THE ROAST OF KOTIKO - Page 3

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 09:58 AM

Lookin like his favorite t-shirt in his closet says "I Like Your Derriere, Monsieur"

He looks like he works at a beach resort as a dual tradesmen: hermit crab whisperer and pool guy.

He looks like a giant hamster flunked out of the Anti-Defamation League.

He looks like the gay tailor from Rush Hour 2 ate too much Campbell's chunky chicken soup.

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

oh shit I didn't even see the smaller one under it.

this nigga got a tat of a dragon coming out of a cocoon made of sausage link skin

lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair.

lol

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it

lol

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-01-2015, 12:03 PM

This nigga looks like he has a penny loafer collection that also doubles as his spare change stash

EtH · 11-01-2015, 12:13 PM

This dude's so lonely that he takes selfies with guys 200 metres away.

Useless · 11-01-2015, 03:21 PM

lotta negalulz itt

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-01-2015, 03:31 PM

@Batty

spamburglar is post of the thread atm

many reps

Batty · 11-01-2015, 03:49 PM

^ Vulgar going strong as always, I see you.

This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country.

Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front.

This nigga is a local lawyer who only defends disgruntled Fry Guys.

This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK

lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 03:52 PM

He looks like an elongated meathead.

He looks like he hosts a historical podcast series about Chewbacca's family tree.

His face looks like the bearded guy from Impractical Jokers on groundhog day in a nuclear wasteland.

Looking like he asks for over-time and overbite pay.

He looks like all he eats are sugar cookies from the table at Alice and Wonderland.

He looks like Guillermo Del Toro's cousin named Taxidermo.

He looks like a physical manifestation of "what will get you fired" in Corporate America."

Looking like he hangs jars of purple hummus his mom used to make from chandeliers at Costco.

Looking like the Earl of Dumpster County.

Looking like he has three felonies and they're all based out of a bathroom in Texaco near a gay diner.

Looking like the captain of the Nincompoop Squad in Revenge of the Nerds 8.

Looking like he sews strait jackets outside of Game of Thrones conventions.

Looking like he prolly brushes his teeth w/ lamb shears.

Batty · 11-01-2015, 03:52 PM

The niggas forehead looks like it's straining to lift and curl those shades.

Looking like a flea market cop.

This nigga smoking aloe Vera out of a snorkel with a dirt bike muffler on it.

Batty · 11-01-2015, 03:54 PM

Way gone at Chewbacca's family tree, Fuuuuuuccccccck.

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 03:57 PM

Looking like his gamer tag is always a variation of "GrOnK"

Looking like a bulldog ant from Charlotte's Web started listening to Fall Out Boy.

Looking like he beats off to home videos of Mormon elk hunting trips.

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK

lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

BAHAHA

Meth · 11-01-2015, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Looking like a flea market cop.

Repped

YDK · 11-01-2015, 06:13 PM

Batty · 11-01-2015, 06:36 PM

KOTIKO is actually the Costa Rican word for: HIPSTER SHREK WHO SAVES HIS OWN FARTS IN TUPPERWARE.

This nigga got a sweater vest made out of Ewok pelts and breast sweat.

This nigga looks like a mail away Skylander

This nigga got a podcast called BIRTH DEFECTS ON THA BEACH

clothes smelling like hummus and toenails

This nigga lookin like a VeggieTales eggplant

Got a backpack with a folding chair, Gatorade in powder form and a battery powered neck fan for walking short distances.

Lookin like a Chic Fil-a cow as a lifeguard

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 07:38 PM

dead

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-01-2015, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country.

Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front

done @ fried snakes

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-01-2015, 08:38 PM

as usual

@Batty, @Vulgar providing the greatness

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-01-2015, 08:42 PM

this nigga went to the barber and asked him to fade his beard

fuck your glasses

Batty · 11-01-2015, 09:48 PM

This the nigga that trained Morgan on the Walking Dead tho.

11-01-2015, 12:03 PM	#43
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	This nigga looks like he has a penny loafer collection that also doubles as his spare change stash __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

11-01-2015, 12:13 PM	#44
EtH Erebus Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 435 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 3537332	This dude's so lonely that he takes selfies with guys 200 metres away. __________________

11-01-2015, 03:52 PM	#48
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	He looks like an elongated meathead. He looks like he hosts a historical podcast series about Chewbacca's family tree. His face looks like the bearded guy from Impractical Jokers on groundhog day in a nuclear wasteland. Looking like he asks for over-time and overbite pay. He looks like all he eats are sugar cookies from the table at Alice and Wonderland. He looks like Guillermo Del Toro's cousin named Taxidermo. He looks like a physical manifestation of "what will get you fired" in Corporate America." Looking like he hangs jars of purple hummus his mom used to make from chandeliers at Costco. Looking like the Earl of Dumpster County. Looking like he has three felonies and they're all based out of a bathroom in Texaco near a gay diner. Looking like the captain of the Nincompoop Squad in Revenge of the Nerds 8. Looking like he sews strait jackets outside of Game of Thrones conventions. Looking like he prolly brushes his teeth w/ lamb shears. Last edited by Vulgar; 11-01-2015 at 04:11 PM.

11-01-2015, 06:13 PM	#54
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	__________________

11-01-2015, 08:38 PM	#58
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	as usual @Batty, @Vulgar providing the greatness __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

11-01-2015, 09:58 AM	#41
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Lookin like his favorite t-shirt in his closet says "I Like Your Derriere, Monsieur" He looks like he works at a beach resort as a dual tradesmen: hermit crab whisperer and pool guy. He looks like a giant hamster flunked out of the Anti-Defamation League. He looks like the gay tailor from Rush Hour 2 ate too much Campbell's chunky chicken soup.

11-01-2015, 03:21 PM	#45
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	lotta negalulz itt

11-01-2015, 03:31 PM	#46
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	@Batty spamburglar is post of the thread atm many reps

11-01-2015, 03:49 PM	#47
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	^ Vulgar going strong as always, I see you. This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country. Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front. This nigga is a local lawyer who only defends disgruntled Fry Guys. This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

11-01-2015, 03:54 PM	#50
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Way gone at Chewbacca's family tree, Fuuuuuuccccccck.

11-01-2015, 03:57 PM	#51
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Looking like his gamer tag is always a variation of "GrOnK" Looking like a bulldog ant from Charlotte's Web started listening to Fall Out Boy. Looking like he beats off to home videos of Mormon elk hunting trips.

11-01-2015, 06:36 PM	#55
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	KOTIKO is actually the Costa Rican word for: HIPSTER SHREK WHO SAVES HIS OWN FARTS IN TUPPERWARE. This nigga got a sweater vest made out of Ewok pelts and breast sweat. This nigga looks like a mail away Skylander This nigga got a podcast called BIRTH DEFECTS ON THA BEACH clothes smelling like hummus and toenails This nigga lookin like a VeggieTales eggplant Got a backpack with a folding chair, Gatorade in powder form and a battery powered neck fan for walking short distances. Lookin like a Chic Fil-a cow as a lifeguard

11-01-2015, 07:38 PM	#56
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	dead

11-01-2015, 08:42 PM	#59
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	this nigga went to the barber and asked him to fade his beard fuck your glasses __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

11-01-2015, 09:48 PM	#60
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	This the nigga that trained Morgan on the Walking Dead tho.