We need to have a roast tournament

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Muff

oh its comments

that's gay

thought rhymes

...nigga, I should hit you in the mouth

[El Muffin]

do it bitch

ill fuckn smack u with ur seeing bed bug dog nigga

ill swing that nigga by his legs

lol yeah

fuck with that

i don't think so

that shit would hurt ur soul lomfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Chill Phil]

Nigga, I'll shove a taco bell job application down your throat and tell your family that you died "trying."

[El Muffin]

my nuts just receded a lil

LMFAO why u do dis

hey im hustling for now doe i thought i told u

well not hustling but doing some bill Nye shit to make occasional bread to subsist

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Bags

No. Shits lame.

85% of roast posters r fuckin lame unfunny tryhards.


Ur a funny roaster.ok phil? Now don't make us suffer thru this awful tourney. Thanks.

especially the one that make corny shit up like


"Lookin like a toothbrush mated with a shark, had a baby and mis carried it because it mated with a turtle and then then gieko lizard"


them shits man... get the fuck on my nerves when I torture my eyes and brain readin them

[El Muffin]

batty and vulgar funny tho

n that sound like some shit they would ssay but lol not as good obv

that nigga said bb look like a mesopatamian shark farmer i was like what but i lold hard coz it was random n close to what i would picture a Mesopotamian shark farmer would look like

[Amen.]

I never laugh at them gay shits

corny to me

unrealistic

stupid

lame

you get it

be real about roasting, yo

thats funny

not them made up unrealistic analogies niggas come out the wood work with

[Split Eight]

I agree. All this creativity bullshit is really putting damper on the humor around here. His hair is babyshit brown? No, its #8B3626 according to photoshop. Not funny. Tell him the left side of his nose's bridge is 14 degrees off parallel. Stop making up fake stories about why someone's lips are so oddly shaped, it's most likely they were born that way. "You were born with those lips", now that is funny. These jokes are appealing to my interests.

[El Muffin]

i see where u comin from but i cant help when i lol at some shit i shouldn't be lolin hard too

lolin hard

edit: split i don't even know if u being sarcastic or not

go away brainiac lmao ufkn prickasshole

[Split Eight]

A toothbrush cannot perform sexual acts with a shark, Muff. Grow up.

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

I agree. All this creativity bullshit is really putting damper on the humor around here. His hair is babyshit brown? No, its #8B3626 according to photoshop. Not funny. Tell him the left side of his nose's bridge is 14 degrees off parallel. Stop making up fake stories about why someone's lips are so oddly shaped, it's most likely they were born that way. "You were born with those lips", now that is funny. These jokes are appealing to my interests.

lol word tho

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

A toothbrush cannot perform sexual acts with a shark, Muff. Grow up.

a messapottameeyan one tho

[Cred]

Originally Posted by Muff

UNGH U SEXY BITCH GETS THESE BARS

U look like a man. but id still put my knife to ya ribs
Quote the Raven Nevermore. Why u look like Ray rice w/ a wig
I know u sneak paraplegic. suck the cock of the thug
U first bad bitch I ever seen rock a hot pink sock on a nub
yo u can get the seed hoe
But keep it real. that weave on fleek. u really got a taper like me thoo
This bitch perpin. Dick? don't ever think this whore is stingy
I know that Pussy getting traffic. that motherfucking door is dingy
Im worse than bags. ill get weird on u quick. no amateur fool
Ill shit on u . It wont be your pose when you got ur Hands on a Stool
Bitch I wreck booty holes when I rip from the back
Fuck ur earrings. ill leave ur star dangling by a thread thinner than thaT

those were bars. dat shit was funny cnt even stunt.

[Amen.]

Im worse than bags. ill get weird on u quick. no amateur fool
Ill shit on u . It wont be your pose when you got ur Hands on a Stool

lmfao

muff stupid

[Split Eight]

All this roasting stuff is low brow. Let's just have a tournament where we all sit down and remember the golden age of text. Whoever describes sitting at their computer five years ago best, and can name the most memorable usernames who sat at their computers the hardest, can win

We vote by all chuckling and agreeing with each other while collectively typing on our phones in public places, in reality not laughing or making facial expressions. Those might give away our nostalgia for sitting on our computer and laughing over realistic, funny things like hairline geometry and recessive traits

[El Muffin]

wrf split talm bout right now tho

lol thanks cred n dre

[Amen.]

dr dog must have did an 8th of shrooms for breakfast tbh

that nigga on some other shit right now lol

pic tourny would be best

[Chill Phil]

Maaaan, yo mama so fat, when I climbed on top of her my ears popped!

[Chill Phil]

Maaaan, to mama so fat, when I climbed on top of her my ears popped!

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Nigga, I'll shove a taco bell job application down your throat and tell your family that you died "trying."

Got him!


@Batty who she tho some chick who mean to u at work