09-27-2021, 06:23 AM | #1 |
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Larz aka baron mynd Vs Bobby D - LARS WINS
Here's 15 mins of my time to let you know how it is b
Verses in today if you aunt pussy Larz aka baron mynd the guy that reviews terrible horror movies on YouTube lmao https://youtube.com/c/BaronMyndsNastyFinds No daps for this coward So here's a shred of the truth Aint even the best rapper in ya shower, even ya echos sound better than you Lay more lead up in this fruit Than operation rolling thunders crop hits Leave you so far underground, ya literally not shit Can't believe I birthed this dude You tried beat me before but I earthed this shrew Kicked his drizz Baron like a nurse in school, only gives his prick to kids Still a No show so here's the facts seen Larz now's taken more pricks than the covid vaccines My rapsll never miss Plus wtf is larz, laz was even more likeable as a terrorist Vs me it's a TKO or KO to barons born in to strife Plus You're been on NC almost all of ya life Baron ya wishing, ya talent is missing Thats a automatic win for me, you still manually shifting Ya YouTube channel no ones tunes to see You review horrors movies, but you just need a eulogy Ya face is the horror but it ain't new to me Compared to a god, an your just duty free You So damn ugly it's gon be awhile Elbow you with my funny bone till I see you smile So heres your chance to prove your worthy No long lines, that don't rhyme with useless furies My freestyles gave birth on how the UK should really rep People voted Brexit in hope itd killed you dead So dam short and fat all you need is magic I hope the foodshortages here effect your eating habits Or deplete this fat hick, of his weakest assets To save your own life, probably safer You will always been know as a comedy chaser Because shit always rolls down hill after I kick it down Guess after heath ledger died ya nows' not the only missing clown I spit it out, you swallow like a dumpster Ya so bitter, type a guy that's a fronter Ya girl finished with you, and you act like you dumped her You a chump bru, more like a chomper But since you went to 30p no one will want ya Goddam I'm a monster if you battling me Now get ya friends so they can tally on me Last edited by Bobby D; 09-27-2021 at 08:19 AM. |
09-27-2021, 07:09 AM | #2 |
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oh i see you're viewing the thread at 12.01 its 12.09pm
you got 8 minutes to show and prove you're worthy, or I'll give you till end of day atleast |
09-27-2021, 07:22 AM | #3 |
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here's more for this lil all talk, no punches, overwordy pussy fuk boi
20 yrs Bobby comes back as the sickest about Ya styles an acquired taste, like a shit in the mouth Your creds more inflated than zuch’s crypto account When ya talk it sounds like rhymesmeggadon (the fuck?) I am a bit late for clearing up disasters, but my times of legend (an you suck!) If you keep taking more time, ya get laid to waste quicker than 9/11 I can even insult you with adlibs You’re so overweight you just literally add lbs On to your abscess that is your dome You’re the results of when parents leave their kids at home (forever!) Beating me is like you did before (never!) |
09-27-2021, 08:14 AM | #4 |
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Come at the old school and I'll shock ya
You better "hang up and pray" like a terminal call from your doctor Baron your mynds awful and I got ya Simply I don't have a care in mynd, if i shot ya... I'm Not talking the mammal when I pay homage You literally resemble a mole, that has a face on it Back to beat this breeze, your raps as weak as cheese You started your freestyle as an under achiever, but you never actually achieved... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUzfQbOubY Last edited by Bobby D; 09-27-2021 at 08:21 AM. |
09-27-2021, 08:25 AM | #5 |
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lmao I’m at work at the perfectly respectable time of 12.00 midday
I’ll deal with you when I feel like it, not when you feel I have to. You’re really not that special.
