07-22-2021, 04:00 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Swerve vs Bomb Bard - SWERVE WINS
The Summer Classic NO bitingDue: Sunday, 7/25 @ 11:59 PST 24hr ext available but must be requested before verse is due Line Limit: 12-16 lines *can increase if both agree NO swaying NO feeding NO fun Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle May God have mercy on your souls @Swerve @Bomb Bard |
07-22-2021, 04:08 PM | #2 |
FUCK YOU
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Pics?
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07-22-2021, 04:25 PM | #3 |
SDub
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Nah, but 16
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07-24-2021, 10:53 PM | #4 |
FUCK YOU
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Ext
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07-26-2021, 06:39 PM | #5 |
FUCK YOU
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Swerves aka Patrick aka Playedword
Fuck you & yours…. Shoot this Family Man, right through your head, dude Bullets’ll Pack N Play, except these toys leaving his kids dead to Last second “back out” got you here! This fag is fake Ironic Time left - “fast & quick”, cos I’m making sure that’s how you pass today! Ya clique got pussies, all because this guys lame Way they surround a bitch with love? They should identify as bridesmaids There’s no nursery dude! Big stick that’ll clap jawn I’ll take Patty Cake quicker than he can finish singing that song & we know you into Buff Guys, faggot would suck cock quick He only into American Males & has never heard of Bagwell or Scott Riggs Check yourself fool! Can’t handle what Spree bout We’ll see a Pat down..on his body for money & jewelry as he bleed out Way you Mold bars? Str8 has us sick Take this Kid Play, Doe…& we wish you choked to death on that as a kid
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07-27-2021, 12:26 AM | #6 |
SDub
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Your girl only lets winners hit, so to me the whores bound,
First - she fucking Swerve…then Sharp’ll paint that AGAIN into the fourth round. She’s ‘with the girls’ or ‘stuck at work’, or “working a function”, And stays giving you more ‘fake accounts’ than the bank balance thread in discussion. Swerve stay busting in quads, I'm the original skeet shooter, Bullets to your dome and I'll make four fit...since that's the only way you could beat User. Listen stan, I’m the boss…and no matter how this mans come across, I’m STILL busy trying to imagine how embarrassing it was to win a battle you actually lost. He’s an anime freak, but I stay beating on every type, One punch will release ya spirit, bomb…then I’ll use one of those to end your family’s life. Getting to the third got you feeling like divinity homes? I’ll turn you from all-powerful to paper weight quicker than TVA infinity stones.. If we talking texting talents, Swerve at the top of this mob, “Spree? Well that’s another story…”and it culminates in another choke job.
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07-28-2021, 11:37 AM | #7 |
consults Lloyd
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Vote - Swerve
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07-28-2021, 01:00 PM | #8 |
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Pack n play doesn’t link too great
Fast n quick is cool Bridesmaids ok Patty cake nice Don’t get Pat down funny image Don’t get nextvtwo and don’t like spreewell but cool idea Swerve fell off at the end but his first half was good enough to edge this Play doe name play is a stretch again Paint nice Fake accounts cool but could’ve worded harder User line nice personal Follow up cool but not as good Edit fuck knows what happened to this piece of shit vote but vote swerve
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08-01-2021, 09:09 AM | #9 |
He / Him / His
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Spree - not quite sure what was going on with your first 2 lines, really kinda tapered off into a multi with no punch. Patty cake could’ve been cool but there was quite a few name flips and I don’t think any of them resonated as much as they could’ve. Overall I think a few things could’ve been polished up more, esp for the semis of the SC
Swerve, first 3 lines were all okay. The ideas are there but there’s some small hiccups in the execution. The battle you lost bar felt like filler. I get you’re using a personal about him being into anime but Spirit bomb was a little corny. Paper weight idea was good but the execution is a miss, not feeling the closer Overall I feel like swerve was more consistent throughout with fresher concepts and slightly better execution that led to some stronger jabs V/ swerve |
08-01-2021, 10:16 AM | #10 |
Spoiled brat
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Don’t want to vote on this because I get the winner next round, but this shit moving slow af
Normal stuff from Spree, okay verse with a couple jabs, maybe a bar or so that if put together better could have landed nicely. Swerve, opener was cool, bank balance was okay, four fit could have been better but I like the angle so it’s cool, infinity stones was dope to me Vote swerve |
08-01-2021, 08:59 PM | #11 |
FUCK YOU
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Serve lost
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08-02-2021, 05:28 PM | #12 |
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sorry I'm on vacation.. I got spree here but vote swerve
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08-05-2021, 12:23 PM | #13 |
The Biggest
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Kill Spree - Bridesmaid could've been dope w better wording. Pat down was ur best bar
Swerve - Opener was light, bank balance I fuck w. Infinity stones was good V/ - Swerve |
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