10-16-2020, 06:49 PM | #1 |
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WEEK 3: Sharp 1-1 VS Barcotic 1-1 SHARP WINS
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10-18-2020, 02:17 PM | #2 |
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Bars over bullshit
A lesson for the teacher ...
When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast.. So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs .. His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him
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10-20-2020, 09:52 PM | #3 |
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10-20-2020, 10:16 PM | #5 |
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You posted 12 like 4 days ago an took it down, pussy lol
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10-20-2020, 11:12 PM | #6 |
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Heretofore I have chosen to post by 11:59 Wednesday Enjoy the wait |
10-21-2020, 07:12 AM | #7 |
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Such a pussy ...
Enjoy studying my verse, teach'
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10-21-2020, 11:23 PM | #8 |
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"Our culture" - A white, suburban Canadian text battler...
… I wish I was lyin You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you" And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted |
10-22-2020, 01:53 AM | #9 |
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Please leave, Seth
Before I have to embarrass you again. Go back to the dud you made in disc. Dumb faggot Clean this Including tryhard tags
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10-22-2020, 02:02 AM | #10 |
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10-22-2020, 02:40 AM | #11 |
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When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post I had to sit on this one for quite some time, results came back - lambs don’t have computers therefore they can’t post on the internet Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids ok not bad His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches im not quite sure what the punch is here, are you dissing his school supplies? PM me when you find out where the punchline is Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs .. His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids decently good, decent Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face not feeling this one, but I’m sure his school supplies are pleading for mercy at this point We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body he’s a music teacher though right? I suppose you can turn a protractor into a triangle but will it play as such? Hmm that is to be determined, let me know though! Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit is this a troll? He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him decent closer I suppose Vs Our culture" - A white, suburban Canadian text battler... … I wish I was lyin You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon good opener here, solid work I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns nice personal with a good connection Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did lmao this killed me, dope stuff Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel wasn’t really feeling this one First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games dope here Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you" wow this is dope as well And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote literally though, this was on point Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted solid closer damn Alrighty so Barcotic kind of threw me for a curve ball here, I’ve seen him drop dope in other battles but he kind of OD’d on school punches that didn’t quite connect or work both ways. Sharp on the other hand had an almost perfect verse with just one clear miss. Good battle but I have to go with the stronger competitor here. Sharp |
10-22-2020, 03:15 AM | #12 |
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Lamb post ok Abusing mod powers ok Folder dope Closer ok Sharp Nuclear cool HOF ok Carrie cool Tagged lol ok Closer cool Good battle I’ve got Sharp here with the edge. Barc Leaned on the teacher concepts a little too much.. they were decent ideas though Vote sharp |
10-22-2020, 08:18 AM | #13 |
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Barcotic:
"Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face" - lol "Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit" - staple is played but you actually flipped it nicely here. Made me chuckle. "He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him" - Good closer. Barc, you started out rough bro. Lamb post works, in the context you presented it, but it's still lamb post... it's too jarring for it to be ignored. And 3 hole punch? That's some early 2000's shit my man. You picked up at the end though. Sharp: "I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns" - haha. "Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did" - Ouch. "Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel" - Love current punches like this. "And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote" Also enjoyed the follow clicks around bar... Didn't want to over do it though lol. Sharp, this was a personal barrage of attacks against Barc, the middle section especially was just one rip after the other. Really enjoy your style and how you almost exclusively avoid general punchlines... A breath of fresh air, really. Vote: Sharp
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Liked the folder line, funny visual Staple in the community was nice too, good flip Eazy way out was ok but a very random/old connection imo Lamp post and pro tractors were very bad imo. Your verses are better when you stay away from stuff like that. It’s counter productive, man. I get that you like doing it but it’s not effective V Sharp: Go nuclear was funny HOF was funny Borat was relevant and cool Suspect was funny too, never seen it done like that surprisingly Didn’t like Carrie or thread tags idea Sharp edged it here. I wouldn’t vote for him otherwise |
10-22-2020, 02:35 PM | #15 |
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When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post decent Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids ehh His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches not gettng this ref Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs .. His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids ok Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face dont get this We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body hhhhhhhhhhhhahah Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit ehh He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him cool vs. … I wish I was lyin You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon decent I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns cool Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did ehh Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel ok not fan of the execution First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games okk Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you" fire And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote hahah Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted okkkkkk kinda repeat from vs corleone but this is decent barcotic overkilled this with teacher lines.. theres much more to sharp than teacher bars, so that was your mistake here boy. sharp attackd you from all angles, with more consistency, with just a miss with hall of fame and the closer was kinda repetitive, but jabs all over the way. Barcotic also came decent here but not in the correct approach v/ sharp |
10-23-2020, 09:10 AM | #16 |
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When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post this is hot doodoo, u droppin lamb bars the fuck is wrong with u Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids shits ok, rip to my guy eazy e His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches man wtf are u even talking about, this shits corny as hell. u rapping about office appliances and shit Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs .. His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids nah im not with it Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face this ones cool, you still rapping about too many school supplies though We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body my guy i get it, you walk into office depot with a hard-on but this shit's getting out of control Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit close what? the fuck are you even talking about? Modding? this might be the whitest fucking rap verse i've ever read. He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him ok closer … I wish I was lyin You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon after reading a whole 16 that he prolly wrote in the clearance section of a staples, this seems like a fact I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns eh its ok Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did cool Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel nah too much like the last bar First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games idk wtf this means to be real with u Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you" thats a bar And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote this ones dope too Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted yeah the middle was a little shaky but you closed strong if im being real, i didnt even think this was close. sharp got it by a large margin v/ sharp |
10-23-2020, 11:14 AM | #17 |
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Lol lamb post was so bad it’s good. Almost. Easy way out and staple we’re nice.
HOF joke was nicely worded to make it hit more than it should. Sharps last four were all fire to me and won him the battle Vote - Sharp
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ok so bar had 2 fire punches and one ok one. but 2 cringe bad punches sharp jabbed this out and won on points in my book Barc took more chances with his offense and it cost him if this was combat sports its basically barc going for the big KO while Sharp out techniqued him an went for the win on points sharp did have 2 heavy hits as well, but realistically barcs best 2 were better but his bad shit so so unforgiveable v sharp
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Barc had some connections but all pretty simple
Lamb post was terrible Staple was bad Easy/aids was as played as played gets His other stuff was ok but just was dwarfed by sharp’s attack which was pretty relentless Take a joke was mean, Carrie, 15-year-old joke, all quite solid and impactful V/sharp |
10-23-2020, 05:50 PM | #20 |
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Barcs verse was cool
Sharp is on another level right now. Dropping heat. He got this one handily. Vote Sharp
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