04-09-2018, 06:19 AM | #1641 |
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Lmao what a night
Girl from first rd apparently starts dating this dude I know vaguely N vice versa Well he hmu like 5 hrs ago talking about " hey ... I just made Dana cum on my dick " I'm like cool story bro not my girl N then for 2 hrs straight he brags about her being his bitch n how she don't want me etc He sending me selfies from msngr of them two on the spot .. She looks unaware to wats going on I'm like cool why u so salty to he continuously saying same shit Over n over Idgaf bro Talking about her sucking him up mad disrespectful shit about her .. Over b over for like a hr So I hit her up . like yo tell ur mans stop hmu freal what's this niggas deal She's like huh? Wtf u talking about . I see he won't stop msging sumbody he's tripping I didn't even fuck him today ...So I send screenshots xD kinda felt lame for that but she's like WTF is he saying basically didn't believe me She goes off on him n tells me he feels some type of way about me n her having a thing for a bit in the past. He saw pics of us when he was creeping on her profile at one point She kicks him out tells him to take a walk because all the shit he was talking yonow making her out to be a slut. Like really on some misogynist shit Ight so now I'm like game on . shooting my shot . talking about us n regretting how ugly shit got between us .. But we had physical chemistry like no other . telling her what about her I miss . reminiscing different encounters etc got her sending blushy faces n " god I forgot how sweet u are" He comes back .. Inn the doghouse now tho but still messaging me the whole time . oh my family is rich n u ain't shit etc etc . u better get out of Montana my ppl own this town . she's mine . she don't want yiur black ass . bullshit I know his family . they got $$$$ but so tf what . his fam one if a bunch in the industry they are in I'm like ight bro u done ? not trying to talk to u . n btw u a lame .. I know who u are n u just ride coattails. Could careless about your allowances n how many acres ur family has . I'm outchear .. Putting in work u got a dispute then see me in person n catch these hands He's all " go tear up a bedroom" coz I did that looking for my lockbox as I was leaving her spot when we split . she told him obviously Told that nigga " lol ima tear something up alright xD keep it up " wink wink Dude didn't like that . They are in same room n she's messaging me how she's tired of being disrespected etc n took a ninja selfie with him on couch lmao n he looking MAD SALTY LMAOOOOO Like I was on my a game lol I said some slang shit so I'm like * just in case u don't understand the negro speak to him He replies" i talk that rich white boy speak" I hit him with ( n this is the turning point of night) " cool. I talk that ima fuck your bitch speak " Homie went from talking maaad shit to just a " lol ok" Went inactive for 2 hrs In meantime she goes in bathroom n sends me a snap of her topless just blowing me kisses showing me that ass under pretense of shower . waters running Lmao next thing u know ur boi goes aoeshit telling her to block me or he's out She doesn't comply Ok during this I'm rubbing it in I'm msging him like " ay everything good bro? N shit like " yeah . u feel it in the air don't you *sly face* " He loses it . things get loud. Cops show up . arrest him for obstructing officer n he had bud on him She's giving me play by play whole time So as he's being arrested lol I msg him " be careful in there bro . free my nigga 2018" Fast forward midnight I'm working magic on her . got her talking bout " come make me cuuuuuum " " I wanna choke on your dick " So I swooped in for the kill Beat it up n nutted in her ass while her shitalkin rich whiteboi in jail lmao I msgd the nigga like ay nice hat . ( he left a fitted) ay u left ur dome light on in ur truck xD DAMN Dana new apt is niccceeee Praying for you . free my nigga Sam b . ima hold it down for you bro I got u Lmaoooo like I'm paraphrasing but these message logs are epic I'm re reading like super impressed with how shit went down He gonna get his phone n just die of depression knowing I was present maybe hr or 2 after he got locked All that bragging bro . I was mad civil early Nigga better act like he knows . I'm no slouch outchear God the reconciliation sex tho. I straight up turned her . she want me to come stay a week HAHAHA I FUCKING LOVED TODAY Bags would be proud of these logs
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04-09-2018, 07:04 AM | #1642 |
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You wrote.way to much..save it for.the battle.man. just fuck ole.girl and lets see some nudes with cum drippin out her butthole. Gyeahh
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04-09-2018, 07:58 AM | #1643 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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Um....
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04-09-2018, 08:19 AM | #1644 |
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Good god
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04-09-2018, 08:23 AM | #1645 |
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You supplied her photo for a load of text battle enthusiasts to rip on didnt come up in converse im guessing when you talking to her about men respecting her?
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04-09-2018, 09:59 AM | #1646 |
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Muff treading down a very dark path.
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04-09-2018, 10:02 AM | #1647 |
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Muff literally lives the life of a teenage girl in high school rebelling against her parents.
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04-09-2018, 11:11 AM | #1648 |
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WAY GONE @ GENO STILL FANTASIZING ABOUT DICK WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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04-09-2018, 11:12 AM | #1649 |
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LMAO OKAY FOR REAL GUYS, I'VE BEEN PRETTY ILL OVER THE PAST WEEKEND - COUGHING, THROWING MY GUTS UP AND SHIT - STILL NOT FEELING TOO GOOD NOW BUT STILL GONNA RECORD A LIL SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL
MAG WILL BE UP ASAP!!!!!!
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04-09-2018, 11:26 AM | #1650 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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He printed your dick pic out and has it laminated IN COLOR and DOUBLE SIDED TAPED on his Adhesive 3M tape roller flexographic industrial machine he's currently greasing and oiling 8 hours a day 6 days a week.
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04-09-2018, 11:37 AM | #1651 | |
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04-09-2018, 12:17 PM | #1652 |
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Lmfaoooo
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04-09-2018, 03:49 PM | #1653 |
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You would be if u saw these logs
Idc honestly Shit was awesome Rewards reaped
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04-09-2018, 03:52 PM | #1654 |
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04-09-2018, 04:30 PM | #1655 | |
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I been saying for awhile that I wanted to get in this chicks guts again .. All that had to happen so I could claim that pussy once more Nothing teenage about it yu Niggas just live vanilla ass lives . Lol @ teenage girl rebelling against parents dude get the fuck out of here with that corny shit n go get some ass n talk to me
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04-09-2018, 04:47 PM | #1656 |
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drugs are bad
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04-09-2018, 04:54 PM | #1657 | |
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I got my shit together and own 2 homes, multiple cars, a street bike invest in stocks and in a very successful career at the age of 35. Currently finishing up education so I can finally achieve my P.E. In Occupational ENVIRONMENTAL Safety & Health. Just have the Safety and Health/Ergonomics and Hazardous material management Degrees. Needed the Environmental to move forward in life as I plan on starting my own business in that field which will sky rocket in to oblivion due to demand. Once you hit your late 20's, say like after 27 - your priorities change. Obviously, you couldn't live this life growing up (With your own admittance) which I'm not faulting you - just saying is why you are late in the game at over 30 years old acting as if you are a late teen early 20's man. |
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04-09-2018, 05:06 PM | #1658 |
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yea idk man its cool u getting pussy an all but I personally would never have the time or really even the desire to have that exchange....aside from the fact that im literally banging 2 or 3 different chicks a week if not every other week...it would never even occur to me to put this much effort or thought towards one let alone answering texts from strange men
im having sex w strange women to the point where ive damaged my dopamine receptors and it practically takes a midget sucking my dick and drinking the nut off a clowns back thru a silly straw with a strobe light going off for it to even register in my pleasure centers SO DONT fucking hand me these god forsaken life time movie network teen mom dramedy scripts and expect a round of applause. do NOT. |
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I'm just having fun . Idk I think u know where I'm coming from given my past
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