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THE FINALS: MUFF vs JAY WELSH - MUFF WINS
Welcome back, boils and ghouls! This right here is what we've all been waiting for. The Hot or Thot 2018 Tourney Finals! After four long weeks of countless insults and attacking bitches for their minuscule flaws like the chauvinist pig assholes we are, we reach the end of the road with two faggots who've proven they can't be beat when it comes to hating on the opposite sex. These two disgraceful human beings now face off against each other to be crowned biggest asshole of them all. Or as we like to call it, the Hot or Thot champion! Both these guys have had ridiculous journeys to reach this point, destroying everyone in their paths so far. Up first and fighting out of the blue corner we have Muff, a late entrant and Roast Week Winner who's demolished all before him so far here, putting together consistent lulz and back to back dope shit since his return. Muff is a changed man and largely the favourite this finals, despite his recent activity and general suspended reality with him rising through the FBI's Most Wanted list at the hands of Hush. In the red corner, weighing in at British pounds, we have the relative newcomer Jay Welsh that made it here off the back of beating Barcotic and Killing Spree to make his second tourney finals of this season. Crazy shit. No one expected that. Has he got one more huge upset in him to complete his Giant Killing and take the entire thing? There's only one way to find out. Let's fucking go! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max (Unless agreed with opponent) Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Monday 5pm UK time. The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. @El Muffin @Jay Welsh
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She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top" Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction ^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars ^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel' Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped This was difficult lol Editing until u drop 22 @Jay Welsh C'mon 2 more :)
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Finals baby! if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look, Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff... cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!! Bodied @El Muffin
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04-13-2018, 02:49 PM | #7 |
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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top" lmao dope opener. Landed well Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction wasnt a big fan of this bar. Opener better ^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart this was dope lmao. Had to look to peep the heart and ya lmaoo. Shit looks one lmfao. Dope bar U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin this was dope. Landed solid. Killing her character so far Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers didnt like this much Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered lol ok. This was funny lol Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed this was solid. Lol. Killing ole girl U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars lol. This was cool. Almost thought u had a gps in ur blk ass for a second. Had to read again to see what you did lmao. Good shit though ^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel' ok. Lol Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget lol. Ok. Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped lol. Frill wtf is that though? Lol Jay Welsh f anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills lol. Nice. Good flip of the discussion shit lol This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side not a big fan of this one. Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise nah didnt like this Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls lol. Cool. An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses ok lol. This was decent She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror not the hardest bar but ok Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look, Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked ok. Trying to go off visuals but didnt land very hard You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall asside from not rhyming very well.. Thought the punch was lol. The scheme fuck up hurts tho imo Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger ok. Concept is cool but dont feel like it landed well. Wording off a bit maybe That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used ok cool. Thought it coulda been worded a bit better to hit harder. Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff... cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!! lol ok not horrible Had fun reading this guys. Muff thought you came pretty good man. Solid verse overall with very few weak spots. Maybe a concept or two ive seen before but still killed this chicks character pretty nicely and had some lols. Jay. Yours was hit or miss. Opener was hardest line for you imo. Had a couple joints sprinkled in that were good but seemed like a few of your ideas were just worded bad and didnt have much impact man. Not enough ammo? Idk. You came harder in some of your previous battles imo. Having said that. I got muff here with more consistency and more hits tbr. Jays ooener was fire imo but it just didnt hold up to a verse that ad more punches landing. Good show though fellaz. This shit was a dope funny ass ride. Enjoyed it all the way. In the end.. I got V-El Muffins for the W
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04-13-2018, 03:46 PM | #8 |
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I would type a line by line, but I'm lazy. Anyway this was a dope finals, Muff pulled some incredible creativity out of his observations. While the Welshman attacked from unexpected angles, aimed at bringing more harsher lulz. Comparing the two, Mulatto Muff just had more hits & haymakers, despite my dislike for his structure, his wording is clean asf & highly effective. Jay some some bars as well, he just didn't land punches as consistently as his opponent, propers to both for this the tourney.. VOTE MUFF.
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04-13-2018, 06:15 PM | #9 |
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Muff wins. Consistency and creativite use of pic. Your first half was ya best. Second half minus one and ender were cool
Jay. Good verse just didn’t beat muff. Lacked the bangers u had earlier in the rounds. Muff we gotta get it in. Respect, my dude.
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04-13-2018, 08:11 PM | #10 |
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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top" lmfao great opener Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction didn't like this hit too much ^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart Rofl good hit funny af because very relevant to picture U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin lmao nice flip Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers nah Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered lmao Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed lmao keeping em coming nice flip again U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars this was ok felt could've worded better ^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel' lol Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget lmao again Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped lol jey if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills lol cool personal good wordplay This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side heard this before old saying so that's why it didn't hit much for me Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise nah Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls lmao An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses roffl nice She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror this was just ok light hit Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look, Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked nah You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall rhyme scheme was off but funny Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger cool took me a minute I was like is he spitting a text battle bar then I seen the little messenger pop up thing lol cool hit That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used cool Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff... cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!! lol good wordplay too lots of laughs from mUff in this battle he had like two misses. Jey had some funny hits but also had some misses and light hits. Muff correlated more humor factor here and was more consistent all hits were just creativite and just roasted the pic better. Good battle I want this to run up another season again really enjoyed this. |
04-14-2018, 08:14 PM | #11 |
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v - Muff... I think we all know the deal. Dope battle both sides. Worthy of a finals match. Jay first 6 bars were pretty dope but he lacked the consistency of Muff's verse.
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Felt his observations were better and made some creative angles outta it. Jay had some great lines, too. Muffs just resonated with me more. Cool battle. |
04-15-2018, 03:12 PM | #13 |
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This battle was dope and if I get time in the office I'll elaborate. Muff came really tough this round. He didn't really have a miss. That being said, Jay had some heat packed in here too. Props are proper for this whole tourney from him, finals is no easy task. The accomp would have been nice but don't take it as a slight cause u came correct.
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04-15-2018, 07:17 PM | #14 |
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Both came fucking dope in this battle... this shit was Fun to read. ... probly because when i read battles i picture everyone in like this Grindtime KOTD typa atmosphere ... but this was really good to read .. i liked both verses . v/ Muff jay Welch.. man i dunno who you are.. but you got some rawness yo...
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04-16-2018, 08:12 AM | #17 |
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Yeah I got muff here.. can’t break down by bar right now I will later if you guys want... though muff was just more creative with the picture that heart line was fire imo head over heels he kinda slowed down towards the end... jay had some misses that extenze Bar was nice the blouse and Chris Wallace was cool... nothing taking from you man just muff was more creative here with the pic
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I had Muff too tbh
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