08-18-2020, 09:21 AM | #1 |
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08-18-2020, 04:00 PM | #2 |
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08-20-2020, 05:16 PM | #3 |
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Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many” And that mag section was just sad to me bro If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone There are rules to how some things are worn Des.. Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead. This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder? Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number |
08-20-2020, 10:48 PM | #4 |
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On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho. How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe? Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced? There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there Last edited by Destroyer; 08-20-2020 at 11:03 PM. Reason: Removing 2 lines per Des request |
08-21-2020, 01:19 PM | #5 |
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Dave has
Marvel Retractable digits Chrome dome was kinda basic but executed well Des has Foreshadowing No art was decent There were some misses or at least irrelevant sections in this battle but I enjoyed it all in all. It was a fun read but I thought Dave had more hits so I’m going with him V/Davey |
08-21-2020, 05:53 PM | #6 |
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Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many” either I don’t get this or it’s way too simple... And that mag section was just sad to me bro If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino Cool It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone Dope There are rules to how some things are worn Des.. Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead. Lol ok This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat Not feeling That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot Nah again A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder? Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number Punch is fire.. set up could’ve been better Vs On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho. How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe? Lol ok. Kinda wordy in the punch but it’s cool Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced? There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses Decent Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square Ehhhh JUST gets a pass. Not great this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing Cabinet painted with his head/foreshadowing is kind of a loose connection to me but I like the creative angle covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours Cool I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts Lol nice nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there Not so keen Ok so best bars in order Home alone>wet shorts>retractable digits>camel toe>visiting hours>bum chin This really goes back and forth and could go either way. I’m gonna edge this to Des just because his misses were slightly better Vote - Destroyer |
08-22-2020, 03:56 PM | #7 |
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Home alone was a heater
Fortune teller Closer Vs Verse art Visiting hours Good battle but Dave was slightly more consistent and had LOTB Vote dave |
08-23-2020, 01:19 PM | #8 |
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Dave -
And that mag section was just sad to me bro If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder? Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number Des - this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts I got Dave with one more quote, winning by a small margin, Marvel and Visiting Hours were probably my favorites from each... v - Dave
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08-23-2020, 07:22 PM | #9 |
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Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many” cool And that mag section was just sad to me bro If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino funny lol It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone ok right There are rules to how some things are worn Des.. Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead. not feeling this This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat cool That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot okk A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder? Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number lol vs. On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho. How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe? cool but a bit stretched Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced? There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses ok simple delivery Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square decent this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing not feeling this covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours cool I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts decent nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there ok really really tight.. both came up pretty equal so it's a matter of preference, I actually flowed better with dave's humor so i'm going with him here.. no hate for both great battle |
08-25-2020, 12:06 PM | #10 |
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08-25-2020, 09:39 PM | #11 |
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three too many was jokes
gran torino was solid he dont look like marv to me nahhh at forehead concealing was ok fortune teller coulda been a banger, somethin was off closer was yikes .. that hit vs cameltoe worked, funny art was light square was light again yeah i fucked with foreshadowing visiting hrs missing felt like its somethin not feelin wet shorts waves was good with a couple more lines i liked and the closer being the best line in here Dave wins
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