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05-18-2020, 12:05 PM | #1 |
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Week 7 Championship Match: Neighbor (5-0) vs. Flow (4-1) - NEIGHBOR WINS BY NS
NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST. • Voting ends MONDAY ideally • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 14 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more lines. @Neighbor @Flow
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05-18-2020, 12:30 PM | #2 |
Genghis Khan Vuitton
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Buenos días!
20 for the honeys?
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05-18-2020, 01:15 PM | #3 |
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20 today?
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05-18-2020, 03:46 PM | #4 |
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05-18-2020, 03:49 PM | #5 |
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05-22-2020, 05:04 PM | #7 |
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Granted
However, you now owe me 21 lines Also, the use of italics is strictly prohibited & will result in an automatic DQ
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05-22-2020, 06:22 PM | #8 |
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Seems fair
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05-23-2020, 08:55 PM | #9 |
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Flow aka Jay Welsh
Bro, I should've faced Pleth in that Champ Match last week Now you're here.. & you're British?! Silenced MP7's.. one wrong look, I'll leave ya brains on the glass. Fuck Letter, I should've gave Ore-Ida potato; now I gotta grab the Bangers & Mash. You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played. 16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age. I'm clutchin an FN, but this rusty boot knife gonna hurt the worst. FUCK fish & chips.. you want beef; shank over the Barracuda like Surf 'n' Turf. So take a breath 'fore this bayonet turns ya face to red chowder. Spray from the handle wet up this Welsh faggot; he should be used to takin lead showers. Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing. I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene. I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours. The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust. From the Audemars' to Rolex's.. there's no tellin what my wrist's fuckin worth. You TAG Heuer's w/ the rubber strap-on 'em, too; payin for sex & your dick doesn't work. "Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League. Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3. .45 got a kick like Kung Fu; got "Flow" on a bullet w/ the Colt to his lips. Squeezin til the plastic melts.. I'll put ya name in the Mag when I'm roasting this Grip. My swagger's ungodly, you can't compete - I'm catchin a homi. You're too stiff.. like a stick in the mud & I'm lookin for a place to do THAT w/ ya body. 20
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05-24-2020, 11:55 AM | #10 |
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@Flow disappointing
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05-24-2020, 12:32 PM | #11 |
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Your a daisy
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05-24-2020, 02:24 PM | #12 |
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05-24-2020, 04:13 PM | #13 |
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I’ll get Flow to post
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05-24-2020, 05:10 PM | #14 |
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Flow has a verse, standby
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05-24-2020, 05:27 PM | #15 |
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Malphunxion aka Neighbor Fuck you Mini Paz... How’s one-man Army of the Pharoah’s gonna come for the king? You ain’t out Swag N Flow.. only battles you were EVER good at no longer a thing. Supplement drinking pussy. You’re still a nerd you just juice Go play Meteorologist... Pin-pointing your ass to roids ain’t working for you. 97% certain this dudes a Necro loving posh little faggot. I gives a fuck if Neighbourhood. Imma terrace block off when I catch him. You could star in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids with the size your balls You’re Fagin from Oliver Twist. those ill-gotten Gains never enriched your life at all. You might have taught Kung not to sleep, but this won’t even be fucking close. ‘cause Neighbors nowhere near the greatest... I live in a bungalow. Fuck the PED’s he’s prescribed with. All it left hemisphere of who his ex has been ridin’ now ‘brain on the side’ weighs on your mind heavier than Encephalitis. Lemme remind ‘em why no-one wanted you back, Neighbour if I’m ‘owing twenty’ it could be worse.. like your record against Beyond at RapFlava. You’re trash playa.. mighta won last week but you won’t match me though You took apart Letters just for me to use ‘em this week for your ransom note. This faggot smokes cigarettes constantly. ignoring what is to come Malignant Tumour won’t affect him, until diagnosed with one on the lungs. I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk. |
05-24-2020, 09:35 PM | #16 |
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Neighbor
Silenced MP7's.. one wrong look, I'll leave ya brains on the glass. Fuck Letter, I should've gave Ore-Ida potato; now I gotta grab the Bangers & Mash. Not much of a diss You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played. 16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age. Nice I'm clutchin an FN, but this rusty boot knife gonna hurt the worst. FUCK fish & chips.. you want beef; shank over the Barracuda like Surf 'n' Turf. Not feelin So take a breath 'fore this bayonet turns ya face to red chowder. Spray from the handle wet up this Welsh faggot; he should be used to takin lead showers. Meh @ the ending Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing. I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene. I like the creativity but the ending wasn't harsh enough. And no accent can make this rhyme well I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours. The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust. Decent, simple punch, but there's no way you thought this rhymed From the Audemars' to Rolex's.. there's no tellin what my wrist's fuckin worth. You TAG Heuer's w/ the rubber strap-on 'em, too; payin for sex & your dick doesn't work. Pretty sure it's "tag - Hoy - er", so not a smooth wp. Punch wording is off too "Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League. Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3. Decent .45 got a kick like Kung Fu; got "Flow" on a bullet w/ the Colt to his lips. Squeezin til the plastic melts.. I'll put ya name in the Mag when I'm roasting this Grip. Filler My swagger's ungodly, you can't compete - I'm catchin a homi. You're too stiff.. like a stick in the mud & I'm lookin for a place to do THAT w/ ya body. Unnecessary ellipsis. Didn't like the wording, concept was straight Decent verse. The excellently-worded age bar was the best one, didn't expect that misdirection. Flowmaster & leg up were simple but good. Overflow, tag heuer, and stick in the mud could've been reworded. You must have a weird accent. 7/10 VS Flow How’s one-man Army of the Pharoah’s gonna come for the king? You ain’t out Swag N Flow.. only battles you were EVER good at no longer a thing. I'm assuming that was a league or somethin. At the end of the day, admitting he was good at anything is weak Supplement drinking pussy. You’re still a nerd you just juice Go play Meteorologist... Pin-pointing your ass to roids ain’t working for you. Above avg filler 97% certain this dudes a Necro loving posh little faggot. I gives a fuck if Neighbourhood. Imma terrace block off when I catch him. Above avg filler You could star in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids with the size your balls You’re Fagin from Oliver Twist. those ill-gotten Gains never enriched your life at all. Over my head. You might have taught Kung not to sleep, but this won’t even be fucking close. ‘cause Neighbors nowhere near the greatest... I live in a bungalow. Simple. Almost TOO simple Fuck the PED’s he’s prescribed with. All it left hemisphere of who his ex has been ridin’ now ‘brain on the side’ weighs on your mind heavier than Encephalitis. Ok, but hemisphere is a bit of a stretch. Lemme remind ‘em why no-one wanted you back, Neighbour if I’m ‘owing twenty’ it could be worse.. like your record against Beyond at RapFlava. I like the owing twenty but damn this coulda been better. And if it was better, it should've been the opener You’re trash playa.. mighta won last week but you won’t match me though You took apart Letters just for me to use ‘em this week for your ransom note. Ok, but I'm quickly getting tired of the "you beat/lost to ____ last week" bars This faggot smokes cigarettes constantly. ignoring what is to come Malignant Tumour won’t affect him, until diagnosed with one on the lungs. If there's a wp with malignant tumour, i aint get it. So, swing & a miss I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk. Ok. Not a bad verse. Even though the first half was blah, there weren't a lot of complete misses/terrible concepts, just shit that needed cleaning up. 6/10 Age reference = LOTB overflow, flowmaster, leg up > bungalow, owing twenty, chardonnay Vote: Neighbor |
05-24-2020, 11:14 PM | #17 |
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I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust. I'm quoting this bar, not as a bar to count, but because it doesn't even rhyme. What the fuck is this? ^ You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played. 16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age. "Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League. Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3. verse was trash overall to me. Had a bar that didn't rhyme and too many "I've got a weapon and not scared to use it" shit that isn't creative or interesting. Not enough disses, although, I liked the leg up bar. Des bar was second best in the verse, and was a bit clever. vs. I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk. verse was also trash overall to me. I liked the Chardonnay bar, but outside of that, I didn't feel much. You convoluted your verse with more diss attempts, but they all failed to land, usually because of terrible execution that focused on 3 topics. I felt LOTB went to Neighbor with the 3 count bar, and he had 2 bars to 1 over Flow, so I'll give him my vote. Both really ventured off into generic schemes and concepts for a large part of the battle, which is disappointing for a champ match. Flow's wording was all over the place, and generally led to soft punches where they didn't end up as vicious as possible. Neighbor's bars were more braggadocious, but similarly, the execution/attempts led up to dumb shit like that forced wp Tag Heuer line, which is pronounced as "Tag Hoyer"/"Tog Hoyer". Neither had an impressive showing. Also, wtf @ Coop saying the bar that doesn't rhyme is a quotable. v - Neighbor by having 2 quotables over 1 Last edited by Steve Fox; 05-24-2020 at 11:22 PM. |
05-24-2020, 11:39 PM | #18 |
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Vote neighbor.
Man these bars are long. Age reference was dope. After that it took a turn. You have some real good concepts man, but you’re stuffing the bars with too much. Simplify it. Cool verse Flow, can’t say I felt much from you. Obviously forced a lot and maybe you were short on time. Better luck next week my dogg |
05-25-2020, 12:27 AM | #19 |
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Neighbor:
ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played. 16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age. "Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League. Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3. Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing. I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene. Even though I've seen the leg up concept done similar still quoted for the execution on it. Both of these were smooth & top lines of the battle.. Flowmaster was a jab, lessened due to the word choice/how you structured it. Not a bad verse Other guy, Malignant Tumor was a creative idea but execution was poor. Also, had a couple played ideas like chardonnay ( tho maudlin drunk saved it imo) & neighborhood. asteroids was too, actually. U failed to tie it in well. Not feeling this verse a whole lot. Vote Neigh |
05-25-2020, 04:13 AM | #20 |
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I didn’t post that fake Flow verse for a reason
Either way, Neigh wins AND STILL |
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