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Ukrainian Howlitzers
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I was thinking about this and it got me curious... What is your favorite bar/concept that you've dropped during the span of this text shit?
I'll start... this was so long ago, HF/IHH days before I ever even came to any shortbar sites, i don't even remember the setup tbh but I just remember thinking it was so creative at the time & it got a lot of praise I'm as real as they come so bitch don't even mention heart.. with 'One Hook, it's Over Period' & I ain't 'Describing a Question Mark' Yours? |
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living
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I had a punch on IHH that was like
"Rhymes? You force 'em (foursome) out the ass like strictly vaginal orgies" Yeah that's probably why I stopped lol
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DOHpe since 02'
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Too many too think of .. Nothing stands out
I love my sig .. Because of how simple yet fresh it is/ cool historical reference Eisenhower wordplay because for years I heard about it .. Now not so much a fan because I don't like wordplay as much as I used to Something like We laugh when your girl comes through Just peep her Eisenhower face looks like its been thru WW2 Super old I can't think of anything recent that's been monumental but I'm sure there's a lot I just can't think rn
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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DOHpe since 02'
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Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
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Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 04-24-2018 at 01:42 PM. |
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Scream
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cant remember, alot were personals.
one this nbl ppl liked was Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal |
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As-salamu alaykum!
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Ukrainian Howlitzers
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Ukrainian Howlitzers
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Bags will be avenged
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As of late it’s gotta be my bar about
“aim at this clown’s mouth and won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear.” I just love the imagery involved |
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As-salamu alaykum!
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Just stop it dawg, there’s no doubt this faggot is anguished,
My punches’ll tap & pop his jaw… till he’s fluent in every African language. His wifey said his sex’s borin’, so for EVERY RBG? she spreads, You claim she a dead fuck, but everyone else stays buried in between her legs. 2 of my most recent fav's. And I had a dope warhol bar I can't find. Here it is, lol. Quote:
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Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Easy play, there’s no intriguing story in dispelling this gay
only reason the Plot would even thicken s’cause corpses swell w/ decay My keystyles have my best bars.
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SOBER
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Bags bars.
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If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me? |
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Schadenfreude:
G pop up out the blue/ gender reveal Barcotic: FBI Cred: & pop his moms too |
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DOHpe since 02'
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Pen's retarded. Muffs been a Spartan
Call me Gods Plague Coz even if there's a Mark @ the Door.. I'm Sweeping thru n Killing Kids regardless I hate 3 liners but I remember thinking i was a genius 4 that one Don't think that was the setup but w.e
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OH YEA HES INTO MARTIAL ARTS
THAT SLIM SHADY SHRINE HE KEEPS IN THE CLOSET |
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god knows but i enjoyed how much it annoyed him at the time that i beat him with it
I'll kill joog in front of boo, cock back n blaze this schmuck in the face Watch the blood spray catcher in the rye so we can close the book on this case this was good i fly stateside to hit ya bitch, said she'd be truly happy if u would die ...she got an attraction to tourists, bein with u showed her the beauty in suicide Last edited by Enbombz; 04-24-2018 at 06:47 PM. |
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turnup dead like a dumb ass gardener or however it went lol.
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Something along the lines of..
“...Roundhouse’ll leave his top spinnin off the rip like a beyblade” |
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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I had a pic battle with split years ago.. I remember a punch along the lines of 'I'm looking a little Shaggy. You look like Downs syndrome Velma'
Aside from that it's been a lot of forgettable wordplay... Kinda makes me wanna get into pic battling |
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