THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[CopyPat]

i spit with the plague, i'm sick in the tongue. this is the way linguistics is done. i twist in to shape these letters i've spun and spit an array of pestilent junk.

[sral]

Originally Posted by CopyPat

i spit with the plague, i'm sick in the tongue. this is the way linguistics is done. i twist in to shape these letters i've spun and spit an array of pestilent junk.

nipples get sprayed with the flick of the tongue as i nibble away and give them a munch. dicking these dames and filling their cunts til the clitoris aches on these bitches to cum.

[Pharaohs Army]

Yo I Don't Care If You Spark. 's Long As You Use A Narrative Arc.

to a Casual Observer it'd seem a Nat ural Occurance.

[Pharaohs Army]

i don't Care-anymoreThat's the scenario.
been writing little bars to my self- they come through in stereo..
expand my horizons
my eyes are so open my Forehead has Captured my Eyelids.
this Beat Is My New Diet.You should Try it. i'm my Own Agent
and by extension?my own client.. my-own entertainment
i hardly Ever Defy it, And
as a visitor, if you ask me to explain it i will define it-
-yo
your Pen has a Lot of Mileage.
your pen, has a lot of mileage. thus my street Cred Required Some Trying.
thus my street cred
required some trying.
do you understand what i'm trying?
do you underStand what i'm Trying?
.i wanna Know howta cite it.
i Haven't Quite Decided.. but once i do?
... .. everyone's invited.

and now we change beats. off the chains and leash- i'm a crazy fiend.
stay with me.
we can study pedantically,upload an avatar in a totemic way. whatever's your fantasy.
"stick to what you're doing bud",that's what they're telling me.
but all i do is drivel satirically..
"so over" telling every1 'm the illest em Cee.
i'll just spill it.
they'll see.

..third beat the one i might BUY 'n now's about the TIME i Tell About My Life.
dead 'r alive u NeverKnowButEitherWayI'm carrying the head of christ
Yikes..
my Inverted Textstyles Pervert the quality control of your Textiles..
i think imperfection adds flavor,but what the fuck is the Threshold?
an earlier rap i referenced,addressing the mess-hall
i didn' meanta make a Mess'v it all!
sometimes we all fall.
i'm here da Pick you Up, with your Writers Block. it's Quite a Shock you're Writing Blogs.
i been unknowingly writing Blogs Fer Years i never stop.
it's not a career.
sit down and haveAnother Corona Beer.
oh this is a big friday night you've got(going)here.
i shouldn'tve innerupted. yeah party it up
you never know when you might GO people on Krakatoa didn't expect the Volcano\crater-eruption
yeah pharaohs i love you but it's time to end this discussion.

[CopyPat]

pharo u seem chill but i would never read that entire entry. i dead mc's in a fire plenty. i'm hella mean in this cypher sectchy, incredi-b, plus i'm rhymin deadly. my pedigree is to rhyme the bestly, you never seen this kinda texting. inventing schemes that blind your retni's, you're getting deep? just dive already.

i'm gonna try to think of gooder rhyme to ink. but i shouldn't write this thing because i wouldn't lie. it stinks. i'm puttin rhymes to brinks and pushin minds to think. on that soft plushy shit when i cushion rhymes to sink. fuck its really late, you can tell if u look inside my drink. the emptiest cup and now i'm mentally fucked. extensively drunk and offensively dumb. im especially done. forget it...tomorrow i'll be regrettably hung

[Pharaohs Army]

well man, you've played right into my Hand.
maybe you wouldn'tve said,what you Said if you read the End.
so party it up
and wake up fucked.
.don't Forget a Glass Of Water for your Cells
don't forget
a glass of water
for your cells
don't forget a glass of water
for your cells :-)

somebody help.
once i start rhyming r rapping There's No Stopping so Go Ta Hell i enterTain my Self
i said-as-much i said-is-much-
i Think-i-can i Think-i-can- i like to show rappers how da Write,and writers How da Rap\they Stink@rap

[Pharaohs Army]

what makes you think i would never Share with you?- even if i frown.
i'm an american pharaoh. hand me my crown.
i don' wanna copy rappers(but)Here's some hand-me-downs.
what kind of twist has life thrown you? you're out of balance now.

[UnbornBuddha]

