts with excellent execution. Closer probably my favourite but heart throbs and attachments were nice too. Might have been a close match up if User had wanted to write the full 16 but yah as is it’s 8 cool lines vs 16 of them so obviously v/ Stamps.
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02-08-2022, 02:20 PM | #7 |
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backseat
vs ranch dressing bigger attachments blue and zuch came consistent, i didnt get the bags line.. everything was either okay or solid.. users short verse was enjoyable, opener was almost a quotable.. half a verse just too much to overcome.. blue and zuch takes it
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02-08-2022, 02:51 PM | #8 |
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This would’ve probably been a tough call if it was evenly contested
Backseat Carried a 1 Heart throbs Ranch dressing Were highlights Vote - Blooch
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02-08-2022, 03:37 PM | #9 |
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