09-16-2016, 01:46 PM | #1 |
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King Karaoke vs Cashius - Cashius wins
Summer Classic VII Due Wednesday September 21st Extension available if your opponent allows it. 24hr ext ONLY. Minimum - 16 lines Max - 30 lines line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding NO recycling You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Cashius @King Karaoke |
09-16-2016, 01:47 PM | #2 |
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hope to see yall keep w tradition and go 30 but if not I set the min to 16. good luck pussies.
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09-21-2016, 09:35 AM | #4 |
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#1 seed as Karaoke, #13 as Blam...LOL! That's so blatant it's a shame Fuck what Knuck did...The NBL already PROVED you're fucked once you take away your name And LOL @ you moving packs...C'mon, gawd, you're more than lame Only time we'll see King throwing powder is Lebron before the game This dude buys his clothes on clearance racks...trying to stretch pay Last time I saw a mall cop that funny...Kevin James was riding a Segway Loves men, especially African...He swallows massive dick This faggot's been hitting his knees for black dudes everywhere...Colin Kaepernick Been claiming I'm someone else for YEARS...you shouldn't be hatin', brethren C'mon, Blam! Even if I WAS an alias...I can guarantee I wouldn't go 8-7 I'll put you in the fucking ground. So, check this, queer.. King? Nah, more like a Prince...another black faggot who's gonna be dead this year You champed when the league was weakest...Don't even bother dropping a verse Your whole career you've done nothing but go through Scrubs...and I'm not talkin' your job as a nurse How can he even be CLOSE to the HOF? The kids whole steez is nonsense But I'm not surprised your in the discussion...it's the only place you get a decent concept I bet your family used to work for mine...prolly husking corn and making breakfast My bad, I'll stop talking about Bloodline...since your black ass can't afford to pay for Netflix Gets no pussy, so it's internet porn. Jerkin' with speed 'til he got a cramp This loser saw Bags posted a picture of "Gina"...and IMMEDIATELY dropped his pants You ducked me in the playoffs, then Knuck made you flee...kid I was dead! This dude has come out a pussy more than worms in the Reed internet thread You could be the first black dude in the HOF!...you'd think your nigs would light it up It's not that they're not good...most just don't text because this shit is white as fuck If he smashes a bitch it's because she's roofied...or her necks at the edge of a knife Dawg, you couldn't hit the fair way if you took golf lessons for the rest of your life How you gonna talk $ w/ Seth? You prolly taking naps on the street I'm not surprised he won the Survivor Tourney...dude prolly digs through trash just to eat Don't worry that he's a male nurse...This thug reps the hood! This gangster pulls the strap with the pump!!!....then tells the patient their blood pressure's good |
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Got the nerve to complain about no shows yet youre the one afraid to show face I'm trying to kill, if the punches to your side don't crack ribs Then Im outside your house with the machine guns doing Desiigner's ad libs My hood is real, can't go anywhere unless the iron is near No disrespect to Ali but youre about to be 2nd the Cashius to die in a year Heard u love comedies, next Big Bang u see has nothing to do with Sheldon A couple of shots will leave you surrounded by more angels than Corey Feldman We're getting killed by cops and opps, that's y I got protection Act stupid if you want, the 9 will put your e go to the side like Veritas' suggestion U can use all the personals u want, it still won't make your post tighter I'll put so much fire to your whip, you'll get mistaken for Ghost Rider Chicks won't stop calling me because a nigga's so damn hung You lack personality, ur phone wouldn't blow up if it was sold by Samsung I'm heading to the HOF, there's no way this loser's stopping me Cop a plea but the bullets'll go thru Cash quick as if they were on a shopping spree Any chick you're fucking is average, I'll put the gun to your cabbage Or scope u from a distance, you'll have a crosshair on your forehead like 21 Savage Forget the guns, we can exchange some swings Your mom's a slut, I was in those walls longer than Will from "Stranger Things" I'm physically imposing, beating up dudes is nothing to me This Punk'll get choked out so fast, you'd think it was UFC 203 Your girls are plus sized, If I had a dollar for every model I've had, I would've been rich Your McDonald's encounter with Metts wasn't the 1st time u were behind a big bitch Youre constantly fighting over her cuz your thot isn't loyal U keep seeing a "Fade" that doesn't have anything to do with Teyana & a bottle of oil I'll spend the bread just to see you get left for dead Put the 9 to ur grill, the hot shit in ur mouth rivals anything in the Ghost pepper thread I get neck from bad chicks, you've got nothing but guys in your eyesight All you see is Cash in dudes' mouths, his love life is a Ted Dibiase highlight Bye...
