THE ROAST OF KOTIKO

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Bags

I'm an attractive young gentleman with class.

This is donkey lips in his late 30s at a weight watchers seminar going bald from ugliness.

Yuck. Literally disgusting to look at. Repulsive.

Super lols tho u mangle mouthed fagot.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puravida]

@Knucklehead has some really good ones there.

[sral]

Originally Posted by EtH

Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?

lmao was this aimed at Zelph?

[veritas]

Batty da Roast Masta

[Hush]

Came in to say Kevin Owens in the face
It's been said


Well done nc

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga looks like he suffers from athletes foot...on his hands

[Batty]

Originally Posted by puravida

@Knucklehead has some really good ones there.

Knucklehead goin on in fr


Lookin like Columbian Rick Ross as a ticket scalper for Big Time Rush

This nigga's screen name bothering me tho, KOTIKO sounds like a gay club in the Bahamas where they dip their dicks in each others drinks.

This niggas gang name is MAMMAL TOE

lookin like a gothic Beast from X-Men and shit.

Old Andre the Giant's nephew lookin ass.

This niggas forehead lookin like the moon from Majora's Mask

You already know this nigga prolly smellin like old burning skin and Bantha queefs

This nigga cut his hair with the Velicioraptor claw that Grant had in JP1

Lookin like a cousin on that old Dinosaurs sitcom

He graduated in 06 from Burger King college with his Masters in Chicken Fryientology

This nigga smokes rubarb out of an old work boot with the cast of Saved by the Bell: the new class.

This nigga is a Pokémon character named SHARTZORD. He has attributes of LONELINESS +7 and MAN PREGNANCY + 5

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Hush

Came in to say Kevin Owens in the face
It's been said


Well done nc

Word, somebody change that nigga name to KEVIN BROWENS

[~RustyGunZ~]

I'll be back later to wrap up my segment

Batty da King though and Vulgar solid as usual. Good to see strike force 7 in action

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

Word, somebody change that nigga name to KEVIN BROWENS

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

Knucklehead goin on in fr


Lookin like Columbian Rick Ross as a ticket scalper for Big Time Rush

This nigga's screen name bothering me tho, KOTIKO sounds like a gay club in the Bahamas where they dip their dicks in each others drinks.

This niggas gang name is MAMMAL TOE

lookin like a gothic Beast from X-Men and shit.

Old Andre the Giant's nephew lookin ass.

This niggas forehead lookin like the moon from Majora's Mask

You already know this nigga prolly smellin like old burning skin and Bantha queefs

This nigga cut his hair with the Velicioraptor claw that Grant had in JP1

Lookin like a cousin on that old Dinosaurs sitcom

He graduated in 06 from Burger King college with his Masters in Chicken Fryientology

This nigga smokes rubarb out of an old work boot with the cast of Saved by the Bell: the new class.

This nigga is a Pokémon character named SHARTZORD. He has attributes of LONELINESS +7 and MAN PREGNANCY + 5

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like paul Bunyan and blues offspring

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"

Ole go go gadget crack pipe lookin ass

Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training

Lookin like he sells seashell necklaces on the beach outta old baby stroller

Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp

Lookin like a Chris Farley tumor

Lookin like he washes dishes at a taco truck with his spit and beard

Lookin like the dude that fences Rawns stolen leaf blowers

Lookin like his wallet got nothing in it but hand drawn yugioh cards and wet wipes

[~RustyGunZ~]

Emergency Contact: The Rat Tail Tavern

Lookin like he repurposes pizza boxes

Lookin like he still brings his participation trophies from 2nd grade surf club to job interviews

Lookin like he carries around a long board on his back that he's never used

This dude invented the paleo diet on dumb luck

Lookin like he pays rent in coupons

Been surviving his whole adult life off a ponzi scheme he roped his grandma into called Karate Korp.

