06-03-2018, 12:59 PM | #1 |
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YALL RHYME ALOT BUT YALL AINT EVEN SAYIN NOTHING
I START MY DAYS BY MUNCHIN BACON OFF ON AN ENGLISH MUFFIN
I HATE YOUR STANCES ON SUBJECTS AND EVERY STATEMENT FROM EM SPORTS, POLITICS, MUSIC, YALL JUST DISGRACE DISCUSSIONS IM AN APE WHO LOVES TO TERRORIZE YOUR BASIC FUNCTIONS EAT YOUR FACE AND FUCK IT CUZ FUCK IT I CANT BE FUCKED WITH ILL BREAK A BUCKET AND CHUCK IT TO SPACE AND MAKE YOU LOVE IT WHAT IM RUNNIN A RACE YOU FUCK NIGGAS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH KILLA I KEY DUMB RHYMES WHEN THE FEELING HITS YOUR FEELING IT. DON'T EVEN LIE LETS JUST BE REAL WITH IT I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN DA GOD SINCE THE WHEEL EXISTS OR WAS INVENTED ILL PUNCH YOUR HEAD IN AND STEAL YA BITCH UNWILLINGLY SHE WASN'T FEELING ME BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER PITTER PATTERED HER WEAK MIND WITH INSULTS TIL THE BITCH WAS FLATTERED NOW ALL MY CHICKENS BATTERED AND THE DISHES SHEEN THE BITCH IS MEAN HEAD GAME POLISHED ON SOME MISTER CLEAN NUT RELIGIOUSLY ON HER NOGGIN AND RUB IT IN DA GOAT OF THIS SHIT SINCE 06? IM FUCKIN HIM NO HOMO
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06-03-2018, 01:35 PM | #2 |
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Dope lol
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06-03-2018, 01:38 PM | #3 |
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lmao I fuck with it
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06-03-2018, 01:38 PM | #4 |
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Truly the GOAT blesses us.
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06-03-2018, 01:49 PM | #5 |
Bags will be avenged
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^ YOU’RE
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06-03-2018, 08:10 PM | #6 |
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lol thanks bros
i'll EXTRAPOLATE on my mindset when such things like this thread occur. i made a bacon egg and cheese on an english muffin. as i was assembling it i thought hmm english muffin rhymes with saying nothing. i then rhyme that as long as possible and realize hmm i can't just post that, i have to rhyme MORE, so i force more nonsense out until i feel its long enough then i forget i posted it and see people responded and hope they treated it like a cypher thread, because now my noonish breakfast key seems like a standalone piece i don't standby. i enjoyed the ape line though. godspeed nc's
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06-03-2018, 08:10 PM | #7 |
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06-03-2018, 08:43 PM | #8 |
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read it in a necro + sean p voice
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06-03-2018, 08:52 PM | #9 | |
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Ha
This was nice.
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06-04-2018, 09:05 AM | #10 |
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Lol...funny nigga.
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06-06-2018, 04:54 AM | #12 |
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This was good. I am proud.
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06-08-2018, 04:51 AM | #13 |
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my life sound like a movie
"you sound like every other Rich Nigga" spoken like a broke nigga, "sue me" me and suzette she dawning rubies night sky as the sun died, "ooh, me?" gunplay, runways, & boobies cocaine club daze smoking loosies she told me i aint saying nothing put my dick her loud mouth yeah immo in the billy
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06-08-2018, 09:48 AM | #14 |
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I'm working on a uh oh diss
Opening line Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhb Last edited by Mr. Faggot; 06-08-2018 at 10:31 AM. |
06-08-2018, 10:37 AM | #15 |
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IM BACK TO WAR IN MANTIS FORM I BRANDISH SWORDS TILL THE PLANET SCORCH
NILLA WAFERS AND THE BODY OF CHRIST, IM GHANDI, IM JOMBIE, IM HAMURABI IM A MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBIE W THE SHOTTY PUT SOME GOD IN YA LIFE ILL TREAT YA BITCH LIKE A PRINCESS COMPLEMENT HER MAKE UP AND TAKE HER TO DINNER THEN TAKE AN UZI TO THE FLOOSIE AND TURN HER FACE INTO GLITTER NOT NAR ONE OF U COWARDS SHOULD LOOK AT ME SIDEWAYS YAH GET COOKED AND SHOOK W THE 5FINGERS OF PAEMAE I WOULD VENTURE TO SAY THAT IM GREAT I REFUS TO SHARE THE SAME AIR AS THE REST OF U DUDES IM IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION MAKING EFFORTLESS MOVES I TOOK MY BLESSINGS NOW IM NEXT TO THE MOON SO WHO WAN TANGO?!? GET HUNG BY THE ANKLES GUNS DO THE FANDANGO ILL FOX TROT ON YA MANGO LEAVE YA HOT POCKET POTATOED IM OUTTA MY BAGEL IM ALHUMDUHILLAL ON EVERY SIDE OF THE DRADEL BAGGA THE RIFLE CASING DARK MOHOGANY GHOST1 IM OFF MY ROCKER, SOUTH PAW, NO CARTOGRAPHY IS REALLY HARD TO SEE? BEEN WHITE. DIVED IN BLEACH. DESIGNED TO BREATHE AND TAKE IN THOUGHTS THRU THE MIND AND SPEAK IM A GIANT BEAST THE ZION DREAM WITH LIONS TEETH HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA GIVE U GUYS THIS SPEECH!??! MAYBE ITS A SIGN OF THE TIMES OR THE PRIDE IN ME BUT YAH NEED TO KNOW IM THE LAST OF A DYING BREED SLASH NEW MONEY AUTOGRAPHED AND SIGNED IN CONCRETE MY STYLE GET U XED OUT OFF THE MAP THIS THE TREASURE COVE MAN I PROMISE ON EVERYTHING IVE EVER KNOWN IF I AINT THE BEST ONE PUSHING THESE KEYS THAT MAN DONT LIVE IN THE SAME DNA LETTER CODE |
06-08-2018, 06:26 PM | #16 |
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I INHALE BERETTA SMOKE
BLOW IT OUT MY NETHER HOLE YOU FAGGOTS WAS NEVER DOPE IM FOREVER BETTER NEGGED. AND SO. CHEDDAR CHEESE, OREGANO. YOU BETTER FLEE OR LET IT GO I'LL REFEREE A REFERENCE QUOTIN NEPHILIM WITH BETTER PROSE YA MOTHERS BREATH IS MEAN. I'LL DEAD THE HO ROCK HER JAW WITH SEVERAL BLOWS KICK HER STINKING CUNT OFF THE PEDESTAL HER BRETREN HOLDS I DON'T KNOW BUT I BET YOU DON'T NEITHER I'LL BE BACK
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06-08-2018, 06:29 PM | #17 |
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There’s creepers murkin’ and peepers lurkin’.
But my need of purpose has achieved the furthest belief and perceived concern teh me it’s urgent. Cuz to leave this worthless would mean the earth is Never gonna remember my feats of courage Or grief n’ hurtin’, attempt to extinguish vermin Or sense of a deeper learnin’, it’s an immense depression for me to birth this Pen and then meet a burst of heat or worse n End up 6 feet in dirt before I could release the verses. These priest’s and speaker’s sermons That preach conversion or screeches, burnin’ May be deservin’ of goddess of Greece’s furnance, But the odhominem you seek is worthless Not trying to agree, but to each be learned. Last edited by DMS; 06-08-2018 at 06:32 PM. |
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cake go write a poem stfu, constantinople, i hate activate so much, log off pancake |
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