03-02-2015, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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Destroyer vs. Mercules - DES WINS
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03-03-2015, 05:44 PM | #2 |
teh ghoulie
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innit
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03-03-2015, 05:45 PM | #3 |
Bags will be avenged
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03-03-2015, 05:52 PM | #4 |
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nah lets go straight up
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03-03-2015, 05:58 PM | #5 |
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motherfucker we just did that
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03-03-2015, 06:20 PM | #6 |
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well now that you used all the played name flips on me maybe you will write some cool punches
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03-03-2015, 06:42 PM | #7 |
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mercedes C-class lines was fire and you know it
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03-03-2015, 08:22 PM | #8 |
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ha yeah it was cool. just seen like 50+ Mercedes lines over the years
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03-07-2015, 08:26 PM | #9 |
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ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant! ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments fuckin dork
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03-08-2015, 12:44 AM | #10 |
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something flippant here
if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right? & when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens & I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks comment about how u were easily dispatched here |
03-08-2015, 11:58 AM | #11 |
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Madison garden crazy forced loooooooool
Whale on u was fire tho I liked ja rule line too Merc had Shortround. Lmfao. Way gone. Wording was shitty tho....u coulda flipped this an made it fire. Worship an elephant was dope.....tho he posted mad pics of his young skinny hot wife....soooo...yea. line is still cool i guess. Des had better wording an the verse was overall more aggressive. I hated tbat 50 shades line from merc. Not even funny or hard hitting. Des wasnt amaz8ng but i liked his standouts better then mercs an his non quotes were cleaner as well imho. V des. |
03-08-2015, 01:18 PM | #12 |
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Merc, opener no, next no, next no, next no, last bar didnt even rhyme. No hrshness bout this verse whatsoever aside from "fuckin dork". Elephant bar was your closest attempt
Des, opener ehh, whale on you was cool, ja rule ight, next nah, closer was ight. V. Des easily |
03-12-2015, 04:14 PM | #13 |
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whale on u was nice. that kinda won destro the battle, cuz no other line in this came close. i mean ja rule was decent too and short round was dooope idea that wasn't executed well enough sadly. but overall whale on u took this. really didn't like mer king, madison square garden. rest of merc's verse felt pretty uninspired. i mean, isnt the cliché about indians that they worship cows? then again, they have this elephant goddess/god, so idk. but yea. merc seemed half assed, which cost him. seen a lot better from him. destro got this w/ the lotb and another good bar.
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03-13-2015, 09:20 PM | #14 |
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ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair
she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair ehh... not bad, doesn't hit that hard though You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more I like the attempt with 'ford but wasn't done well enough Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick don't get the reference at all, sorry plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant! this was pretty solid ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments nah vs. if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody concept doesn't take a rocket scientist, but execution was solid... "Mer king" made me laugh fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right? & when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life nice... one of the better lines so far in this godforsaken tournament if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track this was quality too des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens ehhhh & I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks nah. I got Des here, whale on & mer duh were both quotable V/ Des' wife |
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03-14-2015, 12:30 PM | #16 |
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lol. i did key this verse in the time it takes to fry an egg
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