07-09-2019, 11:25 AM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Killing Spree 1-0 vs Cynic 0-0 - SPREE WINS
BA Summer League @Killing Spree @Cynic
Due Thursday, July 11th Minimum - 6 lines Max - 10 lines Line limit can increase if both agree 24hr ext to be granted by opponent NO biting NO swaying NO feeding Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit or match the first to drop |
07-09-2019, 11:30 AM | #2 |
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Cynic aka sharp who is as we speak.. On his honey moon
Kontext aka Bangz Congrats on the marriage.... But ur wife remind me of Kontext..a bitch w/a grumpy mood 2Day was a crying Bangz.. & that’s all you’ve got on ur honeymoon Wen she get home I Rebound’er..Lay Up alllll night - ride N wet That Tacko Fall on cock so fast..the woman said I’m the largest guy she’s met U sly sharp? The 9 spark’ll evaporate u cos it godly Either I’m punch incinerate shots’ll have smoke coming out bullet holes in ur body U battling a Road Warrior! Pull up on ur street jus plan to get sparked Get hit off the top w/a Dooms Day Device.. cos I’m a Animal w/the Hawk U weak bro... ‘Obnoxious ego’ but this nerd is gay I put hard time into these bars... shit U drop could bunk up w/Amen in a cell for 30 days Last edited by Kill Spree; 07-11-2019 at 09:59 PM. |
07-09-2019, 07:12 PM | #3 |
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Thank you for tuning in. For our top story tonight, we take you to Cape Cod, where,
"In a freak incident, an unstoppable blizzard destroyed just one property Now our live report, at - 10 degrees, we hope to report properly:" "Thank you John. This is... The wake of a monsoon of snow, larger than the area's known I'm here now with the resident of the single doomed home... Sir? You're smiling? Wait... Are we supposed to believe that this is great?" "You don't understand! The battle! I have a real reason to be late! For years they've doubted me. 'come on Spree, just drop a key' But now - NOW - they'll see! Is this the best for me? Possibly!" Then Spree woke, ecstatic. His shorts full of jizz, foaming rabid Check his phone. Friday morning. Checked his battle and saw: No extensions FAGGOT |
07-13-2019, 08:41 AM | #4 |
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Cynic just kinda launched into a story here, the end was a little funny but it just didn't justify the 10/11 bar build-up which really didn't have anything worth quoting. I think in battles, the number 1 thing I'm looking for is wordplay/punchlines and it's just undeniable that Killing Spree had 5 and Cynic at best had 1, and arguably had none. My favorite bar from Killing Spree was the legion of doom bar, and that might've been enough to outweigh cynic's whole verse. No disrespect to Cynic, it just comes off as more of a topical verse than anything
v/ KS |
07-13-2019, 09:56 AM | #5 |
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Congrats on the marriage....
But ur wife remind me of Kontext..a bitch w/a grumpy mood 2Day was a crying Bangz.. & that’s all you’ve got on ur honeymoon she was a crying bangz?? Man what? Nah Wen she get home I Rebound’er..Lay Up alllll night - ride N wet That Tacko Fall on cock so fast..the woman said I’m the largest guy she’s met coulda been way better, never heard someone call a girl a tack U sly sharp? The 9 spark’ll evaporate u cos it godly Either I’m punch incinerate shots’ll have smoke coming out bullet holes in ur body cool wordplay, I liked this U battling a Road Warrior! Pull up on ur street jus plan to get sparked Get hit off the top w/a Dooms Day Device.. cos I’m a Animal w/the Hawk ok U weak bro... ‘Obnoxious ego’ but this nerd is gay I put hard time into these bars... shit U drop could bunk up w/Amen in a cell for 30 days lol solid closer Vs "In a freak incident, an unstoppable blizzard destroyed just one property Now our live report, at - 10 degrees, we hope to report properly:" "Thank you John. This is... The wake of a monsoon of snow, larger than the area's known I'm here now with the resident of the single doomed home... Sir? You're smiling? Wait... Are we supposed to believe that this is great?" "You don't understand! The battle! I have a real reason to be late! For years they've doubted me. 'come on Spree, just drop a key' But now - NOW - they'll see! Is this the best for me? Possibly!" Then Spree woke, ecstatic. His shorts full of jizz, foaming rabid Check his phone. Friday morning. Checked his battle and saw: No extensions FAGGOT sorry I can’t breakdown a topical verse in a text battle, but I definitely read it all. Amusing and different but I can’t get behind it at all tbh Vote Killing Spree |
07-13-2019, 11:16 AM | #6 |
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Incinerate was nice. Verse definitely picked up momentum. Hated that opener though lol.
Cynic dropped to avoid a 3 way maybe??? Or assumed he wouldn’t show? Idk. V/KS |
07-13-2019, 11:21 AM | #7 |
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Lol cynic was humorous but it didn’t really go no where and the wake up it was a dream scenario is beyond played and predictable. Spree had nice concepts like always but his wording was choppy as fuck.
Spree takes it with a more traditional 10 |
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