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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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No, you will not pass a breathalyzer test. Breathalyzer machines text your blood-alcohol level. Entry point has nothing to do with it.
Are you Trademark?
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i'm the Bonecollector, fuck Trademark's bitch ass, and i stand corrected on the blood alchool level ones, they do take a blood sample now
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nok Su kow
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Jesus christ. That's actually how little high schoolers get drunk in class. In turn they get alcohol poisoning except there's no way to pump the alcohol out of their stomachs so it's very bad. It's like 8 times more potent because it bypasses the liver. And Urban Dialect is NAQ.. Correct me if I'm wrong. And Certain is correct, lol, measures blood alcohol content.
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Urban dialect trolling hard as fuck.
Hey naq!
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DOHpe since 02'
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Gone @ geno gettin an incredible hulk shot up his ass in the name of scienc3
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NJ Devil
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Wait so
Last time they had a sleepover at Genos mom house they conducted a "study" which consisted of seadad injecting 20ccs of henndog into Genos poopshoot? I fuxking hate u guys
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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This the thread that keep on giving
I personally welcome our new cognac suppository overlords. |
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Why u don't hang out w women ever tho
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DOHpe since 02'
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worry about your own pussy famo
we good over here
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No u not lol
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Foreva us, neva them.
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all u niggas on here to much.
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Razor-thin derision
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I'm drunk out my ass right now.
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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I had like 40 beers in 5 hours
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DOHpe since 02'
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LMFAO
good one
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Steel Cut
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I've done a butt chug before. all I did was shit up a storm immediately after the tube left my butthole
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39 NS, lost in votes once
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Wtf?
Nigga did a dbl of Hen up his butthole thooo. Lol Niggas is retarded as shit. |
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White Earl
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werd, on the rocks -at that
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