08-31-2020, 04:36 PM | #1 |
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1. Zuch vs 8. Wanderer - ZUCH WINS
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08-31-2020, 05:06 PM | #2 |
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09-01-2020, 12:15 AM | #3 |
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09-01-2020, 05:32 PM | #4 |
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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back & those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes Last edited by Sharp; 09-01-2020 at 07:52 PM. Reason: Editing in Wanderer's verse |
09-01-2020, 05:43 PM | #5 |
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That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?” You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient |
09-02-2020, 01:23 AM | #6 | |
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09-03-2020, 02:56 AM | #7 |
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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves Niice opener Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear Streak seems a bit awkward but it works I guess They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs cool but I don’t think it’s a monkey and are you saying they’re junkies or something? Could’ve been setup better I think U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum Haha funny but contradicts last bar a bit? How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream Don’t like this Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back Fire & those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes Dont see the connection between wasted clothes and not fitting clothes? That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?” Lmao this got a genuine laugh You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger Nice That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps Kinda played You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with Funny What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask Lol No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection Fire I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient Cool closer Wand definitely had some good stuff here. Opener and belly in the back bars were nice. He also had a few misses for me. Zuch had the usual consistent comedy angles and smooth wording that makes it work. 5k Line was too basic for me but the rest was good enough to take it Vote - zuch |
09-06-2020, 02:02 PM | #8 |
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09-06-2020, 08:06 PM | #9 |
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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves Ok Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear not feeling maybe I don’t get it They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs Nice U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum Ehh How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream This is ok. Could have been more Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back Nice & those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes Ehh again, clothes look ok to me That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?” Lmao lotb You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger Nice That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps Light You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with Ok What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask Didn’t like this No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection Lol I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient nah I have Zuch here for more consistency though the opening two were the best from him I thought. Wand was decent. Too much about the other guys though. Decent battle, at least it happened, right? V/zuch |
09-06-2020, 08:47 PM | #10 |
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Tried voting on this yesterday but anywayssss
Didn’t think Wander was too bad here however some of his bars seemed pretty ineffective, he just didn’t go for the jugular enough imo. I liked your last six you started off pretty meh but finished strong liked the twins concept a lot. Best bar in your verse Zuch was Zuch here had a solid verse first two and last two bars were my favorites from his verse.thought it was funny how much you did the nose concept because of how often they go after you for it In the end Zuch is my winner with more hits but Wander made this a little interesting so kudos V/Zuch |
09-06-2020, 09:49 PM | #11 |
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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves this is fukin fire Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear okk They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs lmao ok but not surprising U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum cool How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream ok I liked the lead up but could have been better Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back okk & those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes haha decent! vs. That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?” lol You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger okkkkkkkkkkk That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps okkk You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with ok lol What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask not feeling this No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection ehh ok I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient decent but played so I read this battle like 4 times cuz it's the only one... and after long thinking I found myself enjoying wanderer's verse more than Zuch. I generally fuck with zuch verses but I felt that the humor was kinda forced .. also 4 nose bars and 3 kid bars was kinda repetitive. No hate man though it was a decent verse, but Wanderer came pretty dope here, more creative and consistent. good battle fellas :) |
09-07-2020, 03:05 PM | #12 |
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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves lol. Dope opener Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear the streak connection isn't too strong. Wording in the punch is a little weird to me They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs cool U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum had to google 'chewing one's face off' and didn't find anything too concrete. I'm assuming this is about the gums of the guy next to zuch? It's a little all over the place and doesn't land for me How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream this connection is weak. The scream has his hands on the side of the face (think home alone) btw. Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back clever. Cool & those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes funny, okay That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?” lol nice. You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger lol. Okay That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps old, dozens-esque concept You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with light but okay What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask alright No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection funny but light I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient really old connection Close, but I have zuch just barely edging it with consistency. Mostly jabs all around though so I could see Wanderer getting a few votes if this gets enough voters V/zuch |
09-07-2020, 03:44 PM | #13 |
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Wanderer had
Opener The scream Wasted Zuch had Baby arm Two steps Lunchables Make a wish V - Zuch
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