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Week 5 Mag
Netcees Battle League Week 5 [Intro] Wat it do u dumb sluts, its ya boy ak & sharp back w/ another mag that u hos under appreciate. This week is gonna be dope alot of new sign in's hopefully some surprise us an some vets back like sn00p, orc, an neighbor just signed in. Remember to vote or have the wrath of god strike down on u bitchass niggas. Lets get it. [Reviews] [by Sharp] Champ Match: jilti 3-0 vs Cashius 0-0 Cashius Keeps the Title Decent champ match, not the best I've seen but both guys came pretty correct. jilti had some dope standouts, I haven't seen him drop a verse at that level since the newbie tourney finals he was in. Good to see he still has it. The big difference here was just the power of the punches and while jilti had his consistency he had some standouts too - I thought his Ciara flip was dope and well thought out. Cash just had more bangers. It's a shame that both had like two played flips each, honestly if jilti hadn't tried those Cash flips he could've made it a lot closer. But Cashius maintains his status as NBL champ in a pretty good battle. Contender Match: Muff 1-0 vs Sharp 2-0 Sharp wins by KO [Allen Knight] This battle was onesided imo which is weird cuz muff isnt bad or anything he just tried a diff style that i wasnt feelin he had acouple of solid lines like gemini that was cool but his normel steez is alot better an always has a dope bar or 2, sharp had a good verse, broken record was LOL imo overall good shit. Defiant 2-1 vs Allen Knight 1-0 Allen Knight wins by Noshow Defiant noshows but signs back in. Shame it didn't go down but it happens. Dr Dog 1-1 vs Mutilate 1-1 Mutilate wins by denied extension Mutilate had a bit of an improvement but still ended up using pretty played concepts using good wording. Unfortunately we didn't get to see how it stood up against competition as he is noshowed again, this time by denying Split the extension. Amen 1-1 vs makajibbz 1-0 Double No Show RIP to both troll accounts. May we meet again. Burd 0-0 vs Junto 0-0 Junto wins by split decision Enjoyable battle. Orc can end up battling kind of complacently and is usually able to beat his competition with minimal effort, but Junto made him pay for trying that on him. The two had some flaws to their verses, Orc had crisp wording but kind of underwhelmed on hits, while Junto had some harsh bars with some played ideas mixed between. Most voters thought Junto had the harder verse but not by a lot - Orc definitely took wording but Junto's bars were more clever and hit harder. Enjoyable read as Junto took all but one vote. Unfukwitable 0-0 vs sn00p 0-0 Sn00p wins by KO While getting both of these guys back in the league is dope, this battle was definitely about the return of Sn00p. Unfuk is that dude but Sn00p's been inactive for a minute, so seeing him dropping nearly as well as he did before is sick. Unfuk had his own concise style back but some questionable flips were his undoing here. Sn00p had a consistent 10 lines with no huge misses and Unfuk just didn't match it. Both of these guys are capable of making some major moves in text today but Sn00p had the clear win here in a good battle. Wanderer 0-0 vs Killing Spree 0-0 Killing Spree wins by KO Wanderer's first drop on NC2 was pretty good, one of the better verses from a guy I've never seen before signing into the league. Killing Spree aka Beans has been around before but was never majorly active - tbh I don't remember him ever being in NBL. The battle itself was pretty good though I think they both could've benefited from shorter verses. Wanderer dropped first and had some weirdish filler bars throughout his verse, while KS definitely put his verse off til the last second and just ended up putting any line he could to try to make the limit. But both had promising first drops in the league and are looking like legit competition not to be slept on. [Top Punches] 1. Cashius vs jilti What set, faggot? Blue or red? Still get stomped...you'll never find respect I don't care what LA Gear you rock...you'll get lit up if you EVER try to step 2. Junto vs Burd We seen you bitch. You look like the X-man that was equipped wit dick vision yo Maybe a satchel is a manly purse... that fruity shit u do in every pic wit ur lips isn't tho 3. Sn00p vs Unfukwitable so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower 4. Sharp vs Muff and you post the same shit every time. your text life's just pitiful It's a broken record... not just for number of pathetic posts by an individual 5. jilti vs Cashius i'm a nex gen textcee. ur Era dead & dissected, limb to heart cuz if this Ciara and i'm the Future, then ur about to be split apart 6. Muff vs Sharp faggot. Passionate dick less male. The blasphemys simple ur Christian bale in American Psycho if his fgt ass wud rather tlk Jazz than actually kill you 7. Killing Spree vs Wanderer I have the lavish net thug life, faggot. U'll go ghost from the hands by Spree I've ALWAYS Ben E-King, & U'll end up like him if u try to Stand By Me [Power Rankings] 1. Cashius Last Week: 1 Current reigning champ and favored to keep the crown. Looking to dominate the throne and is one of the few who could pull it off. 2. Sharp Last Week: 4 The contender and underdog pulls an upset against Muff and is now one win away from champing. It'll take his best but it's not unbelievable. 