02-24-2018, 10:15 AM | #1 |
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MUFF vs JOE BOSTON - MUFF WINS!
Waddup, NCG's! President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course! I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP! The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned. If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
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03-01-2018, 05:08 AM | #2 |
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I'm gonna key the max bruh lol
Idc ill do it every rd if I make it
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 03-01-2018 at 06:47 AM. |
03-01-2018, 05:14 AM | #3 |
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Posting this so I can look at it
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03-01-2018, 05:34 AM | #4 |
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Quite scary n damn. this girl is unneccesarly bland
Got the mossst fkd up Widow's peak. Paired w/ a face that screams "Ill never marry a man" You met her in the Sandlot . she used to push you alot N now you call her Babe. but This bitch look like a direct descendant of the Sultan of Swat I can't look at her face for long bro . Peep the teeth in her mouth N ion mean to Clown dog..but this bitch John Wayne Gacy esque smile is creepin me out "She said she was 220?" I doubt .. Its suspicious Bro this bitch look 300 pounds n that's with half her lower body cropped out of the picture Seriously .. I suggest she should seek help Bet u never flew nowhere w/ the bitch coz you knew youd prolly have to buckle her seat belt Went from large to massive on you . shit caused abrupt division I see u put a ring on it. But getting that bitch off? Ha, good luck my nigga She's former military . but that retarded grin got her dignity flattened Bih bottom lip going AWOL. her upper lip seems like its Missing in Action Why u even post this pic? My godd. u shtoopid fam U better shoot 4 a Takedown. Bih look like Ronda rousey n Brock Lesnar did a fusion dance Her cheeks BOLO . I'd tell her to bite me if it wasn't a significant threat Facts : I'm looking at a gold medalist if hocking a loogee was an Olympic Event Ion mean to Snicker . but ur girl eats a few bars a day With eyes that Pierce you....Anddd that to go box u been guardin from 20 yards away
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03-01-2018, 06:07 PM | #5 |
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03-01-2018, 08:59 PM | #6 |
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20@Muff Your bitch got nice C cups ill keep that shit 100 Shes a gastric bypass sugery failure they left her with 2 abs and half the fat from her stomach Funny that this relationship plummit, this was one for the masses How u tell everyone she was refreshing? Guess u looked past those coke bottle glasses Cant get over how flat that ass is, thick bitches i much prefer She can ride me though, im not lazy I just couldnt get an erection looking at hers Its a blur to you shes gone now ur telling motherfuckers how much it hurted You bent over backwards for her, now ur mad she couldnt cuz shes short n her spine looks inverted U inserted ur dick in that after one night, what a slut mom raised Id nut in her face too, shed probably handle it better than that squirrel from Ice Age Should of locked ur bitch in a cage, look at the way she dress Cant turn a hoe to a housewife, looks like a shitty cook and lazy af when the house is a mess That bitches hips are disintegrating tomorrow there will be nothing left, explain that Outta this world her ass has no Depth, id believe u more if u told me the earth was flat This bitch is a size 15 shoe thats facts, those shelltoes screaming hell no to the max Any bitch with a small body and feet that big deserve a Dot to the head, she looks like one of the Anamaniacs Sorry to make wisecracks but this bitch got many flaws I'll call her a bird to ur face, her fucking hands looks exactly like eagle claws She got her little draws on, you think shes a sexy little angel Stop saying her ass is Acute one though cuz when she bends over it resembles that angle Last edited by sral; 03-03-2018 at 02:59 AM. |
03-01-2018, 09:43 PM | #7 |
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cropped.out bar Awol and mia Fusion dance Hock a loogie Lol. Started rough muffy ole boy. But you dug in a little harsher in the middle towards end. Much better wording in the battle which helps a ton this week Boston had.. Gastric bypass line.. Needed better wording to me coulda hit harder Coke bottle shit coulda been dope but again ..wording Anmaniacs coulda been a fresh joint but wording is killing you man. To wordy and just fumbling through your concepts. The ideas are there man. You just need smoother transitions and harder punches for them. U struggled with it pretty bad here.. I got muff witb a mire polished berse. All around just hit harder and worded way better for more impact. Joe boston aint a lost cause he just needs to get his concepts to hit harder. Less words and better placement would do wonders man. I see u tho V/grandfathermuffy
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03-01-2018, 10:56 PM | #8 |
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Vote - Muff
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03-02-2018, 11:52 PM | #9 |
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Joe B -- I liked the inverted spine lotv. And coke bottle, animaniacs & earth flat concepts.......problem was it read rushed & couldnt get into the lines bc wording/syllable count. I see u tho. So a few big misses for me. Nice attempt gettin it up fast tho. Props
Muff -- Hock loogie lotb, AWOL, Fusion was coo. I enjoyed this verse tbr. The references were cool evn tho the sultan & gacy punches were okish. I still liked the comparisons. I f'ked w that ring off line lol, simple af but effective imo. Cropped was decent to me. Some wording was off at points. Vote -- Muff Last edited by Saint; 03-03-2018 at 11:09 AM. |
03-03-2018, 07:25 AM | #10 |
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Joe Boston: That refreshing /Coke bottle glasses line was fire. Inverted spine was dope too to me, LOL @ hoe a housewife the house is a mess, Animaniacs was cool as well. You've a good eye for a concept and execute those ideas well, sometimes maybe not as potently as others but this was solid from you bruh. Props.
Muff: That Olympic Loogie ish was straight clowning, textbook Muff really, went beyond what was seen in the pic to bring the lulz by characterising the beast haha well played sir I've got Muff winning here but this is a good battle for real, glad you were both involved man |
03-04-2018, 12:56 PM | #11 |
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Opener was dope 300lbs was fire Buckle her seat belt was lol AWOL was dope Fusion dance was nice Loogee was cool Joe Opener was worded weird concept was dope but miss Coke bottle glasses was dope Flat ass was worded suspect lol... miss If you dumbed down spine inverted that shit woulda been flames Eagle claws was funny... Wording needs to dumb down joe... it killed you tbh I thought most of ur concepts were good just need to dumb shit down. Lmao @ “hurted” to. Anyways muff got this he had the more clever punches and we’re better worded V/muff |
03-04-2018, 01:11 PM | #12 |
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Funny that this relationship plummit, this was one for the masses
How u tell everyone she was refreshing? Guess u looked past those coke bottle glasses Cant get over how flat that ass is, thick bitches i much prefer She can ride me though, im not lazy I just couldnt get an erection looking at hers She got her little draws on, you think shes a sexy little angel Stop saying her ass is Acute one though cuz when she bends over it resembles that angle vs She said she was 220?" I doubt .. Its suspicious Bro this bitch look 300 pounds n that's with half her lower body cropped out of the picture She's former military . but that retarded grin got her dignity flattened Bih bottom lip going AWOL. her upper lip seems like its Missing in Action Why u even post this pic? My godd. u shtoopid fam U better shoot 4 a Takedown. Bih look like Ronda rousey n Brock Lesnar did a fusion dance Her cheeks BOLO . I'd tell her to bite me if it wasn't a significant threat Facts : I'm looking at a gold medalist if hocking a loogee was an Olympic Event good battle. 20 lines rlly makes it easier to pick a winner. JB surprised me wit some solid shots and he finished strong. muff was pretty consistent thruout tho and the olympic event punch made the diff in this one. If JB wulda had an equal haymaker it might be diff but.. vote - muff |
03-04-2018, 06:25 PM | #13 |
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MUFF WINS AND ADVANCES!
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