08-09-2021, 08:48 PM | #1 |
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Zuch vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS
The Summer Classic NO bitingDue: Thursday, 8/12 @ 11:59 PST 24hr ext available but must be requested before verse is due Line Limit: 14-18 lines *can increase if both agree NO swaying NO feeding NO fun Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle May God have mercy on your souls @Swerve @UPN Zuch |
08-09-2021, 11:22 PM | #2 |
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I'm probably going to keep it at 14.
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08-10-2021, 01:43 AM | #3 |
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Sounds good
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08-11-2021, 01:43 AM | #4 |
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come on now... Zuch is going to swerve away from any real battle... I like Kung and Blue and fracture... Zuch.. nah.. dudes a weird bitter type of dude... with all the ammo i've given him about my real life... he still couldn't touch me.
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08-11-2021, 11:38 AM | #5 | |
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I don’t make fun of you for your real life problems anymore, Ouch. That’s because it isn’t funny. There’s nothing funny about a poor, mentally retarded grown man who is an embarrassment to both his parents and his children. You have to wake up every day knowing that even if you had the drive to not be a drug-addicted, deadbeat, piece of shit, you still don’t have the mental capacity to put words together or even a coherent thought or idea on how to improve yourself. What is so funny about that? If you can find out how to get a hold of your kids, let me know. I would like to send groceries to their section 8 apartment. |
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08-11-2021, 01:40 PM | #6 |
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08-11-2021, 07:59 PM | #7 |
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Gaddamn - I don't know if we can continue writing text verses in here after it became a murder scene.
RIP Ouch
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08-12-2021, 05:55 AM | #8 |
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That’s called e-bullying
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08-12-2021, 01:37 PM | #9 |
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Listen I’ve been busy as fuck I need until noon tomorrow @Sharp and I don’t want to hear shit about it this tourney has been dying under the heat lamp as it is.
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08-14-2021, 12:57 AM | #10 |
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He’ll leave me dead and bloodied? Dude you aint got that package,
Cause if you want to see a ‘still swerve in red’…check next week’s finals bracket. And now he’s here bullying ouch, appeasing all of his followers, You shouldn’t look down your nose at others…especially when it requires binoculars. Pay attention, the scope’s on ya when I’m teaching a lesson, Have so many autos following your body…they can be your funeral procession. Your girl exotic, but she got a “wants to fuck me” dependency, And she left so much foreign substance on my balls, the MLB just suspended me. You lied, so no surprise that your relationships cancelled, You pulled the wool over her eyes….so now I pull it down ‘round her ankles. Zuchs known for putting up numbers, so he’ll put up a tough fight, But if he’s got a nose for the endzone…its cause each nostril’s the size of an upright. You’re low brow and not funny, it’s just a matter of fact, I raise the standard…you told it you were going for milk and never came back. Doors kicked in, guns blasting free cause Swerve is a goon, I’ll pepper your body with bullets, win this match then pour salt in the wounds.
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08-14-2021, 05:33 AM | #11 |
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Sorry bout the lateness..
My kid’s driving me crazy, and I’m starting to fear a trend Both of you have trouble putting concepts together, and shouldn’t be allowed near a pen Your bitch nasty, crew cuts a hole in her mask when we’re coppin’ head Her pussy is a unique variant alright, we will do anything in our power to stop the spread Might jack off on that slut’s tummy tho, just to bring hysteria She claims suburbia but that belly button is quite the seedy area Ouch Lars and Zelph up in this shit, guess that makes the status clear How does the retard trio end up in our battle, yet you’re still the biggest faggot here? Rejected your whole life, that shit musta hurt kid The ladies call you swerve? Nah, you just don’t know what a verb is I beat legends, so don’t expect to see this poser win His toughest bout was against a guy running a tourney that nobody knows their in Then he beats Spree by a bar leaving readers scatter-brained I just ran up in that shit and voted for the bum that I’d rather face |
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Swerve had line of the battle with raising the bar, Zuch didnt write to his calibre Swerve wins imo |
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08-17-2021, 11:06 AM | #13 |
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Swerve verse impressed me here and zuch felt rushed or uninterested tbh. Raise the standard was fire and lotb, binoculars also nice. Stop the spread could’ve been nice if worded better, Verb bar was fire also
Vote - swerve Vote
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08-18-2021, 10:12 PM | #14 |
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And now he’s here bullying ouch, appeasing all of his followers,
You shouldn’t look down your nose at others…especially when it requires binoculars. funny, but I'm reading this as a diss at ouch Pay attention, the scope’s on ya when I’m teaching a lesson, Have so many autos following your body…they can be your funeral procession. Zuchs known for putting up numbers, so he’ll put up a tough fight, But if he’s got a nose for the endzone…its cause each nostril’s the size of an upright. You’re low brow and not funny, it’s just a matter of fact, I raise the standard…you told it you were going for milk and never came back. Raise the standard is great. Everything else is alright. Your punchline delivery isn't bad, but you do a lot of the same structure so it gets a hair repetitive. Your bitch nasty, crew cuts a hole in her mask when we’re coppin’ head Her pussy is a unique variant alright, we will do anything in our power to stop the spread Ouch Lars and Zelph up in this shit, guess that makes the status clear How does the retard trio end up in our battle, yet you’re still the biggest faggot here? Rejected your whole life, that shit musta hurt kid The ladies call you swerve? Nah, you just don’t know what a verb is Zuch wasn't as his peak. Sorry for killing momentum. Stop the spread was lol. V/Swerve |
08-19-2021, 02:03 AM | #15 |
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Raise the standard hittt, look nose down idea I scrapped lol but it was cool here, verse was fairly level w/ a couple peaks.. wool.. funeral processions. Missed less. only critique was executing a couple concepts were off and setup was bland on a couple, otherwise solid
Zuch had the first 2 solid then verb is was ok... last few felt rushed or filler. Like others said not to his ability, still decent. Vote Swerve |
08-19-2021, 10:34 AM | #16 |
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That’s more than enough. Thank you for voting everybody.
Nice verse Swerve and good luck in the finals! |
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