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09-27-2021, 08:27 AM | #6 |
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Shook
Still the same little bitch Who's claims that he's the shit, 10 years after everybody quit May as well get this body quick Like domestic disputes witney says bobby's sick I'm at the top, a gram makes this bastard choke I'll tare you a new 1, still couldnt be half as dope I know you young, so honors such a pitty I beat rappers while you was suckin ya mamas titties Even the haters can vouch I've took out the top when I tried But when you were dope, the game obviously died Last edited by Bobby D; 09-27-2021 at 08:43 AM. |
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Maggot, I play to win, maim within
If you ever gave birth to me, this would be Alien Rip you up from the inside like a reversible zipper No one's EVER heard you were sicker Your shits unhead of like if i called you a lil N**** I kill ya quicker than a mantis shrimp My worldplay kills the mynd because you have to think Use your head to slap the sink Leave eyes closed over, like an absent wink When you rap you stink Shoot the homeless, drives bys on you with a super soaker Bobby D's says it due It's over... |
09-27-2021, 11:04 AM | #8 |
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Do more damage to ya in half a bar
Than the colour in your face in your avatar You obviously cant rap no bars Wiped out like an avalanche, with half a chance Sprinkle some salt on ya measled head Somehow now stil think you a seasoned vet You need weeks to prep Murdered you in the pre season bet Like prince Andrews interviews ya something I don't need to sweat Leave you in pieces bled No one's left a RIP, for you yet.... Wait RIP BARON MYND aka BOBBY D S PUNCHING BAG |
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Sorry for the Freepost
Confirming Bobby is an Ouch alias?
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Absolutely not you can find me in the archives here
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09-27-2021, 12:17 PM | #11 |
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Ya Flip flop despising this toff, with all the lies that you quaf
You go where the wind blows, and a whole buncha guys ya sucked off He's been looking at this thread the past 4 hrs and ticking Where are these battles for the best invites and how were you missing? You lied when I am archived in black and white I never claimed to be the best, but just better than any raps you write So Guess this is it, taaaadaaa goodnight... my shots aimed at you leave ya spleen so fucked Chip your skeleton so much, I can open a casino up Bobby D no cuck, but breathe hard for your 3 nosed mug I've seen more lean bars , than ya queuing for ya free coke cups you'd be crying if you think I am trying to harm ya As ya wins are more like hand-outs, for Africans dying in rwanda So let me re-arrange this nause if you showering in pain, Guess when it rains hit pause... cuz I never seen drip so wet, until I seen that face of yours Last edited by Bobby D; 09-27-2021 at 02:50 PM. |
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Just tag @sarl so he can post next
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lmao fuck your respect. this what you chumps call a vet?
hairline been falling out for yrs. still don’t make you the Rushmore of text ain’t no one think this battlers known I mean Dave’s top two UPN,but not even Top 20 TV channels I own ur verse bad as ur hairstyle. u bet I’m annoyed we both had to comb thru ‘em intensely just to get to the point keep biting from joke sites praying for howlers &i don’t care if that was aloe blow, so was ur initiation at prowlers Ur brother lived here? don’t fuckin’ push me It’s only safe to live around Wolves until the moment they’re hungry remember ur earring? never seen one as stupid or phonier that fake diamond was clear as crystal. or at least ur cubic zirconia quit stealin jokes. no wonder ur run has ended how many of ‘em made the Top Punches? no pun in ten did not 1 original Covid bar in those lines u shared to you a spike proteins using ur boyfriends jizz to style ur hair most textcees get grown n dissappear now quit playing wit me. ur at least 15 years older and shits weird you’re 38 and still not learned your place if they consider you Rap Royalty, it’s cuz you’ve only got worse with Age i mean Earthed this shrew? how fucking dare he I’m sure it sounded hard when u said it. like every vowel pronounced by southern fairies this pussy barely stand a chance of survival You had a run in MM07, or Resin would have beat ur ass in the finals so noone gives a shit what the fuck you say ill leave him Glastonbury this faggot in a field for ducking Dave fuckin lame ain’t even comparable when Mynd goes off u ain’t dreaded off the top here, you just the sideshow Bob might of robbed me before, I don’t remember it much now but this is comprehensive closure, the old skools gettin shutdown. You’re getting punched out til you quit knocking the GOAT I’ll make you eat your words til they have to be diss-lodged from your throat.