Before we developed these trenchant views
We were cave dwellers transcending truth
Our every move was in a sense the truth
The tools one's hands possess depends on you!
Mud and clay inspired nomads to settle soon
Shelter healed our infected wounds,
Cyanotic flesh turned blue.
Celebrating the harvest in a festive mood
We danced under the majestic moon
Abundance of food didn't bless our gene pool
The Neolithic man lost his digestive juice
Stomach membrane became phlegm produced
The myriad of illnesses bled and bloomed
Our hues began to allude to death, and soot
Fire rampaging our bodies, no wonder sanity godly.
Establishment monkeys, who are ravenous hungry
Medicine only brought a sequela of avarice zombies
Ibuprofen turned the head of my family foggy.
Our legacy lives on through stakes and runes
On the opposite side of that, slaves and nukes
I set the mood by digging my own grave
Reading books just to be civil in my traits
I mustn't lose face,
And look like Dejango spitting on his slaves.
Free, the grimace is the same
Maya makes me prefer to be enslaved
Kissing my chains, a homeless living from change.
To hell with steak, I crave what lizard's can taste
Reptilian brain creating an ode to God by a crystalline lake.
Servitude has shaped my ribs and waist
Can't sit or lay without pain lingering for days.
Bloodthirsty we're fingering our veins
Growing sicker every minute of the day.
Whoever's out there, please lift me from this pain
But, it's all up to me, and my habitual ways
God laughing, so I flee away to my log cabin
Where Nature made Thoreau's thoughts happen
Inquiry first... the nature of self- comes after
Captain log: The youngin hatching, what a plot!
Pollen infused oxygen becomes the magic dust
The flow of the universe is a massive flux,
A living organism that subtly asks of us:
When will all this madness stop?
Some hot shot should post their answer up.

[Pharaohs Army]

Well that's challenge enough.. The madness will stop when I gather my thoughts.. The universe.What is existence after it's gone?..and what was the system before it was spawned?
Yawn,who cares? I got a smart-phone and a well-trimmed-lawn.. &can play lyrical truth-r-dare with a smart new fawn.. cutting his teeth on a topical Form- a monster is born.
unlike Him,i'm rotten to-the core.. i Set The Mood by contradicting views
'n asking"who wants more".
i shop at God's store!.. he gaymme dis count OnAllTheReasonsHumansHaveThese thoughts for..
..Plus'e Tol' me What my heart's for.. He said it pumps your blood and gives you hope inside your dark ward.. He said there ain't no dark lord it's just a folklore.
he never Spoke More whn I askd about the madness.. That's another challenge for the humans on this planet..

[Mr. J]

Come get these stitches or run, the ditches are dug, I'm givin' up lumps after diggin' in trunks gettin' the gun, envision a Klump gettin' it done whenever the dishes will come, you trippin' on what? thinkin' your livin' is tough, live but you're chicken enough to skip it and run, I got infinite slugs ready to start dippin' in mugs like a Oreo cookie, Yea I'm pushy in pussy, douchy & higher than the shelf in which they put me, I get bored with flows but everyone knows if I tried that verse would look sweet

[CopyPat]

GIMME A GREAT LINE AND I'LL BUST THROUGH FOREVER
VIDEO GAME RHYMES: JUST DO WHATEVER
SPITTING ABLAZE FIRE COMBUSTS DUDES TO EMBERS
THE CITY AMAZED BY THE GUSHING SPEWS I WEATHER

[Mr. J]

HEY COPYPAT I COPY THAT iller than a kamikaze crash
lurking with a hockey mask, jaws be cracked, legs & arms detached
leave you like Jambi's ass, mecca lecca hi mecca heinyitis
your wishes disgust my sinus, catch a heckler next to wily typists
supply me wipers, the type that take the mind like a headlock
Mentok, OooOoooOOoo, the mind taker, literary rhyme waiter
taking your order, distributing chaos, & getting tipped fine paper
burning the times table, spitting into what you urn like a wine taster
turn society into Bedrock, keep peeking...DUCK! then get destroyed
sitting at the steps of Troy with the best employed...
from all sides is where the rest is deployed, learn your lesson...
OYE! I forgot the rest but I rather do that then continue with this sausage fest
I'm kidding guys I'm high but at least your moms impressed :)


<3

[Mr. J]

I'm sorry you have to excuse the coat tails
but the rate your holding me back, we'd both fail
loose lips sink ships & that's how the boat sails
don't mean to be a dick, that's my Snow Whale
white flags, & Ghost Shells, what's the cost play
I'm high off life and today I'm feeling sauce ayyyyyy
told them bitches to "BACK UP THIS IS THE WRONG WAY"
knowing for a fact they didn't go to war like John Wayne
honestly I'm just here to get my cock praised
looking at it the same way when the stocks raise
leaving these con's vexed off of the concave..
I forgot what else was gon' say...
mu'fucker

[Pharaohs Army]

i rock Raves,with Shock-waves
leave-u-in Shock4Days
fuckin-wit-me.it doesn't pay.
.Yay.
today i'm Very Gay. in the archaic way.
i Wish i could be saved.
i don't need praise but when i don't get it from others i give it to myself every single day.
but ego-trippin freestyle"never-did-a-single make." !!
..my rhymes are a simple crane which lift you up from your pain. my brain must be going insane, to show you the simplest ways.
denzel in Training Day,didn't even Playy?- victimless games.
Isn't It A Shame?
..in upstate new york?, i helped those prisoners escape!!
Just kidding-n.s.A. !!
just kidding, "Essay".
write me an essay and i'll have a Less Stressed DAY..
in a couple Days,i get-paid,n i might-even-get Laid.
I'm So Cray :-p you can tell by what i say. and How i say.
hooray. i just put another Thing on this page.
just honing my trade. just exploring the gifts i gave,to myself,and Others gave.
i love the shade. i create opportunities,for other people. n.i love how they think it was because mothers Prayed. !!
there's no Time to "Assess". i've-already lived-another day.