3. Allen Knight Last Week: 6 The favorite in this week's contender match is always motivated to have another title to his name and would be considerable competition for whoever he faces. 4. Mutilate Last Week: Unranked The underdog in the contender match would need a big change in approach to pull it off but is still the third closest to the title right now. 5. Junto Last Week: 8 One of the strongest in the league, just coming off of an impressive win over Burden and favored to win this week, a contender match is very likely in his future. 6. Sn00p Last Week: Unranked Back after god knows how long, Sn00p showed he hasn't lost a step and is a formidable match for anyone. 7. Burd Last Week: 5 Very likely looking to do some damage after being upset last week, one of the best to ever battle and still having some of the hardest wording in text. 8. Muff Last Week: 3 Tough loss in the contender match but motivated and still deadly. He should be making a comeback soon. [In Memoriam] As of late it looks more and more like text is beginning to survive, but we didn't get to this point without losing a few cherished members along the way. We'd like to use this space to pay tribute to those dearly departed textcees. (NOTE: Put on the music before reading) Defcon_5 Alphabet Aero ill nik-A Naq Packed Graves Swerve Resin MIC God of War Good night, sweet princes. [Previews] Champ Match: Cashius 1-0 vs Sharp 3-0 [Allen Knight] This is gonna be a dope battle, both are nice. Sharp has elavated alot in a short time an he has the skills to win this but he can be a lil inconsistent tbh he needs to stay away from the played stuff an clean up his wording an he could take this. Cash just finished destroyin jilti & he doesnt seem rusty at all, which is surprising since he took off all these months to work in the gay porn industry he has been destoryed also an he still can sit down, hes been suckin dick till his lips hurt...but he pretty dope at txt for a faggot. Winner= Cash 55/45 he is still dope an sharp has to drop his best to win but he could. [Sharp] Not gonna predict my own match. Good luck Cash. Contender Match: Mutilate 2-1 vs Allen Knight 2-0 [Sharp] To be perfectly honest this is pretty one-sided. These two battled two weeks ago and Allen took it handily, and at this point in the season Mutilate's wins have only come from noshows. Plus denying Split an extension is another potentially flippable personal for Allen to capitalize on. Mutilate aka Clayton has been improving but his ideas are generally pretty played. He does have good wording but if it's been done to death wording doesn't really help. Allen is one of the best active and most prolific – the first of the NC2.0 era to hit 50 wins – and is always motivated to get another champed or accomplishment. I think he'll come correct here and while Mutilate will have improved, it should be a repeat of the last time these two met in week 2. Allen Knight: 75/25 jilti 3-1 vs Drencrom 1-1 [Allen Knight] LOL, jilti is that nigga in highschool were he talks all this shit like hes the best at everything an no one can fuck w/ him but then cant even make the freshman bball team is wasnt good enough to make the walk on football team this nigga is trash, he drinks dumpster fluids.....muff changedd his name to some gay ass shit w.e hes cool but that style change he did was weak nigga go back to ur other shit, u cracka nigga. Winner=Muff 100/0 [Sharp] Looking forward to this one. Sleeper pick for battle of the week. Muff is capable of handling anyone and only lost last week because he was trying something new out – props for that cause I get dead tired of seeing the same thing week to week. jilti is kind of the opposite in that regard – he's settled into a pretty consistent style that's effective, but generally doesn't have anything ridiculously heavy. He doesn't usually miss though, so if you don't come correct he can take it. Muff being in a stylistic limbo could be his undoing again, but his usual style would probably give him an advantage here. That said if he slips