DNC Debates

Answer · 06-28-2019, 08:32 AM

These dem debates be like

Moderator: "What are your plans for the first 30 days regarding immigration"?

Dem Candidate: "What's going on with immigration in this country is terrible. I know a guy named Pedro. He has dreams of coming to America to be a breakdancer but he has 2 left feet and when he does the worm it looks like he's humping the ground. He got separated from his 4 kids who were all forced to live in the sewers and become ninja turtles"

Moderator: "Right, but do you have a plan for immigration?"

Dem: "I do."

Moderator: "....Can you elaborate?"

Dem: "Look, nothing is worst than what's going on with the Trump administration"

*crowd bursts into uproarious applause*

Dem: "Me llamo enchiladas"

06-28-2019, 08:32 AM	#11
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,676 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 12534702	These dem debates be like Moderator: "What are your plans for the first 30 days regarding immigration"? Dem Candidate: "What's going on with immigration in this country is terrible. I know a guy named Pedro. He has dreams of coming to America to be a breakdancer but he has 2 left feet and when he does the worm it looks like he's humping the ground. He got separated from his 4 kids who were all forced to live in the sewers and become ninja turtles" Moderator: "Right, but do you have a plan for immigration?" Dem: "I do." Moderator: "....Can you elaborate?" Dem: "Look, nothing is worst than what's going on with the Trump administration" crowd bursts into uproarious applause Dem: "Me llamo enchiladas" Last edited by Answer; 06-28-2019 at 08:37 AM.