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Fair play for showing, respect, you're welcome to drop more by the end of the night if you like as I did just throw a lot at you lol
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Still got to lie in your verses, so pretty sure I was hurtful
Call yourself a wolve, when you're more like a gerbil I've beat you twice before, to ya shoddy assemble I'm already 2 and 0, while that's literally the shape your body resembles To me yes your a toy a kid, be annoyed who gives? I've never been 38, but that's about as many lines I destroyed you with Plastered this punk, ya rhymes are trash and just junk I could never lose the mynd, way I've mastered this monk Ya flows imroved but ya get deep under Have you leaking ya waterworks worse than a shitty plumber So who's lost all his spinach? I beat your HOF and your not even in it |
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So okay kid just fess up
Ya mentioned my hair more than gay guys at dress up So here's the real truth for zen You're hated by more guys here than at upn It must suck you know I made you grow But I gotta cut back the fungus just to save the show You just ask how dare he? And called me a fairy Just goes to show how deluded, and very ordinary You've been to me son, I'm not proud with joy Said I didn't beat resin but you wasn't even allowed to join That's simply pathetic, but that's what you get kid When your clearly dyslexic with the way you text shit About time I erased this lame So just make an exit but not the way you came |
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lmao holding this L got you struggling with controlling yourself
because that body shape 0 concept is another you’ve stolen as well oh to be 12 again, posting with UPN’s fully grown usual bullies says more about the guy with a family now vs. the loser that doesn’t stupid quit looking at me like I’m not better at everything the only thing ur destroyings here’s what littles left of ur legacy lmao ain’t nobody to help you in here I’d never wanna be ahead of you. have u ever seen urself in a mirror? u look like Wilson from Castaway but with no air in the whole ball I’ve never seen anyone grow bald then try turn it into a fauxhawk ain’t no one ever thought u a threat ur hairline goes so far back, it almost remembers when u weren’t awful at text lmao you stealing from joke sites has got to be comedy “Knock, knock,” “Who’s there?” Bobby D with a hot sixteen. perennial third place runner-up. look what this faggots become can’t even call this reliving ur glory years since you never actually won been rhyming forever but never aspired to be better of course you’ve a low ceiling. bitch you’re only 5ft 11 quit typing irrelevant bullshit on how ur great when you grasp at low hanging fruit, all you’re left with is sour grapes prowlers ain’t claim you. since RTM ur a spent force so if I’m lie-in, it’s cuz nothin u wrotes worth havin to get outta bed for text board never was. impending loss to M-I-C left this pussy humbled so far up his ass you knew what resonate before his stomach grumbled ur just another clone. ain’t shit that you fathered all u remind me of’s the importance of always tipping my barber you even thinking you can beat me is MADNESS dome look like a shrunken head a witchdoctor cursed with forever bein a faggot keep dreaming of having hair. my guy ain’t bout shit just an old asshole overseeing if Britain’s Got Talent. fuck are you, Simon Cowlick?
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let me recite, ya Shapes 2 and 0, don't forget your also a useless hoe
That aloe and sideshow line I've seen before too bitch, but who's to know So here I have to pass those somber ways, so go on an pray If you have a family congrats, I hope they enjoy dancing on your grave You the only one who's thinks text is a legacy That automatically naturally makes you never ahead of me Ya raps like a hire car, you've barely manualed a hit It doesn't matter how many hair-lines you have, it still devalues ya shit You posted hours later and yet I'm no threat? You verses just fall to the background like an albino thread It must be gross to hear me reeducate the lies you told I guess that's all you have is my hair and I'm so old? Your time is sold, you're definitely done Dope girl can vote for you, after I'll still know I'll get everyone but truth is, yousa a nerd bro, looks like a gerbil, mouth and his cheeks if your stomach growls, it probably comes out as a squeek! Reinveted as Lars, but being wack and a liar is synonymous You are LITERALLY the reason everyone has quit! Fuck your useless logic just to prove your dog shit Here's you biting butchered so many lines in this battle it's upn homage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mxm4xwE5nQ You can keep adding lines but here is your end to prove you suck If I am so damn wack why you biting more here than you can chew lil fuck? He 5'5!!! so can't comment on height, no honestly guys... Being 6 inches taller if we met in person hed have probably died Last edited by Bobby D; 09-30-2021 at 09:10 AM. Reason: edited for typo |
09-27-2021, 05:38 PM | #20 |
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I dig both vs
This is tough choice for me Both had slick punchlines Both flow tight I feel like Lars had tigther flow vote Lars |
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