THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

[Hush]

Nigga look like beaker from the muppets moved to sunny dale trailer park

[Wise Wiggles]

This nigga look like Charles Manson infused himself with a Mr. Roger's Neighborhood faggot serum

[Vulgar]

He look like King Arthur's pen pal.

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

lfmaofmaomfoaoaooooooo nooooooooo

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

lfmaofmaomfoaoaooooooo nooooooooo

oh ladies n magentlemen shirt looking ass nigga

[Split Eight]

dudes got a drinkers nose and a doormat goatee

[~RustyGunZ~]

Kind of looks like he could be split nines not so distant relative tbc

[Split Eight]

if Mr Roger's puppet got a pube graft

[Split Eight]

[Split Eight]

2D prints twill suits at Kinko's

[Split Eight]

facial hair can be detached and used as a welder's mask

[Batty]

Lookin like somebody in a lab somewhere successfully spliced the DNA from a ferret with Conan O'Brien and then he joined ISIS.

Lookin like he ran a Sarsaparilla stand in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Lookin like he rolls a 20 sided dice to decide which hand to jack off with but ultimately just rubs meat water from a leftover Lunchables package onto his wang and lets his Jack Russell Terrier go to town on it.




I'm shirt Burgundy?

Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars.





his hobbies include: making homemade air conditioning and ukulele

Looking like a sports caster from The Hunger Games.

Looking like the original master splinter prop from the old Ninja Turtles movie that has been in storage and some of the hair has fallen off.


Lookin like Gargamel's vegan nephew who doesn't understand his uncle's struggle.

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Lookin like he drinks Boones from an old ski boot with the entire cast of Attack of the Show.

Lookin like he's been swimming in Dinty Moore Beef Stew and regret.

[Split Eight]

Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars.

Holy fuckkkkkkk hahahahahha

[Wise Wiggles]

Jesus. Batty been slaying the fuck outta Emile Hursche's uncle

This fool has taxidermy sleepovers

Nigga docks his peen with opossums

Looking like he sticks his peen in Chia Pets

Nigga rolls around in a wagon constructed solely out of old record player parts

This nigga has a sheet fort teepee with fog rolling out in his apartment car port

[Split Eight]

lookin like Tim Allen if he received direct facial radiation exposure

[veritas]

hey gay-wad: 1997 David Spade called, he wants his hair cut back.

[Batty]

All of this niggas facial hair looks like pubes fried in crispy catfish batter.

Lookin like he smokes Christmas ***tus petals out of a golf cart muffler.

lookin like he builds sand castles with cat turds in them

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college

Lookin like Theon Greyjoy's squire

lookin like admins a message board about building Wookie Armor

lubed up a Goku figure for cave spelunking in his bathtub escapades

Eyebrow game on 'squatch


Lookin like a special needs Opie from Sons of Anarchy

He got paralyzed at age 12 in a wakeboarding fiasco and he lost total feeling in his neck and sexual prowess.


Played "Butty the Elf" in the gay porn version of Elf. He ate maple syrup lubed candy corn out of Santa's butthole in one scene.


Lookin like God put out a giant Newport on his face.

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college

lololol

Lookin like a Futurama soundtrack operator

Lookin like he can control artificially intelligent organisms with the bridge of his nose

Lookin like a chia pet and a pyramid of fly carcasses got crosshatched with a satellite beam

Lookin like a chestnut dwarf was a backgammon champion

[Batty]

Dead at chestnut dwarf.

[Wise Wiggles]

Looking like Woody Allen infused with a Brady Bunch boy

Homie looks like his name is Hansel Garfunkel III

Home boy looking like Big Foot's DICK except has a -4 inch inward peen

My nigga wears hooved furry boots and frolics in local parks playing one of of those staircase flutes

Jimmy Neutron started a cult, went bald then coined the goatee comb over

Fool goes to nursing homes to slay vag