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06-26-2015, 03:41 PM
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Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,084
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
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It's almost 5am and I just farted on a prostitute
Life can go downhill fast yall
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06-26-2015, 03:52 PM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
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Elaborate please
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06-26-2015, 03:54 PM
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(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,844
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
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-Fight Night Cypher I
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-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
Rep Power: 85899406 |
It's 5 o clock in the morning
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06-26-2015, 04:03 PM
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Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,084
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
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Rep Power: 79005428 |
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We go out. I'm drunk. Drankin smokin straight wear coastin. We figure why not go to a seedy noraebang which is like a karaoke place pretty much. But this one has call girls. So we call some girls. I'm boo'd up so I'm not tripping. What these birches want from a nigfa nah mean. But I'm gettin my swerve on, jammin out to the noraebang. I ask the lady for chicks with big ongdongis. But Korean chicks don't have butts so she puts her arms in an X and we order two prostitites to join us. They come, they dance with us, they sing some Korean songs and shit. And this one chick is like being all flirtatious with everyone, and I grab the mike and say in Korean "Americans have big penises" which makes her kinda recoil a bit. So I'm pissed cuz like they should be fuckin SOMEONE. I'm genuinely not interested cuz I like butts but they aren't doing their job. So I walk by all smooth. Take my shirt off and start dancing. They crowd around me cuz I got energy flowing off me. And I bend over and fart on them. Boom boom, one fart per prostitites. They get all huff and puff and I start jammin wonder wall and everyone has a good time.
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06-26-2015, 04:09 PM
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World's Heaviest Ghost
Join Date: May 2015
Location: At home
Posts: 2,585
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:/
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06-26-2015, 04:18 PM
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The Clown Prince
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 5,046
Battle Record: 35-45
Champed - Art of Writing League
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I lol'd
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06-26-2015, 04:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
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sad story
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06-26-2015, 05:17 PM
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#MAGA
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 603
Battle Record: 0-1
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What I took from the story: u can't even get laid by prostitutes
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06-26-2015, 05:36 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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arent u married
dis is y da gays won
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06-26-2015, 07:09 PM
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Lmao
I was gonna post a story about a blowj I got in a retirement community park yesterday but after this it just seems pointless. Bravo.
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06-26-2015, 07:15 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
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06-26-2015, 07:15 PM
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(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,844
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
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06-26-2015, 08:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
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Lol bb no please no sauce
Soon knuck. Soon.
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06-26-2015, 08:02 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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So I snuck off to the restroom I hope tapeworm doesnt infest uuuuuuuuuu Ooo ohhh Ooooo ooo ohhhh
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06-27-2015, 11:08 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,354
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
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What you doing farting on women man? Isnt that how fags flirt with eachother?
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06-27-2015, 12:04 PM
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39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
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Yo why u fartin on bitches man?
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06-27-2015, 01:03 PM
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Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,084
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
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Rep Power: 79005428 |
It wasn't intentional. Just happened.
also, met a chemist tonight. Phd and all that. We were talking about physics and chemistry, and she told me a story about how she would experiment with her friends in school by sprinkling heroin in their joints and shit, and then she would sit back and observe. Def not what I expected from a Korean scientist nah mean.
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06-27-2015, 04:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: I live in Florida
Posts: 4,789
Battle Record: 3-8
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whoa
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06-27-2015, 04:48 PM
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living
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,485
Battle Record: 33-18
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - AOWL Season 1
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- Write Week V
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Rep Power: 77606679 |
i once saw a stripper insert an open bottle of evian in her pussy, squeeze it out into her cervix and then geyser the entire room like a sprinkler system.
korean girls sound lame as shit.
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06-27-2015, 06:18 PM
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living
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,485
Battle Record: 33-18
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - AOWL Season 1
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