04-10-2018, 09:11 PM | #41 |
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Give her the penis pump bro. Just start a fight with your girl and break up with her for a few hours, and when you're done, call her back and say you can't live without her.
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04-10-2018, 09:30 PM | #42 |
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^ dawg the worst is when u try that @Chill Phil via msngr
N she hits u with the dreaded blue thumbs up LMAO OMFG . I swear I hate the blue thumbs up Like I hate when bitches send me that . it Fucking . drives me mad I always go off n be like don't Fucking thumbs up me . even when the scenario isn't even srs But that and the sly face emoji with the " I'm up to something " smile Lol . triggers for me freal
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I made a post on FB about when a girl sends you a thumbs up it translates to, you're a fucking douchebag.... Many women concurred this on my post...I hate a thumbs up from a girl.....like foreal hate that shit. Punch that bitch the fuck out
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Nah fam I really am catholic? Lol
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Thumbs up? Wtf are y’all talking about lmao
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04-10-2018, 09:45 PM | #46 |
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On messages, text or fb.
And god damn u really a Catholic? You fucked b. Having sex while not married, mortal sin. Thy shall not slay they neighbors wife. Missing a single Sunday of church is a mortal sin too, so is masterbation.... Confess your sins my son or you fucked for eternity |
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Yeah I need to repent tbh
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@Elemental P yo I’m honestly most concerned with the plain lizard question if you could help me more with that
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"Are lizards good to eat? This is the conclusion of a study published in the International Journal of Food Microbiology, which shows that people can catch certain diseases (trichinosis, pentastomiasis, gnathostomiasis and sparganosis) by eating the meat of reptiles such as crocodiles, turtles, lizards or snakes.Feb" |
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Eating reptiles isn't exactly a good idea as that above post mentioned, and why lizards? There's tons of other shit that's edible, squirrels, rabbits, deer etc. Lizards are edible yea, but chances are you'll get sick. There's practically no meat on them either. If it really came down to it (idk where you live) then yea you could eat them...but I'd suggest fishing first, and hunting and gathering. Lizards will not provide enough sustience
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Lmao .
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What is her significant others nationality?
You stated you believe they are in to some type of shady shit, because the house is nice or w/e? |
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You can do better than lizards. Nd cop the head man. Dont fuck. To many issues to close to home
Specially when she catch u bringing the next bitch around or whatever. Smh no good Lol. Fucking lizards. Man. Get a job. Apocalypse my ass. Lmaoooo wth
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