LMAO DETOUR TO THREAD TO TELL US ABOUT LAMABATEGATE

sral · 08-04-2015, 07:14 PM

The subject got brought up again recently about Lama/Napalm/Lamabating

Your old thread appears to be gone

If you could kindly regale our newer audience with your version of vents since you're one of the few remaking that were there to witness it, I promise you infinite reps abound

The floor is yours, oh strawberry blonde one... @detour

Diode · 08-04-2015, 07:17 PM

there is no pride in remembering this.

i have thoroughly erased it from my memory bank.

sral · 08-04-2015, 07:18 PM

PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ

Judge Chester Charlesworth · 08-04-2015, 07:24 PM

@detour to the stand

Remember, no funny business in the court

- The Honorable Judge

Chill Phil · 08-04-2015, 07:44 PM

Peej ain't saying shit!

detour · 03-10-2016, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sraL

PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ

Long time ago in a galaxy actually right here, David Lama thought he was talking to a smoking hot 7.5 (like bags is banging) and pulled out his dick an started masterbating on webcam for her...unfortunately he didn't stop to ask why she didn't have her webcam on, cuz he was just so eager to pop one off...

Much to his surprise, and our hilarity, she eventually did turn on her webcam and it was then that poor David learned that she was in fact an inbred, ignorant, racist, troll from the Kentucky backwoods who went by the name napalm online, and in fact had a penis of his own, being that he was a guy and all...

He then (napalm) did what any free thinking, red blooded American citizen would do, and posted both the text of the sex chat and the video of lama getting intimately familiar with himself to the interwebz, where it could flourish in the hearts and minds of future generations of NCs for years to come...

Lama then left the forum he was on at the time, and started NCs...he also became very anti any other text forum, largely because he could control content on NCs, but there was always a chance the skeletons in his closet could be revealed on other sites, and they would be masterbating if and when that happened...

However, as cool a dude as he was, someone asked about it on day almost ten years ago and I felt it my civil duty to reveal aforementioned masterbating closet skeletons...fortunately I don't have the video nor do I know where to find it nor have I ever actually watched it...I know this story to be true cuz I knew about ten people who did watch it, and napalm himself sent me the link (cuz he was a faggot)...

It's still somewhere out there on some archive website I'm sure, floating thru the lost annals (not anals u fucking pervs)of internet history, waiting for the day some unfortunate soul goes searching for weird porn on the dark web and has their whole world turned upside down by the event we now know as LAMABATEGATE...

Further inquiries can be directed to Lars. Thanks,

Batty · 03-10-2016, 02:55 PM

I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness.

nice one, gents.

detour · 03-10-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Batty

I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness.

nice one, gents.

We had one. The site conveniently crashed in the months following the big reveal and lama disappeared... All the history was conveniently lost, including the alias tourney where beyond had an aneurism cuz I beat him in our batman vs Spider-Man battle...

Could I get @sraL in here with the one eye'd milk carton shot on cue?

Batty · 03-10-2016, 03:06 PM

WORD. we need that back ASAP.

Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit.

also...

BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE

detour · 03-10-2016, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

WORD. we need that back ASAP.

Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit.

also...

BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE

see that's history right there...

how many remember the actual photo tho?

back when MySpace was popping

Batty · 03-10-2016, 03:12 PM

you already know...

Anybody that's got the legit pic on this one, lemme know...

Diode · 03-10-2016, 03:13 PM

there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs

it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive.

bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs.

Vulgar · 03-10-2016, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs

it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive.

bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs.

Why is there no roast archive? Surely we can honor our collective efforts as NCG roasters by compiling all those threads in a sub-section? Appreciated.

Diode · 03-10-2016, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

Why is there no roast archive? Surely we can honor our collective efforts as NCG roasters by compiling all those threads in a sub-section? Appreciated.

@Orc

Destroyer · 03-10-2016, 03:42 PM

yo detour can we watch your battle with diz without subscribing yet?

Orc · 03-10-2016, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

@Orc

it's a good idea

Vulgar · 03-10-2016, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Orc

it's a good idea

Plz make it happen if time permits. It would be a disservice to the lime green, IMHO. Veritas made a 'classic moments' thread where most roasts were mentioned & linked.

anime_boners · 03-10-2016, 03:54 PM

I've known the story of what happened with the lamabategate since NC1

however, I never knew it was the event that lead to NC's creation.

the lime was Lama's escape from masturbatory persecution. it makes it feel almost.. tainted. (heh, taint)

damon pope famous quote · 03-10-2016, 03:59 PM

is this true tho

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-10-2016, 04:59 PM

08-04-2015, 07:14 PM	#1
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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,167 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899408	there is no pride in remembering this. i have thoroughly erased it from my memory bank. __________________

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sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,542 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899394	PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

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Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431848	Peej ain't saying shit! __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

03-10-2016, 03:13 PM	#12
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,167 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899408	there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive. bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs. __________________

08-04-2015, 07:24 PM	#4
Judge Chester Charlesworth The Honorable.. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Chester's Court Posts: 50 Rep Power: 24853653	@detour to the stand Remember, no funny business in the court - The Honorable Judge

03-10-2016, 02:55 PM	#7
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899384	I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness. nice one, gents.

03-10-2016, 03:06 PM	#9
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899384	WORD. we need that back ASAP. Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit. also... BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE

03-10-2016, 03:12 PM	#11
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899384	you already know... Anybody that's got the legit pic on this one, lemme know...

03-10-2016, 03:54 PM	#18
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899387	I've known the story of what happened with the lamabategate since NC1 however, I never knew it was the event that lead to NC's creation. the lime was Lama's escape from masturbatory persecution. it makes it feel almost.. tainted. (heh, taint) __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

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damon pope famous quote wat it do Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 2099141	is this true tho

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