07-22-2021, 04:01 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Dave vs bleak - DAVE WINS
The Summer Classic NO bitingDue: Sunday, 7/25 @ 11:59 PST 24hr ext available but must be requested before verse is due Line Limit: 12-16 lines *can increase if both agree NO swaying NO feeding NO fun Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle May God have mercy on your souls @Dave @bleak |
07-23-2021, 03:49 AM | #2 |
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Hi bleak, 12?
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07-25-2021, 02:56 AM | #3 |
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sure thing
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07-25-2021, 11:43 AM | #4 |
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Ext probably needed I’m moving house
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07-26-2021, 05:15 PM | #5 |
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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away
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07-26-2021, 07:28 PM | #6 |
yeet
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u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die
EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors I pay premium. could put 30 on your head with exact info for a large fee, you'll see a goon who knows nothing but killing like Black Widow my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin. who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too. my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo |
07-26-2021, 10:08 PM | #7 |
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Gotta give props to bleak for rhyming Antenkumpo or however it’s spelled however….
EvaD won. I’m not trying to talk ish but I felt like bleaks stuff I could write in 10 mins just fast no real punches…I liked Dave’s Bleak House line…. Even though I’m just assuming that’s either Emily or Charles dickens book… Honestly a lot of Dave’s stuff seemed kind of old too… but still V - Dave by a bit
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07-27-2021, 07:37 AM | #8 |
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And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens Vs hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors Was feeling the above but a pretty lacklustre battle. I’ve got Dave edging it due to execution on the rest of his drop.. opener was pretty cool too tbf Some more of bleaks had potential like Euro 2020 and pull your card but they just fell flat Vote Dave |
07-27-2021, 08:11 AM | #9 |
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Dave
Like the reverse punch on on weak draw. Creative. Chernobyl was clean. Decent. XI’s duty was okay. Tom Brady was okay. Dickens was dope. Closer was a no. Bleak Opener was a cool concept but executed poorly. Oh darn. Gas vapors was clean. Nice. Black widow was solid but underwhelming. Could have done better. Mag segment was ehh. Pull your card was a no. Giannis bar seems like you just wanted to rhyme Antetokounpo, but in reality it was a lazy finish Bleak was hanging on through the first couple bars but then stalled out. Dave was clean for the most part with a couple dope bars. Really liked Dickens. Gas vapors was dope from bleak. Cool read. Vote - Dave |
07-27-2021, 08:33 AM | #10 | |
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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve eh not much to this And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up good wp, seen blue bayou use it I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in this is very low effort, expect more out of you for even a throw away bar. I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome cool And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens nice Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away I'm missing something or this isn't good vs u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time nice hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors eh I pay premium. could put 30 on your head with exact info for a large fee, you'll see a goon who knows nothing but killing like Black Widow eh, not much to the connection my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin. who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment nah you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too. my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon cool idea but the wording at the end throws it off. It doesn't read as him receiving a card which would be the case here. I also don't like that you left him alive in the scenario where not just you, but your entire family, comes with the gift of (I assume) heavy artillery. should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo okay After Daves verse, I was like, man what a disappointing showing. No way he wins comfortably if he even pulls it off. You can tell he let it slide with throwing away bars on generic statements with a rhyme to get his verse done. Then I saw Bleaks opener and was like "damn, the boys got this. what an upset". But the only upset here was reading him go completely off the cliff and never hitting that level of concept the entire rest of his verse. All around an okay, but quite boring read. Thankfully it was a short bar limit. Vote: Dave
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07-28-2021, 11:50 AM | #11 |
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Vote - Dave
‘ I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens’ That section was dope af |
08-01-2021, 07:50 PM | #12 |
He / Him / His
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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve Not feeling the opener And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up Ok idea, a little bit too dad jokey and the executions a miss for me I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in I don’t get it tbh, you could’ve used your set up to draw a better connection to whatever it is you’re trying to say I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome Cool idea but the execution is a miss for me And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens I dig it Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away Ok u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time Ok hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors Idea is cool, execution is a miss for me I pay premium. could put 30 on your head with exact info for a large fee, you'll see a goon who knows nothing but killing like Black Widow Nah my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin. who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment Nah fairly played you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too. my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon Ok should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo Nah Overall I feel like this is closer than the voting shows. Bleak was a bit more consistent imo but he didn’t have anything that resonated with me. Bleak house was lotb by far and tipped the scales in Dave’s favor. mcl get well soon and Italian weapons are all honorable mentions. I think bleak could’ve edged this with just an “ok” bar in place of the magazine bar because that concept is crazy outdated and he didn’t have any kind of new spin on it V/ dave |
08-01-2021, 08:59 PM | #13 |
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Dave won
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