Lookin like he dressed up as human garbage for Halloween 10 yrs ago and never looked back

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lookin like paul Bunyan and blues offspring

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"

Ole go go gadget crack pipe lookin ass

Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training

Lookin like he sells seashell necklaces on the beach outta old baby stroller

Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp

Lookin like a Chris Farley tumor

Lookin like he washes dishes at a taco truck with his spit and beard

Lookin like the dude that fences Rawns stolen leaf blowers

Lookin like his wallet got nothing in it but hand drawn yugioh cards and wet wipes

This is strong.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"



Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training


Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp

fucking leaned.




Gives daily shout-outs to his mentors: Gargamel and Toilet Duck

This nigga's Halloween costume was a Bum Fights version of Optimus Primal

his eHarmony account name is TACTIC OGRE

His rap battle record features losses against Snow, Randy Savage, Parappa The Rappa, The Speak 'N Spell from ET and Detour.

Lookin like Mr. Snuffalupagalus got a B-Worth Bentley fade at the chop shop in Super K-Mart.

This niggas stage name is NO MOBILITY BRONSON

this nigga breath smellin straight up like platypus dick and the housing projects from District 9.

this nigga beard looking like Pauly Shore's career right now

this nigga rocking Raphael's movie night fedora

lookin like a landfill goblin

Lookin like a Caribbean Wampa

PSN screen name = MC CRISPY SOCKS

this nigga got a clit ring named FELIX.

Tried to benchpress depression and blew his pancreas out.

This nigga eats month-old Vienna sausages that he soaked in pickle water

this nigga making fresh corned beef hash with his toenails while he knits cankle warmers

This nigga eatin caramel waffles and drinkin chocolate margaritas with the Sandlot cast in a white panel Astro van.

smellin like the chicken plant mixed with orthopedic work shoe inserts

this nigga's tattoo lookin like an aloe vera plant orgy

This nigga look like Umaga

[Batty]

This nigga screen name is THANKSGIVING DINNER PARTY OF 1

lookin like he just washed and waxed Diode's boat for spare change for Red Box

lookin like he dips his blood pressure medicine in Karo syrup and dusts it with Fruity Pebbles

He lives in a part of the jungle where the cable doesn't reach so he is forced to beat his dick to old Janet Jacme jumps on VHS.

his clothes smelled like they were washed in asparagus flavored hot dog water

lookin like the first dude that got ate on Green Inferno

lookin like he's a bartender at an AA meeting for the loneliest niggas ever in the world.

lookin like he parties with Stuart from Big Bang and Big Bird

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

[veritas]

[Chyeahhh!!!]

son looks like he uses fish grease for deodorant

got a pet squirrel and keeps it a secret

has 3 year old mud on his truck and won't wash it, says it's a badge of honor

has weekly projection showings of The Deer Hunter on the side of his barn

[Batty]

Thought he could lose his virginity if he could just make it to the semi-finals of Ecuador's equivalent of slumdog millionaire.

lookin like Sully from Monster's Inc with Bells Palsy

Had to file a claim to get his money back from eBay when the John Travolta scented buttplug he used BUY-IT-NOW on never showed up.

Actually started doing the Moonwalk when he heard about McDonald's all-day-breakfast announcement.

looking like a secret agent for 5 Guys Burgers

He keeps Ziploc bags full of mongoose turds to do Warlock rituals with on any given sunday.

Had his beard lined-up with Xena's flying disc

Went to a Halloween party as Pablo Escobar w/ type 2 diabetes. He was the only one there.

Jacks off in the shower so much that he gets pre-cum watching Waterworld.

Prints out pics of anime girls and skeets onto them on a vlog he created called: MANLY MANATEE'S DESPERATION HAPPY FUNTIME VIDEO HOUR.

Could not grow a natural beard, so he sent a money order in the amount of $17.95 for panther pubes he could spirit glue to his face.

lookin like a retired eskimo and shit

lookin like a native American gargoyle house sitter

lookin like Baloo from Jungle Book with epilepsy

[~RustyGunZ~]

im fuckin dying