08-26-2020, 06:53 PM | #1 |
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Playoff Play-In: Wanderer vs Adverse vs Mac - WANDERER WINS
Netcees Pic League Line Limit: 6 Lines Due Friday, 8/28 at Midnight PST (can be extended into Saturday) Everyone Disses the pic in the OP. Winner is the 8th seed for the playoffs For everything else, check the Rules Thread @Adverse @Wanderer @Mac Your target: Discussion's loveable loser, Finny aka infinity tha relik |
08-26-2020, 09:07 PM | #2 |
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08-27-2020, 02:05 AM | #3 |
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08-27-2020, 05:29 AM | #4 |
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100% cotton bandana. 100% genuine homo. Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies.. How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes & u being rock n roll was only ever a dream This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot Last edited by Wanderer; 08-28-2020 at 01:10 AM. |
08-27-2020, 12:19 PM | #5 |
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What the FUCK Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck Last edited by Adverse; 08-27-2020 at 02:32 PM. |
08-28-2020, 11:35 PM | #7 |
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no hard feelings but, this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi |
08-29-2020, 12:25 AM | #8 |
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Soon as we have a winner we start the next round of thr playoffs @evaD @UserName @Resin M-I-C @FGR @Bomb Bard @Destroyer @Zuchiefiasco
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08-29-2020, 03:37 AM | #9 |
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Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes Cool, I think this may miss the yanks tho & u being rock n roll was only ever a dream This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean Nice I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot Nice. I swear you deleted your best bar from before but I can’t remember it. The hair emergency one? Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate Nice That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes Don’t like this one What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck Cool but you coulda worded this way more efficiently so the bar isn’t so stretched this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year Cool that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer Lol i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi Nice I’ve got Wanderer. All were hovering around the same level. Adverse opener probably lotb but his rest kinda dropped off with the wording. Hard to stand out over 6 lines but Wand was most consistent to me. Vote - wanderer |
08-29-2020, 08:02 AM | #10 |
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Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes You're so lucky I googled this. Cool line but really obscure reference & u being rock n roll was only ever a dream This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean the punch is there but the delivery is pretty statementy. Punchline itself reads like a setup I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot another punchline that reads like a setup Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate I get what you're going for with this one but the hand carved cane salesman angle isn't much of a roast for me. But I live under a rock. Still has enough humor to carry it That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes the dude love/mick Foley idea is cool but it lacks something in execution What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck good idea but again it's in execution. The wording here in particular is so drawn out. If you're trying to avoid saying you'd wind it up around his neck after my little roast segment, don't worry about it. Wording triumphs this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year the path of beer is awkward as hell. Considering it's just to end rhyme with year, could be worded better. GOAT/goat is old but wording here is okay that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer concept is cool but I could do with better wording i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi you had such an easy rhyme with Miyagi - 'be dodgy' instead of 'been dodgy'. Punch is there but isn't wild. Put together the same way as your first setup Thought Wanderer was the most consistent due to wording/execution but didn't do anything crazy. Adverse had the best concepts to me but didn't connect consistently. Also liked that he probably had the most pronounced style. Good tk get out of the same types of deliveries but wording suffered a bit. Mac didn't quite have it - his best worded bar was a predictable concept but his coolest bar didn't have wording I got Wanderer by a hair with consistency |
08-29-2020, 10:29 AM | #11 |
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Selling cane was dope
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08-29-2020, 12:26 PM | #12 |
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Wanderer got this
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08-30-2020, 08:45 PM | #13 |
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08-30-2020, 08:45 PM | #14 |
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1st is Wanderer -
Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies.. How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes & u being rock n roll was only ever a dream This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot Honestly liked all 6, they weren't all heaters, but they were at or above average. 2nd was Adverse - Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes opener was funny, 2nd was almost a no but I gave it to you because it was comical 3rd was Mac - i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi Kinda odd how it went 3, 2, 1 in reverse order like that. Miyagi line was cool, the rest just seemed very rushed and didn't come off as cleanly worded as the rest of the guys. Cool stuff guys V - Wand, then Adverse, then Mac
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heroin shot vs foley vs GOAT is LOTB miyagi adverse good shit but u needed one more banger to contend.. GOAT LOTB.. wand has 2 and 3.. 6 lines its gonna be close.. butttt although ozone layer wasnt good Anthony Kiedis was a complete whiff for me.. didnt look anything like em thought it was gonna be an ez wanderer dub.. that goat bar said waiittt a minute v mac
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