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04-09-2019, 12:10 AM | #1 |
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Beat Blue Bayou 1: Blue vs Sharp (Sinacog imitation battle) - SHARP WINS
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04-09-2019, 07:18 AM | #2 |
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04-09-2019, 02:06 PM | #3 |
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Alright... let's do this.... my vastness is vast; there’s a sadness in cats and in birds that chime Turpentine, words that rhyme w/ serpent swine; I’ll ‘cut this dick head’ no circumsized I’m eating pork from my keester but you think I’m just a dork in a t-shirt? please I’m Bjork in a jean skirt; smoke expelled from my lungs like it swore at a teacher calamity cougars, this man should be neutered while bro cries pork rinds with mold fries; I’ll prove ‘Sharp is duller’ than OLD knives I'm the black beetle that jacked CeeLo that is actually white tragedy strikes on amnesty lights; got ur girl ‘sayin Awwww’ no cavities right insanity’s claimed, I’m drunk while sober that’s calamity pain serenading Sarah Nading, profanity rains; I’m Big Daddy…you Danity Kane I'm a mean demon with green semen stacking poker chips so legit; fill ya head w/ more led than Heath Ledgers joker trick I’m a human form jester in a unicorn sweatshirt with a murderous plot Pass the breathalyzer, then shove the test in my ass while I start jerkin the cops I’m the better brigade, whales cry while the leather is laid a fine wine, better with age; ‘hood on my back’ like how sweaters is made (ko!) my blade will massage, I’m higher than a drunk dude on a crane slump you on a stage; no ‘fight or flight mentality’ I’ll punch you on a plane you’re girl licks her twat, I roll up on her like you missed a spot cyclical sickle pocks, then she asked me to cum inside; but it was just to talk he better behave or he’s wetter then rain, this bitch has no tricks I’m slick with pro fists; wouldn’t be ‘feeling Sharp’ if the tudor slit my own wrists I’m a treasonous bastid weaving a basket, igniting a rook Most exciting of crooks; ‘take the top off a Sharp’ like I’m highlighting a book!!! send sand snakes to this mans wake as i masterbate with sand paper this damn faker gets hands vapor; put my cock on his casket like ‘fam, later!’ I’m a drunken panda, slumpin santa frosted flakes and cheerios Just ate some cereal; you’ll always be a ‘small man in the ring’ you rey mysterio I’m high altitude, but in an underwater cave on a snorkel trip contortionist, coral swims; I fucked the guide on the back of a dolphins dorsal fin arch angels doing the limbo, I’m pooing on bimbos w/ the gurthiest trolling give him & Andromeda murderous scoldings; then spit Titan snatch w/e Perseus holding ***If you don't get the wordplay, don;t vote or PM me lol...good...okaycool
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"I shit myself
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04-09-2019, 07:29 PM | #4 |
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I straight grip the matics with shape shifting addicts; your number's up like tax abatements Rapping gay shit, my writing's insane so the gun'll give you a the-matic statement Derranged hits from estranged kids' Playstations; My gun licking some revelations I'll send you to Hell; you can 'spit fire' after tongue-kissing with Satan I inhale Thanos' chain-smoke with my enemies, Pol Pot; violence is a friend to me Good's what you pretend to be; punches have more 'Miss-Directions' than your cross-dressing tendencies Don't think twice, second-guessing, the blade's selfish but the shotty got nice Jonestown, low-brow; you'll get the 'kool-aid' when I help put your body on ice Gabriel's agent; I'm basically Asian. Flames when type like candelabras Stuck in lava, demon hunter, watch me 'Kill a Bloodsucker' like 'Hunting Chupacabras' Sharp's cool like ice picks; no need to fight since the matic and uzi my devices You can't match me so it's clear 'Blue isn't Sharp' like identity crisis My tunic horse-hair, visions of explored stares and the arcangel sword's glare My guns are more fair; in the trenches, the 'banana hit you' like jungle warfare I'm the strongest, you've been out-forced; I'm a call center, you've been out-sourced Fiery death to you and yours, the matic'll split a couple like divorce Spider Man, Pizza time; God's judgement inclines the way I fell rhymes John 6:69, powers divine to bring justice to 'Blue da Bad-die' like Eiffel 65 I'm Gabriel's agent, practically Asian; matic in the grip and bodies in the basement Geneticist Haitian; he'll get complacent then 'Blue Jeans' get torn like a fashion statement My uzi heaven-sent, sprays revenant. I'm on a sick path suck my sick shaft; you'll get 'Six in your stomach' like a Six-pack I've got a lot of matics. Shooting, getting tragic Killing you is what I do, spastic; when I see you its auto-matic I'm a metaphysicist mega fistin' Presidents, a resident of the Oval Orifice Blue's a relic, I'm 'battling the long in the tooth' like 'bashing Walruses' An arcane magician, I spark lames from living; the matic tired like sick kids The blade starts liking like self-cleaning kittens; blood pours like ink from everything I've written I'm a beast with the uzi, pray; Dog with the sprinkler the way I lick sprays Shoot, every bullet strays; Change over to my knife, call it a 'Switch'-blade Blade the hardest, I'm a hazmat spartan, paranomal fade to shades of scarlet Sword target cathartic; 'Stabs of Blue' make me look like an 'abstract artist' __________________ |
04-09-2019, 07:33 PM | #5 |
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04-09-2019, 07:44 PM | #6 |
(ง'̀-'́)ง
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@Sinacog could you PM me your vote instead of posting it here so I could break it down in the rundown of Beat Blue Bayou 1?
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04-09-2019, 08:42 PM | #7 | |
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04-09-2019, 08:44 PM | #8 |
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04-10-2019, 09:11 AM | #9 |
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oh my god
Eiffel 65 killed me lmaooooo |
04-10-2019, 01:24 PM | #10 |
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This shit was hilarious!
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04-10-2019, 02:17 PM | #11 |
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If you’re going to do a Sinacog battle make it 10 lines at most
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04-10-2019, 02:35 PM | #12 |
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04-10-2019, 08:46 PM | #13 |
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I don't think the god sin has ever written less than 16
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04-10-2019, 09:13 PM | #14 |
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04-10-2019, 10:08 PM | #15 |
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04-12-2019, 11:16 AM | #16 |
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@Blue Bayou I think ran him out of text. Wanna open this up to the general population?
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04-12-2019, 10:32 PM | #17 | |
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04-12-2019, 11:56 PM | #18 |
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Blue high points:
- my vastness is vast - many many 'Sharp' plays - serenading Sarah Nading - many lols Blue low points: - too many multis that were/could conceivably be on the same topic - too many lines that were borderline decent Sharp high points: - John 6:69, powers divine to bring justice to 'Blue da Bad-die' like Eiffel 65 ^ LOTB - gabriel's agent basically asian - repeated rhymes/concepts several bars down - many biblical and sword references Sharp low points: - Too many gun bars. Pretty sure Sinning is about swords and nothing else. This was hilarious. Props to both of you. I laughed a little more through Blue's verse but I think Sharp's parody was more on the money. I don't know what I'm supposed to be calling it on so V/ Sinning
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04-13-2019, 08:34 AM | #19 |
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Blue da bad di hahahahaa
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