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09-23-2016, 11:28 AM | #8 |
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1. Nice personal, true 2. Coolish 3. Aiight 4. Massive dicks? Pause but lol @ the punch 5. LOL nice, should've been used after the 1st bar though. I like when you can follow like a narrative 6. Mmmm, ehh Prince wasn't gay & the misdirection was weak 7. Haha if he's really a nurse that hits 8. Cool albeit predictable 9. Ehhh nah 10. Maybe there's more to it that I don't get 11. Nah could've done more with this 12. Lol this is true but not a diss to him as much as it is to you 13. Haha 14. Lol this is nice 15. Lol dig dig Karaoke 1. Aight aight 2. Lol, lol grrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaooooooww 3. Lol haha. Funny you both did this type of bar except white boy dissed a legend 4. Had to look up reference, lol'ed at video but more could've been done here 5. Aight 6. Fire to whip similar concept to Hush but I liked this 7. Cool 8. Ehhh nah too simple 9. Another Like bar, not going to look up the reference 10. Another reference, come on 11. Ok 12. Ok 13. you getting lazy now fam 14. This is cool but I've already seen someone use it. No fault of yours so I'll pretend I never saw and it's cool 15. Aight You both were very similar as far as concepts & execution. Karaoke started off fire then just fizzles. Cashius was able to remain consistent. Karaoke got carried away with using references here. Pretty good battle. I sensed writer's fatigue in both writers though. I have to go with Cashius here.
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#1 seed as Karaoke, #13 as Blam...LOL! That's so blatant it's a shame
Fuck what Knuck did...The NBL already PROVED you're fucked once you take away your name - I liked this. And LOL @ you moving packs...C'mon, gawd, you're more than lame Only time we'll see King throwing powder is Lebron before the game - ehh, alright. This dude buys his clothes on clearance racks...trying to stretch pay Last time I saw a mall cop that funny...Kevin James was riding a Segway - I'm rockin wit it. Loves men, especially African...He swallows massive dick This faggot's been hitting his knees for black dudes everywhere...Colin Kaepernick - pause, not really feelin Been claiming I'm someone else for YEARS...you shouldn't be hatin', brethren C'mon, Blam! Even if I WAS an alias...I can guarantee I wouldn't go 8-7 - lol ok I'll put you in the fucking ground. So, check this, queer.. King? Nah, more like a Prince...another black faggot who's gonna be dead this year - alright koo You champed when the league was weakest...Don't even bother dropping a verse Your whole career you've done nothing but go through Scrubs...and I'm not talkin' your job as a nurse - i see u How can he even be CLOSE to the HOF? The kids whole steez is nonsense But I'm not surprised your in the discussion...it's the only place you get a decent concept - cool misdirection I bet your family used to work for mine...prolly husking corn and making breakfast My bad, I'll stop talking about Bloodline...since your black ass can't afford to pay for Netflix - ehh, not feelin Gets no pussy, so it's internet porn. Jerkin' with speed 'til he got a cramp This loser saw Bags posted a picture of "Gina"...and IMMEDIATELY dropped his pants - didnt hit for me neither You ducked me in the playoffs, then Knuck made you flee...kid I was dead! This dude has come out a pussy more than worms in the Reed internet thread - aighttt You could be the first black dude in the HOF!...you'd think your nigs would light it up It's not that they're not good...most just don't text because this shit is white as fuck - lol decent If he smashes a bitch it's because she's roofied...or her necks at the edge of a knife Dawg, you couldn't hit the fair way if you took golf lessons for the rest of your life - i liked this How you gonna talk $ w/ Seth? You prolly taking naps on the street I'm not surprised he won the Survivor Tourney...dude prolly digs through trash just to eat - ok, u cuttin up Don't worry that he's a male nurse...This thug reps the hood! This gangster pulls the strap with the pump!!!....then tells the patient their blood pressure's good - cool closer, i dug it Vs You've been under alias for 2 years, I'd shut my mouth if I were in your place Got the nerve to complain about no shows yet youre the one afraid to show face - decent opener I'm trying to kill, if the punches to your side don't crack ribs Then Im outside your house with the machine guns doing Desiigner's ad libs - i liked this My hood is real, can't go anywhere unless the iron is near No disrespect to Ali but youre about to be 2nd the Cashius to die in a year - decent Heard u love comedies, next Big Bang u see has nothing to do with Sheldon A couple of shots will leave you surrounded by more angels than Corey Feldman - ehh, didnt really like We're getting killed by cops and opps, that's y I got protection Act stupid if you want, the 9 will put your e go to the side like Veritas' suggestion - this was good U can use all the personals u want, it still won't make your post tighter I'll put so much fire to your whip, you'll get mistaken for Ghost Rider - aight Chicks won't stop calling me because a nigga's so damn hung You lack personality, ur phone wouldn't blow up if it was sold by Samsung - lol this was good I'm heading to the HOF, there's no way this loser's stopping me Cop a plea but the bullets'll go thru Cash quick as if they were on a shopping spree - ehh