Bomb Bard 1-0 vs Exis 0-1 - BOMB BARD WINS

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Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

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@Bomb Bard


@Exis

[Bomb Bard]

You another dead faggot

[Exis]

Yep...

[Bomb Bard]

Exis AKA ADMITTEDLY FUCKED A DOG

Originally Posted by Exis

@Bomb Bard my bad man, internet connection bein' a whore smh...

BEING A WHORE????
U don’t get the kitty! & u ain’t fuckin hard
Only “Connection” we question..is this the first Dog U touched - that doesnt Bark?
Can’t stomach ur tough talk... now we know you weak dude
Most ppl drink coke, beer, & indulge in meat... U drink Ketchup & don’t eat food
Those Ears’ll Catch Wind quick of E’s feelin cocky
Aka Hooks to Ur Head’s the only time U’ll Breeze By A Body
U suck @ writing! You the scum of Lime dude
I got a Basket of Punches.. your string arms couldn’t lift that one behind you
Bro got that Dike look.. Kid Game ain’t Hands! I’m sicker
Look like you smoke Rock w/no Paper & won every Lesbian over wit Scissor
You no “Text Legend” on my word, Play? And die kid
Cos that Clean Plate in front of a cry baby faggot could rival a Barcotic sign in

[Exis]

Ayo,

This Dr.Suess rhymin' bitch is fishy as all shit
Fat mutherfucker, compared to me
When was the last time you actually seen your small dick?
Honestly hoe you're the wackest I've read
And why the fuck is your right ear so bright red?
It's brighter than the lights in that gay ass joint
And shittt!
My skin complexion makes you look fuckin' pale as boy
And what's that like, a 1% strength brew on your left?
Might aswell drink water,
Go deep throat that dyke lookin' dude sittin' next to you
Get a few pubes in your neck
You're just a fuckin' soft stupid ass newb...not a vet
Bomb Bard isn't Rock hard, that's Exis kid
When behind some dogs arse ready to wreck some shit.

[Resin M-I-C]

basket
rock paper scissors

vs

nothing

exis was a lil too simple here.. gotta up the creativity man.. Bomb did what he had to do, basket line was the one that stuck out the most to me

v bomb

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Better than last week exis . But really weird format and style



Bomb got this pretty easy . So ima keep this vote short

[evaD]

vote - bomb bard

didn't get all of his verse but he had a few good ones. ketchup was funny and lotb. exis didn't realy have anything that stood out to me

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BEING A WHORE????
U don’t get the kitty! & u ain’t fuckin hard
Only “Connection” we question..is this the first Dog U touched - that doesnt Bark?
I don't really get this but I don't think it applies to thr pic
Can’t stomach ur tough talk... now we know you weak dude
Most ppl drink coke, beer, & indulge in meat... U drink Ketchup & don’t eat food
kind of funny, light
Those Ears’ll Catch Wind quick of E’s feelin cocky
Aka Hooks to Ur Head’s the only time U’ll Breeze By A Body
I don't exactly understand this one either haha... Wtf
U suck @ writing! You the scum of Lime dude
I got a Basket of Punches.. your string arms couldn’t lift that one behind you
aright, nothing crazy but not bad
Bro got that Dike look.. Kid Game ain’t Hands! I’m sicker
Look like you smoke Rock w/no Paper & won every Lesbian over wit Scissor
I like the rock, no paper part
You no “Text Legend” on my word, Play? And die kid
Cos that Clean Plate in front of a cry baby faggot could rival a Barcotic sign in
clean plate/Barcotic? I don't exactly understand


This Dr.Suess rhymin' bitch is fishy as all shit
Fat mutherfucker, compared to me
When was the last time you actually seen your small dick?
I like how you're going after the pic, specifically that he's looking down
Honestly hoe you're the wackest I've read
And why the fuck is your right ear so bright red?
I like that you have a part of the pic that sticks out, but this is just statementish
It's brighter than the lights in that gay ass joint
And shittt!
My skin complexion makes you look fuckin' pale as boy
this is kind of related to the pic, but of course you're darker. 'compared to me' would be funnier if you were also pale and he was waaaay pale. As it stands this is kind of 'weird flex'
And what's that like, a 1% strength brew on your left?
Might aswell drink water,
Go deep throat that dyke lookin' dude sittin' next to you
like.the ear, just pointing shit out.
Get a few pubes in your neck
You're just a fuckin' soft stupid ass newb...not a vet
Bomb Bard isn't Rock hard, that's Exis kid
When behind some dogs arse ready to wreck some shit.
lol. I respect the self diss, but right now the best diss of the verse is directed at you

I got Spree, marginally

V/spree