10-08-2021, 05:13 AM | #1 |
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New Jordans
My baby momma came to me the other day
eyes swell from tears she told me she had been fired from a job she held for years rent was due, and the baby needed some shoes this bitch was really bleeding the blues her other baby daddy just started a bid cocaine smuggling had taken him apart from his kid she told me her bills ran as long as her arm and in stages I nodded and informed her that they had tarnished my wages she agreed that i was bad to the bone but at the same time asked for a loan she started to weep and glared at the floor "Please, I can't take these scares anymore" I stared at her strained face, the stress glued her soul I'd broken a woman about to lose control three children in a house with no lights or water using sleep to hide the guise of slaughter I sighed and told her "I'd give you money if I had any..." however I told her, I didnt have a penny... She sobbed loudly when she heard the news and begged to me can this absurd be true alas, "it was" was all the most I could muster we embraced, it was an emotional cluster I watched her stumble down to the bus stop three children deep and steadily crying above "god!" I admit for a second I felt a lump in my throat she was a good woman trying to not slump in the boat I dug in my pocket and observed my phone dialed a few numbers when I heard the tone "Foot locker, you got them new jordans today?" the man said "yes!" and I was for sure on my way.
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10-08-2021, 08:57 AM | #2 |
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So let me get this straight,
Your baby mother, with at least one child from another mans penis by the way, has no job and can’t afford to feed your seed. Not only that, but this bitch is broke as fuck and cannot afford to provide your child with a basic necessity like water. Rather than make sure your child was looked after and not malnourished, you instead went and bought them a pair of Jordans and expect them to be grateful for it? Fantastically insightful post. Hope your kid sells them and buys a Happy Meal.
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ALSO how are you SO stupid, even a child like yourself should be able to see this is clearly a day in the life of a father who just needs a new pair of jordans for HIMSELF, as opposed to raising a shit bag like you also NC's is the only site that did not ban BUT DID make sure everyone knows you bite and steal shit that they made sure all of your previous aliases were edited as PROVEN BITER LMAO, you're so wack dude http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=3294 you even bit the dreaded bob line against me a few days ago and probably others, you are continuously going at me, its clear we got your number here
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Lirerally makes me uneasy having barons pic there plus can't stoop as low as he is right now. Lmao Last edited by Bobby D; 10-08-2021 at 11:18 AM. |
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10-08-2021, 11:17 AM | #4 |
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This was ass pizza
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10-08-2021, 11:18 AM | #5 |
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This is a damn classic if I do say so myself, but I wouldnt expect you to understand elf, your brain seems tiny
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10-08-2021, 05:51 PM | #6 |
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Lol pretty cold. Undoubtedly the right choice. One to read to your kids
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10-08-2021, 06:26 PM | #7 |
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