Week 5 Roast

[Sharp]

Everyone, meet txt legend Aloe





Min: 8
Max: 12

I judge

due Saturday. You can edit our verse until saturday midnight EST (fuck you west coast I'm not staying up to close it). You don't need to be signed in to participate, but you will not be elligible to win without voting on the champ match (obv champ match battlers can participate). I will enforce that this time.

[Vulgar]

You'd do best to conserve energy but pal never spar or battle me
This well shaven Energizer Bunny's about to get me charged for battery
You're hardly flattering, stop saying crazy things because you plainly stink
How do you look like Will Farrell in Elf but you dress like a baby Grinch?
You took show business by storm, u wore anal Rings, danced with mages
and your stage nickname was "Too Hot for Rivendell" Legolas Vegas
so quit talking boy you ain't hard
After I saw this pic I keep thinking, "When Jude Law walked into a gay bar..."
Mic cadence is poorly timed. Radios won't play his lame corny rhymes
wearing a du-rag with a visor is the closest he'd EVER get to being on Shade 45

[UPN Zuch]

Lmao Aloe fuck guys just give me the accomp now

[Resin M-I-C]

Must be alll rainbows in the great ‘Bay..
if Lil Wayne copped that Lean he’d spit out his drankk & claim that it taste gay.
I can tell for you Incest is a calamity..
Your dad is Archie Bunker & it looks like procreation was All in the Family.
I’M the GOAT, faggot. And I won’t pass the buck..
Fuck ya style. I’d Go Green too if I endured all those yrs UPN gassed u up.
Watch his white trash laughs turn into tears
You have a Town and Country look Chrysler vans have sought after for years.
You a feminine boy. I should start smackin this lame..
Hows it feel to do the FaceApp gender change & have it look EXACTLY the same.
What a pedophile. Kids walk in his floor laced..
This is his “hey I got candy just come with me through this door” face.

[Sharp]

@Zuch @Hush @blue @Bomb Bard @evaD @Mac @TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO @anyone else I'll give you all til tomorrow evening. I forgot to put out a reminder post, my b.

[Zaddy]

Iight

[Sharp]

I'm gonna close this around 7 pm EST tonight.

[Wanderer]

Txt legend? That’s lies. Nowhere near top heads & must owe an apology
How u gonna close a gap on the greats when u can’t even shut a door properly
Look like u could be famous? fact is I’m not yet so keen
U got a touch of Slim Shady about u.. cos that’s the thinnest shadow I’ve ever seen
But yo reconstructive surgery & ur potential surely shows
Cos that’s a Sharp Tip right there & it’s still got nothing on ur nose
I’m a red blooded carnivore cos all that protein give me god-like power
U must love vegetables cos ur reppin green & that ear looks like a cauliflower
Where u from? Trailer trash redneck.. this hick ain’t the best
Don’t know about the Town on ur front but I’ll gladly put The Sticks to ur chest
This fool must be kiddin me. That face helps us determine ur wack
Pistol to ur kidney.. be a different scene when ur sideburn from the cap

[UPN Zuch]

Aloe is from the bay, this cat will floss with shallow means
He looks like G-Eazy, if he went as Asher Roth for Halloween
That style is CRINGE, selfie has tragic features
This guy wears many gay hats, as you can tell his fedora is at the cleaners
You get STD puss, clean bitches are hardly there much
Last girl gave you those burns, the one before her gave you that haircut
You don’t dress tight, my guy those eyebrows just don’t mesh right
Them caterpillars are about to FUCK, and that ear looks like a pre-owned Fleshlight
Does this cat really think that hat is crisp though?
And why even wear that shirt, trust me we know you’re from San Francisco
If you want a pic dissed you know I’m the best to call
Those lips can only be described to sketch artists by victims of sex assault

[Allen Knight]

Faggot can eat shit, thinks he a legend w/ his weak spits
U aint just a cancer to txt u look like a lesbian half way thru chemotherapy treatment
Always strapped & u wont see a burner on this fags body
I Carey a 9 u just look like The Mask got antiqued passed out at a frat party
& u fuck any type of slut, fat..crackhead w.e...this felon got the aides
.....Lets be real your only Degeneres cuz you look like ellen w/ a fade
That torney on pr was big trash, how the fuck u win dat
Ur styles so mechanical & it looks like Sunny from irobot gota skin graph
Pussy ur powder white w/ no style, my steez been a weapon
Hollow Man doesn't just describe ur personality its also ur skin complexion
pic screams faggot, gay ass hat & shirt on dudes center
Funny i didnt kno Tommy from Power was a LBGTQ memeber

[Sharp]

@Allen Knight glad to see you dropping bro

Don't forget to vote on the champ match otherwise you're ineligible to win

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Sharp

@Allen Knight glad to see you dropping bro

Don't forget to vote on the champ match otherwise you're ineligible to win

Wattup mang an no doubt i got u.

[Destroyer]

u should know better than to ever do a door pose
u look like Voldemort if the spell had fucked up and given him MORE nose
be honest pussy. It’s clear that hat size is little kids...
& I don’t know if I want to bandage that ear or try & find the clitoris
Ur like Frankennerd’s monster. never seen the likes of this dork
It’s weird u rep the town when they all standing outside w/torches and pitchforks
u famous queer? Listen, while u strain to hear...
How both t-shirts crisp as fuck but u still ended up w/ bacon ear???
that shit fucked up tho. Like who finally slapped this bastard?
U look like the son of someone actually famous who decided to be a rapper