alright Any chick you're fucking is average, I'll put the gun to your cabbage Or scope u from a distance, you'll have a crosshair on your forehead like 21 Savage - this was dope Forget the guns, we can exchange some swings Your mom's a slut, I was in those walls longer than Will from "Stranger Things" - ok this was a hit I'm physically imposing, beating up dudes is nothing to me This Punk'll get choked out so fast, you'd think it was UFC 203 - u cuttin up Your girls are plus sized, If I had a dollar for every model I've had, I would've been rich Your McDonald's encounter with Metts wasn't the 1st time u were behind a big bitch - wasnt feeling Youre constantly fighting over her cuz your thot isn't loyal U keep seeing a "Fade" that doesn't have anything to do with Teyana & a bottle of oil - this eitherr I'll spend the bread just to see you get left for dead Put the 9 to ur grill, the hot shit in ur mouth rivals anything in the Ghost pepper thread - nah I get neck from bad chicks, you've got nothing but guys in your eyesight All you see is Cash in dudes' mouths, his love life is a Ted Dibiase highlight - aight closer Dope match here, cant stunt both did there thing. Read this shit over a couple times, shit was pretty close. But wen it came down to it I think Cash got the edge here. Kar had some bangers but his misses were bigger misses than Cashs. Cash was jus a bit more consistent here n it got him the dub. Good shit yall. Vote - Cashius |
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1 seed as Karaoke, #13 as Blam...LOL! That's so blatant it's a shame
Fuck what Knuck did...The NBL already PROVED you're fucked once you take away your name good opening personal, tied in two things nicely And LOL @ you moving packs...C'mon, gawd, you're more than lame Only time we'll see King throwing powder is Lebron before the game Ok. Decent name flip/powder play This dude buys his clothes on clearance racks...trying to stretch pay Last time I saw a mall cop that funny...Kevin James was riding a Segway Coo Loves men, especially African...He swallows massive dick This faggot's been hitting his knees for black dudes everywhere...Colin Kaepernick why, not terrible, not a hit, imo Been claiming I'm someone else for YEARS...you shouldn't be hatin', brethren C'mon, Blam! Even if I WAS an alias...I can guarantee I wouldn't go 8-7 another personal hit, solid I'll put you in the fucking ground. So, check this, queer.. King? Nah, more like a Prince...another black faggot who's gonna be dead this year lol, both of you used a famous death year concept...this was ok though You champed when the league was weakest...Don't even bother dropping a verse Your whole career you've done nothing but go through Scrubs...and I'm not talkin' your job as a nurse Eh. scrub lines aren't fresh but the execution helped it. How can he even be CLOSE to the HOF? The kids whole steez is nonsense But I'm not surprised your in the discussion...it's the only place you get a decent concept seen this 1 before, it's decent but not a new angle....karaoke used alot of disc topics and it's been used on em a few times already. I bet your family used to work for mine...prolly husking corn and making breakfast My bad, I'll stop talking about Bloodline...since your black ass can't afford to pay for Netflix Ok. blatant racist diss lol Gets no pussy, so it's internet porn. Jerkin' with speed 'til he got a cramp This loser saw Bags posted a picture of "Gina"...and IMMEDIATELY dropped his pants didn't feel. You ducked me in the playoffs, then Knuck made you flee...kid I was dead! This dude has come out a pussy more than worms in the Reed internet thread Cool. but redundant disc topic diss. You could be the first black dude in the HOF!...you'd think your nigs would light it up It's not that they're not good...most just don't text because this shit is white as fuck straight...not the wit and creativity I usually see from you, tho If he smashes a bitch it's because she's roofied...or her necks at the edge of a knife Dawg, you couldn't hit the fair way if you took golf lessons for the rest of your life seen fairway lines....execution helped it tho. How you gonna talk $ w/ Seth? You prolly taking naps on the street I'm not surprised he won the Survivor Tourney...dude prolly digs through trash just to eat Cool. Don't worry that he's a male nurse...This thug reps the hood! This gangster pulls the strap with the pump!!!....then tells the patient their blood pressure's good If its true, alright personal. Karaoke You've been under alias for 2 years, I'd shut my mouth if I were in your place Got the nerve to complain about no shows yet youre the one afraid to show face Ok personal....not good as cash opener I'm trying to kill, if the punches to your side don't crack ribs Then Im outside your house with the machine guns doing Desiigner's ad libs i liked this My hood is real, can't go anywhere unless the iron is near No disrespect to Ali but youre about to be 2nd the Cashius to die in a year solid, but could be better w/ wording Heard u love comedies, next Big Bang u see has nothing to do with Sheldon A couple of shots will leave you surrounded by more angels than Corey Feldman it's ok...easy simile tho We're getting killed by cops and opps, that's y I got protection Act stupid if you want, the 9 will put your e go to the side like Veritas' suggestion solid disc reference, harder hit.. U can use all the personals u want, it still won't make your post tighter I'll put so much fire to your whip, you'll