[Mr. J]

The best is underway
I hit like summer days
Living #1 Stunna ways
Iced out chest, iced out grill
Bling Bloaw, iced out steeeeel
I shine like pinky, next Friday
Getting that stinky next Friday
Roll like a slinky, lets ride, yayyyy
awww...shiiiiii I'm onnnn iiiitttt
chrrrrooonnniiicccc shut up dumb bitch
you could text til your thumbs split
Til you fingers fault & become Ritz
basically crumble you dumb shit
Speak vagina all it is is a tongue twist
but you too young so what you gon get?
You gon' get that junk kicked
Yea.

[Pharaohs Army]

uh huh. Now we're Really Rapping. which in turn inspires Audience to be Really Clapping.
Filled With Madness and self-Assuredness,and Talent. i kin tell you right away 2 particular authorsWho-'re-ahead'a-the Curve-in-This.
or maybe i should have said it like This. i can tell you right away two particular authors who are ahead 'v the curve in this.
ever since
i learned to spit,
i try not to dick-ride,
those who Diss Mine.
oh look at That line,
and Then look at this line..
what the hell is stopping me from doing this Six more Times? !
Yo, i peer into the mind of those who kin spit more rhymes.
i advise,
myself that Some are connected en some r just in metric.
as a youngster?- i listened to hendrix.
dylan was a better lyricist but Jimi made the song Better.
i guess-that's-why-i-constantly pester
and obviously occasionally drop a "test verse"
cuz some day i'm gonna strut around[,]like i "been heard".
^how didju Say-that-line-First?

[Pharaohs Army]

@Mr. J

Hey J.. This whole week iz ben Cra zay.. well, not particularly.. not2much iz ben atta the ordinar e.. i jus said that because it was a cool rhyme n this site is net cees.. boy... i'm glad someone Else finds this a breeze.. n i can't evin follow tht up with the word "fabreeze"\becuz i already used it on youtube\fer sheez.
Smile for the camera. say cheese... an ennertainer iz all i Ever Rilly Wanted ta Be..
or maybe i should've said it like This: an entertainer. is all i ever. really wanted to be.
Yes i Think That Works For Me; and i surely hope,it works for thee.
i'm truly the worst emcee,that you ever will,Might See.
fuck man. i don' even know where this is going.
basically i just wanted to say wow,i'm not the only one that writes alot.. i usually do it from the same house but some times i do it from a different writing-spot.
yeah.

[Wise Wiggles]

penis slut whore hoe cunt
peanut butter toast crunch
dreamy mother; pho lunch
evenings rumble, after dark
shadow park. This plateau, heart.
I'm a wacko, shark.
Airing your bitch Muff out more than that ass hole lars
lungs covered in tobacco scars
It's a battle though..
ever wonder how you'll go? Will it be all natural?
Will it be admirable? They gonna build a tall statue?
Name planets after you. Galaxy stew
This fantasy loop. This dream...
If you would have told me at sixteen....
in 10 years... would I have lived differently?
all this spent energy trying to forget memories
guess we're all sick, individually
lyrics that leave you Leaning
double drop, see through ceiling
I need cool healing
ba-dee-boo, feel me?

[Pharaohs Army]

(alright)i'm gonna try n save face n keep it lowercase otherwise be(known as)a known disgrace
as a result,
of my poems of haste. when i write?
it's like a candy-shop. but i'm rapping
with a handicap
so i.b. come d fensive like'n alleycat.
,imagine that-
-this site. is Riddled. with legends.
I just post the silliest sessions&still i get better.
a lyrical master. still I perceive the mission as a
high degree of diffi culty ann i,
find the things i did b fore this en it,
isn't even closest- even though you can't read these freakin post-its.

Heh-heh,

if i was jussa-
little bit more me ticulous or
-my-
flow was a little more viscous. i'd
..i mean,
If I was just a little bit more meticulous or my flow was a little more viscous.I'd,
switch-it-up n pivot n give it to my critics. 'n
spit it so much sicker-
a free spirit.
i post 96 percent of my lyrics
on the innernet. so i give away my business-
-this is
analogous to christmas,
cuz i'm gifted

i even had a daydream fantasy about @Vulgar Posting my very own Picture
all Mine on the open mic but i'd probly ignore it and jus tell u what my Day was like..
..en i'm arriddy Backta Capitals it's whack&asinine.
still writing on this site. toodles
gotta go,but i might be back,after 9

[Mr. J]

I send souls their casket for acting backwards
get eaten for a mistake, appetizing 'fat' words
I make your skin sizzle because I'm so typical
add pain to the ridicule laugh at belittled you..
that's the fickle truth, 'disappear' like Wizards do
a fork tongue ready for whenever dinners through
Down the lane, dribble through & hit the 2
Pick a hoop, sit & screw over this vicious brew
Bring the halos the wings and the mission too
a side of salsa the mediocrity of ya fitness crew
getting you hyped & pumped..this isn't you
Just dropping in and staying original -_-