WEEK 8 ROAST

UPN Zuch · 11-24-2020, 08:05 PM

Brought to you by Spree.

8 lines.

Winner chosen for next mag and gets an accomp.

Have fun

Eviction · 11-24-2020, 08:28 PM

This is quite the family portrait, that shit would drive me to narcotics.
There’s a barrage of snowflakes in that yard, that's a full house of barcotics.

Eviction · 11-24-2020, 08:36 PM

Fuck that guy in the orange hoodie, with that shitted in grin you’re surely wrecked.
trying to act nice in front of the cam when you prolly stole ur grandma's social security check.

Scout · 11-24-2020, 08:56 PM

Smarten tfu.
You're there with a green light to do jobs for the owner
Not to be pressing her buttons, but she might if you got any closer
Assault rifle aimed at her head. Broad day is the trend..
Unless you want me & my K2 Meter inside...we can communicate with her friends
You failed her last winter. Visitors hardly could park
They got Toad more than kids that owned mario cart
Happy thanksgiving!
You'd never see me send back food, I'm hungry..
But THOSE kinda Turkey Breast should be sent back to her country

Fracture · 11-25-2020, 02:16 AM

I feel bad for the tranny granny. Reverse mortgage and a crop full of dopes
But feel even worse for the dog who is cold and can only smell suboxone and snow

Wanderer · 11-25-2020, 06:33 AM

Keying. fuck it..

Old bitch needed help.. thank god she got her saviours at hand
Have no fear cos the Snow Patrol’s here.. each dude fucking gay as that band
Least intimidating crew I’ve ever seen. All talk no action except..
Ya mans so fed up with ‘all bark’ he’s ready to snap that dogs neck
My guy ur lines are trash, I’d rather all of u and the dog were dead
That diamond on ur hat’s the only time a gem’s produced off the top of ya head
Hag in the doorway grateful for help but evil’s evident, shit
If gran’s appreciation was touching... she molested all 5 of u when u were kids

Eviction · 11-25-2020, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fracture

I feel bad for the tranny granny. Reverse mortgage and a crop full of dopes
But feel even worse for the dog who is cold and can only smell suboxone and snow

LOL at that bitch.

And her soft ass grandson's cuz they're not that hard.
when my girl get's that old, I hope her tities don't drop that far.

Sharp · 11-25-2020, 09:28 AM

due when @UPN Zuch ?

UPN Zuch · 11-25-2020, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

due when @UPN Zuch ?

Due by Monday. Winner announced next mag.

Mac · 11-25-2020, 11:29 AM

I see y'all brought the shovels & it ain't for the weather
Four Brothers; all gathered at home to bury their mother

iSpaz · 11-25-2020, 12:52 PM

I'm fuckin bent. 5 faggots and a witch so good luck at rent
Fam, you said you were icy but I didn't know this is what you meant

Eviction · 11-25-2020, 03:06 PM

Props for shoveling snow in 30 below, I admit that's fucking brave.
That thumbs up must be because you did a good job digging ur own grave.
After they finish their chores, grandma will send spree back to the attic.
That dude holding the pitbul, cuz u about to be bit for acting like a faggit.
Freezing his balls off for nothing, we can all agree that this man is stupid.
I don't feel bad that you brothers walk all over you, cuz u even let ur nana do it
There should be less bodies in that photo, if not showing up was supported.
There's 5 grandkids in that picture, and we can tell which one was almost aborted.

Scout · 11-25-2020, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

8 lines.

@Eviction

Eviction · 11-25-2020, 09:00 PM

what the fuck you talking about barcotic.

Scout · 11-25-2020, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eviction

what the fuck you talking about barcotic.

Yo

Mr. Tryinghardtofitinbutihavedowns
I'm not barcotic, and you've exceeded the line limit by 6

Eviction · 11-25-2020, 09:43 PM

Spree's father should have burned the baby stroller, I can't believe that's life.
He must have been sonned by barcotic, that's evident after the fucking gaslight.

Eviction · 11-25-2020, 09:51 PM

dq me or don't recognize the overage, easy @Scout stop snitching. I don't care about the accomp.

Fracture · 11-26-2020, 01:22 AM

Theres se7en of ya. Put ya all in a box for sin
Looks like southpark.. & idk what kills Kenny but I hope it doesnt stop with him

Fracture · 11-26-2020, 01:53 AM

What an ugly clan,
6 weirdos and a Resin Hungryman

Saint · 11-27-2020, 01:03 AM

Spree,

Ya picked the perfect place to show ur battle fails
I'm more than a handful. & u had a snowballs chance in hell
Every NBL run, no mentions in the mag my brother..
This jobs 1st time you've cleaned up after ya path got covered
And mutts alpha leader of the group in actuality...
Shoplifting cans in hoodies to support meth habits their Pack Mentality
Ya'll the lowest class to remain now Granny's in pain
Line to fucks like Snowpiercer, u fightin ya way up from back of the train

11-24-2020, 08:56 PM	#4
Scout Jeice! Who's that? Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 293 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 1230370	Smarten tfu. You're there with a green light to do jobs for the owner Not to be pressing her buttons, but she might if you got any closer Assault rifle aimed at her head. Broad day is the trend.. Unless you want me & my K2 Meter inside...we can communicate with her friends You failed her last winter. Visitors hardly could park They got Toad more than kids that owned mario cart Happy thanksgiving! You'd never see me send back food, I'm hungry.. But THOSE kinda Turkey Breast should be sent back to her country Last edited by Scout; 11-26-2020 at 12:30 PM.