get mistaken for Ghost Rider seen these before, shouldve scrapped imo.. Chicks won't stop calling me because a nigga's so damn hung You lack personality, ur phone wouldn't blow up if it was sold by Samsung Cool. I'm heading to the HOF, there's no way this loser's stopping me Cop a plea but the bullets'll go thru Cash quick as if they were on a shopping spree mediocre cash flip, wording wasn't great, easy nameplay.. Any chick you're fucking is average, I'll put the gun to your cabbage Or scope u from a distance, you'll have a crosshair on your forehead like 21 Savage Another good reference Forget the guns, we can exchange some swings Your mom's a slut, I was in those walls longer than Will from "Stranger Things" doope to me, had a line like it.. I'm physically imposing, beating up dudes is nothing to me This Punk'll get choked out so fast, you'd think it was UFC 203 another reference lol, alright. Your girls are plus sized, If I had a dollar for every model I've had, I would've been rich Your McDonald's encounter with Metts wasn't the 1st time u were behind a big bitch eh, old and not relevant to me, lazy personal Youre constantly fighting over her cuz your thot isn't loyal U keep seeing a "Fade" that doesn't have anything to do with Teyana & a bottle of oil didn't feel it. I'll spend the bread just to see you get left for dead Put the 9 to ur grill, the hot shit in ur mouth rivals anything in the Ghost pepper thread Nah. too basic imo I get neck from bad chicks, you've got nothing but guys in your eyesight All you see is Cash in dudes' mouths, his love life is a Ted Dibiase highlight this was alright, should be harder imo.. Okay, so there were dope lines by both and some passable shit. good finals tho but I woulda cut to 20 lines. I have to say I was rooting for karaoke but towards the end he had too many misses/ehh lines while cash had a dip in the middle then picked up at the end. i liked cashius personals and wording more than I liked kares culture references. but his last 4 I ain't fuck with, sooo I have cashius for the W. |
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I'm trying to kill, if the punches to your side don't crack ribs Then Im outside your house with the machine guns doing Desiigner's ad libs Chicks won't stop calling me because a nigga's so damn hung You lack personality, ur phone wouldn't blow up if it was sold by Samsung Any chick you're fucking is average, I'll put the gun to your cabbage Or scope u from a distance, you'll have a crosshair on your forehead like 21 Savage I'm physically imposing, beating up dudes is nothing to me This Punk'll get choked out so fast, you'd think it was UFC 203 Youre constantly fighting over her cuz your thot isn't loyal U keep seeing a "Fade" that doesn't have anything to do with Teyana & a bottle of oil I'll spend the bread just to see you get left for dead Put the 9 to ur grill, the hot shit in ur mouth rivals anything in the Ghost pepper thread Cashius Loves men, especially African...He swallows massive dick This faggot's been hitting his knees for black dudes everywhere...Colin Kaepernick How can he even be CLOSE to the HOF? The kids whole steez is nonsense But I'm not surprised your in the discussion...it's the only place you get a decent concept You could be the first black dude in the HOF!...you'd think your nigs would light it up It's not that they're not good...most just don't text because this shit is white as fuck How you gonna talk $ w/ Seth? You prolly taking naps on the street I'm not surprised he won the Survivor Tourney...dude prolly digs through trash just to eat Don't worry that he's a male nurse...This thug reps the hood! This gangster pulls the strap with the pump!!!....then tells the patient their blood pressure's good This was a cool battle... both had dry spots.. Cassius was off and on then caught fire at the end and Karaoke was landing but wasn't consistent with it... Shit is really close but I got karaoke with one more landed punch. Y'all misses were so lame haha I don't see how they were in the same verses as the bars that landed but y'all went a lot of bars so I'm sure some was just thrown in there and I bet I missed a couple references also. Anyway ima v/Karaoke with a close edge
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I’m going to be quick, but I’ve read this battle a few times.
Cashius: You hit the personals hard. Your verse was disorganized a bit, though —fat wifeif you’d thought more about which punches should follow which punches, the closer and the Kaepernick lines would have been even stronger (and they were my favorites from your verse). I didn’t like the fact that you said he “could be the first black dude in the HOF,” which is blatantly false. A few of your punches needed a little more in the way of either creativity or harshness. But this was a good, solid, championship-worthy verse. Karaoke: You really tailed off toward the end. The “Stranger Things” line was so good, then it was downhill. Moreover, most of your personals and nameplays were the weakest parts of your verse. Desiigner ad libs and “Stranger Things” were the two standout lines. Yet they also fit into the theme of a bunch of clever but generic references that made your verse feel a bit redundant. Still, you worded and organized your verse much better than Cashius, but you didn’t leave as much of an impact. Vote: Cashius
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Fire battle. Damn
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