up jilti will be able to capitalize on it, hard. I don't really wanna try to predict a battle where a verse is visible so I'll just say I'm looking forward to it. Junto 1-0 vs Defiant 2-2 [Allen Knight] Cool battle here, if def shows but i dont think he will tbh. but if he does he'll drop a solid verse always has a haymaker. junto is nice & just pulled an upset vs orc one of the best but jun isnt a noobie like everyone thinks hes beaten alot of dope heads before. hes a contender for the title Winner=Junto 65/35 in a good one if def shows [Sharp] This has potential to be dope. Junto is just coming off of a great drop that topped Orc and is on his way to a contender match with a win here, while Defiant is hopefully looking to get back there after jilti beat him two weeks ago. As always Defiant's drop will be dictated by motivation, but I don't think these two have battled recently so it should at least be fresh competition. Junto's proven to be a solid battler but his verse last week had a few played flips. If he falls into some traps with old flips on Def those misses could pile up, but I expect him to play it smart. This will probably be a battle of attrition and to be real, those have been Defiant's undoing if he's busy. I give Junto an edge in a close, cool battle. Junto: 60/40 Sn00p 1-0 vs Killing Spree 1-0 [Allen Knight] Another good one, spree is a solid battler still needs to work on some things. Sn00p is dope an has no rust which is cool, hes one of the best in full form. his verse last week was nice, this is vet vs up an comer Winner=Sn00p 70/30. he just to much for spree right now. [Sharp] Cool battle right here. Both of these dudes are up against time constraints to make it work but I expect two good, short verses with some clever wordplay. Last week Sn00p showed he hadn't really lost a step despite being away from battling for awhile, while Killing Spree demonstrated he was still with it though he had to come up with some filler to match the amount Wanderer dropped. If these two bring the same level of heat as they did before, Sn00p has the advantage, but Killing Spree aka Beans is capable of more than he let on last week. With heavier competition (no disrespect to Wanderer but Sn00p is one of top heads on NC) he should bring more heat, and this could turn out to be a sick battle. But unless anything major happens I think Sn00p will manage to take it in a good battle. Sn00p:65/35 Unfukwitable 0-1 vs Wanderer 0-1 [Allen Knight] Wanderer vs last week was ok, wasnt bad but didnt have anything dope imo, his wording is cool just concepts need work, un had a solid verse to last week vs sn00p but wasnt enough to win he could be a lil inconsistent but when hes not hes pretty good Winner= Unfukwitable 65/35 [Sharp] I like this matchup since these are two guys with a good handle on generic bars. Unfukwitable was one of the new cats to watch when he showed up like two seasons ago and he's definitely grown into his own style. Very clean wording with good flips. Wanderer showed last week that he has a background in text but some iffier bars. Generally it looked like going for the humor factor but not quite getting there. If he can get to the point quicker and focus on the hits more he should be decent competition. And especially since Unfuk looked a little rusty last week I don't think he can afford to sleep on his competition here. I give unfuk the edge cause his style was really effective when I saw him last (which was the survivor tourney last fall). But Wanderer honestly looked a little stronger coming out of last week. If Unfuk is where he was at before he has a better shot but you're only as good as your last drop, so this could go either way and I wouldn't be surprised. Unfukwitable: 55/45 illergicreaxion 0-1 vs Burd 0-1 [Allen Knight] Looking foward to this, ill use to be good i remember him from nc he had some nice bars. jsut hope he shows. Orc i can tell hes gonna be out for blood he was rusty an slept on his oppent last week but this week i dont thinks hes gonna do that at all, i hope he drops fire. Winner=Orc 70/30, i think ill will be rusty. an orc wants to win. [Sharp] We've seen illergicreaxion before and he's a good battler, but his opponent this week happens to be Orc coming off of a loss. Motivation's been here and there for Burd in recent years but I don't see him letting himself lose two in a row. This one could turn into the BOTW if illergic is up to it, so I'm really looking forward to seeing what he does. But it'll take a lot to handle Burd if he's motivated. Potential to be a really dope battle here, hoping both bring it, but Orc has the edge. Not counting illergic out though. Burd: 70/30 Razah 0-0 vs non 0-0 [Allen Knight] Never