11-25-2020, 02:16 AM	#5
Fracture Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,120 Battle Record: 9-2 Rep Power: 10222950	I feel bad for the tranny granny. Reverse mortgage and a crop full of dopes But feel even worse for the dog who is cold and can only smell suboxone and snow __________________ "Yo you can customize your dick in this game"- username "That's a STRONG asshole"- username "Theres no dick like good dick"- Username

11-25-2020, 06:33 AM	#6
Wanderer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: England Posts: 587 Battle Record: 24-33 Champed - NPL Roast Rep Power: 7457538	Keying. fuck it.. Old bitch needed help.. thank god she got her saviours at hand Have no fear cos the Snow Patrol’s here.. each dude fucking gay as that band Least intimidating crew I’ve ever seen. All talk no action except.. Ya mans so fed up with ‘all bark’ he’s ready to snap that dogs neck My guy ur lines are trash, I’d rather all of u and the dog were dead That diamond on ur hat’s the only time a gem’s produced off the top of ya head Hag in the doorway grateful for help but evil’s evident, shit If gran’s appreciation was touching... she molested all 5 of u when u were kids Last edited by Wanderer; 11-25-2020 at 06:50 AM.

11-25-2020, 12:52 PM	#11
iSpaz Gang shit on my brain Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 265 Battle Record: 10-11 Rep Power: 161231	I'm fuckin bent. 5 faggots and a witch so good luck at rent Fam, you said you were icy but I didn't know this is what you meant __________________ But don't say I can't rap like I'm not a Rap God, Like I won't break your fucking favorite rapper's rap jaw

11-25-2020, 03:06 PM	#12
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	Props for shoveling snow in 30 below, I admit that's fucking brave. That thumbs up must be because you did a good job digging ur own grave. After they finish their chores, grandma will send spree back to the attic. That dude holding the pitbul, cuz u about to be bit for acting like a faggit. Freezing his balls off for nothing, we can all agree that this man is stupid. I don't feel bad that you brothers walk all over you, cuz u even let ur nana do it There should be less bodies in that photo, if not showing up was supported. There's 5 grandkids in that picture, and we can tell which one was almost aborted. Last edited by Eviction; 11-25-2020 at 09:00 PM.

11-24-2020, 08:28 PM	#2
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	This is quite the family portrait, that shit would drive me to narcotics. There’s a barrage of snowflakes in that yard, that's a full house of barcotics.

11-24-2020, 08:36 PM	#3
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	Fuck that guy in the orange hoodie, with that shitted in grin you’re surely wrecked. trying to act nice in front of the cam when you prolly stole ur grandma's social security check.

11-25-2020, 11:29 AM	#10
Mac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 480 Battle Record: 7-12 Rep Power: 1856619	I see y'all brought the shovels & it ain't for the weather Four Brothers; all gathered at home to bury their mother

11-25-2020, 09:00 PM	#14
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	what the fuck you talking about barcotic.

11-25-2020, 09:43 PM	#16
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	Spree's father should have burned the baby stroller, I can't believe that's life. He must have been sonned by barcotic, that's evident after the fucking gaslight.

11-25-2020, 09:51 PM	#17
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	dq me or don't recognize the overage, easy @Scout stop snitching. I don't care about the accomp.

11-26-2020, 01:22 AM	#18
Fracture Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,120 Battle Record: 9-2 Rep Power: 10222950	Theres se7en of ya. Put ya all in a box for sin Looks like southpark.. & idk what kills Kenny but I hope it doesnt stop with him __________________ "Yo you can customize your dick in this game"- username "That's a STRONG asshole"- username "Theres no dick like good dick"- Username Last edited by Fracture; 11-26-2020 at 01:38 AM.

11-26-2020, 01:53 AM	#19
Fracture Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,120 Battle Record: 9-2 Rep Power: 10222950	What an ugly clan, 6 weirdos and a Resin Hungryman __________________ "Yo you can customize your dick in this game"- username "That's a STRONG asshole"- username "Theres no dick like good dick"- Username

11-27-2020, 01:03 AM	#20
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,227 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Spree, Ya picked the perfect place to show ur battle fails I'm more than a handful. & u had a snowballs chance in hell Every NBL run, no mentions in the mag my brother.. This jobs 1st time you've cleaned up after ya path got covered And mutts alpha leader of the group in actuality... Shoplifting cans in hoodies to support meth habits their Pack Mentality Ya'll the lowest class to remain now Granny's in pain Line to fucks like Snowpiercer, u fightin ya way up from back of the train Last edited by Saint; 12-01-2020 at 01:41 AM.