Corleone, I need your assistance bro

[NoetiC]

So I am looking at your merch website: https://corleoneclothingandapparel.com/home


And I had a few questions before I placed an order.

1. You have 7 different hoodies that are titled Classic Pullover Hoodie. While each picture is different, they are all titled the same thing so its unsure as to which color I am in fact ordering when I place an order. I noticed the *New* premium hoodie is currently out of stock, and I was wondering when that one might be back in stock. Also, the hoodies that are in stock say they are 89.99 but when I click on them to buy it, it says it is out of stock, so it is a little confusing.


2. You only have 1 crew neck sweater. I really like the design on this one and wished to see it in all the colors you have in the hoodies. Is it possible to get the crew neck in any other colors?

3. I noticed the second gray shirt you have advertised under the v-neck t-shirts doesn't have the "CORLEONE" brand on it. I wasn't planning on getting this shirt but I wanted to let you know so you may talk to your marketing team and have maybe someone address it.



4. In regards to the shirts that have the "ESTABLISHED IN 1993" underneath the brand name, I was wondering where this year came from cause I saw on your business page that you were born in 1987. So I am assuming the business was established when you were 6? But then it gets more confusing because you said in your bio that you didn't become Corleone until you were 7. Up until you were 7, you said you went by Cleptho aka Clepthomaniac. Can you please elaborate on what the year 1993 represents. Also, do you have any shirts or hoodies that say "Cleptho aka Clepthomaniac"? That would make a great shirt I think for the toddler t-shirt.



5. You have 2 items named "Womens, Black Spandex" but each one has a different picture. If I click the one that says Corleone down the leg like some hood rat bitch, how can I be sure this is the one I am in fact ordering. Again, this seems like a marketing issue.



6. The quotes on your canvas prints, are these your quotes?

I noticed one of your quotes was posted on a pin up girl magazine TUMBLR page:

Is that also a page you run? Why would they quote you?

7. "The greatest idea one can have is an idea" is another quote you attribute to yourself. I was wondering if that is because its so fucking stupid that you fail to see how dumb you sound. I would love to hear more about it.



8. Is this the girl you fuck? She looks good in your merch bro. Can you describe sex with her? I like reading about sex with woman.



Lastly, I don't understand why you are so proud of your grandfather and father being criminals and spending their entire life in prison. Don't you realize they spent their entire life in prison to avoid being around you?




It's just my lifestyle,

Chinardo Dicaprio

[Geno]

Baked

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by NoetiC

I was wondering if that is because its so fucking stupid that you fail to see how dumb you sound. I would love to hear more about it.

Lol not bad not bad

[Dope girl]

Popular name

[~RustyGunZ~]

You should really be spending your money on his shoe line. The rest of his apparel is great but more an extension of his shoe brand. Hand made in Italy.

[Dope girl]

[Inno]

This nigga gotta be telling the truth to lie this much

[Ouch]

WHAT THE FUCK...

its that easy to do all that.... pretty nice one

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

this seems like a whole lotta effort

for what amounts to some weak jokes

vote - wu-tang member

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Pakistani Hand Cannon

this seems like a whole lotta effort

for what amounts to some weak jokes

vote - wu-tang member

Definitely no bangers.

[Ghost1]

Poethetic just handled corleone's website marketing campaign at zero cost and no lols for the nc community

[Eŋg]

no deft wit.

[Eŋg]

yo, cleft lip @Smod of War

[Eŋg]

poetic!