heard of either but goodlook to both. winner=50/50 could go either way dont kno. [Sharp] To be completely real this will probably end with at least one person no-showing. Would love to be proven wrong but I don't see it going down. Whoever shows: 100/0 fraze 0-0 vs ispaz 0-0 [Allen Knight] idk fraze at all, ispaz i seen him on rb read one battle. hes pretty decent has potential to be nice.. winner=ispaz 60/40 [Sharp] To be perfectly honest I don't know much about Eyespaz (ispaz on RB) other than the fact that I trust him to show. Fraze also struck me as the second most likely of the new guys signing in to show. But I know nothing about him other than he's lost a battle here. I'm gonna give eyespaz the edge for being more likely to show up but I'd like to see both go for blood here tbh. Eye already dropped so I'm not gonna try to predict anything here. [HOT CHICKS] [WTF'S] WTF AT THE LEAGUE GETTIN ACTIVE & RB DYING OFF WTF AT @Witty DYING RIP WTF AT SHARP AN SPLIT FUSING TO BECOME DR DOG WTF AT @Bagsworth Bentley NOT FORCEFULLY PISSING ON THAT SLUT WHORE BAG CHEATER THEN ASS FUCKIN HER WTF AT ANY FEMALE LETTING BAGS ENTER HER WTF AT THE MAYWEATHER FIGHT SUCKING WTF AT JON JONES GOIN GTA HIGH ON COKE AN NOT ELBOWING A COPS LIFE AWAY WTF AT FAGGOT JILITI STILL SHOWING HIS FACE AROUND HERE. WACK NIGGA. WTF AT HIM DROPPIN THE MOST PLAYED VERSE IN THE HISTORY OF TITLE MATCHES. WTF AT @Genocide BEATING WOMEN WTF AT MUFF CHANGING HIS NAME TO DRENCROMULON [Outro] Shout out to everyone of you who sign up and make this league the dopeness that it is and continues to be. From the new guys I've never seen before to the guys who I remember being dope on NC1, keep going and making these dope battles |
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@Cashius @Sharp @jilti 3-1 @Allen Knight 2-0 @Mutilate 2-1 @Defiant 2-2 @Sn00p 1-0 @Junto 1-0 @Killing Spree 1-0 @Drencrom Muff 1-1 @Unfukwitable 0-1 @Orc 0-1 @illergicreaxion 0-1 (1 NS) @Wanderer 0-1 @Razah 0-0 @non 0-0 @fraze 0-0 @eyespaz 0-0
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*split says ok gimme a min* *immediately posts*
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The subtle humor in in memoriam
Naqs picture is spot on Lmfaaaaaao nigga think he a descendant of shaka Zulu Oh fk ncs ty looil Resin n aero got me too Blk ppl from Wisconsin HAVE to look like they related to Russel Wilson Lol this is too good
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05-07-2015, 01:52 AM | #5 |
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05-07-2015, 03:55 AM | #6 |
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2nd to last bitch
The pic on the right look odd to me She has the waist of a Rwandan cyclist
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05-07-2015, 04:42 AM | #7 |
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dope shit.
not a fan of power rankings always being champ/contenders top 4 though... less fun to read them then and not usually realistic Huge fan of the pics this week though haha. Those are spot on.
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Dope!
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Would've been a dope mag but I'm not in it.
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05-08-2015, 05:32 PM | #12 |
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Lol you signed in the day after it went up
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Who is Junto? That manly purse line was fire.
Liked the broken record one too, Sharp.
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I don't know but he's definitely a vet.
he said sum shit to me awhile back on rb only a old school head would know
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What's a dencrom?
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yay
fourth in top punches, first in @Dominate's heart good point, tbh I haven't used that critera in a week where the champ match/contender match people all weren't at least capable of champing. I'll put more thought into that in the coming weeks. Especially with contender matches |
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Short for Adrenochrome
think fear and loathing in Las Vegas Turns out it's one of the "drugs"on 5he menu in the korova milk bar from a clockwork orange as well
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It's not short for anything, it's you misspelling it Lolol. @femdom
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No its short for Adrenochrome
Have u seen the film or read the book my avy references? They served milk plus Drencrom Drencrom is short for Adrenochrome Ok? Just Google Drencrom n ur set
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