AYO LOL LOOOOOOL LOOK AT THIS OLE POVERTY WE8NERCIDE ON TRIMSPA LOOKIN SHITFACE DIRTBAG LOOKIN GRINDTIME UNDERCARD LOOKIN TRAILER TRASH WIGGER SLASH COUNTRY SLASH GED MR WIZARDS STEP SON LOOKIN FRAIL FUCKBOY (r9ast of herpe aka bodybagz aka h.r.p.) - Page 6

Galvatron · 03-11-2015, 06:51 PM

lol you guys are crazy

but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living

Batty · 03-11-2015, 07:54 PM

Diode · 03-11-2015, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galvatron

lol you guys are crazy

but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living

this was v strong

Vulgar · 03-11-2015, 09:15 PM

Oh lord. Can't unsee.

Wise Wiggles · 03-12-2015, 05:27 PM

Jesus h Christ@ the honey badger jizz coconut 12 ft straw... smh

lookin like the mascot at an autism lecture, dressed like Toxic Avenger, wearing carpet as sweaters, rockin awkward suspenders that are polished magenta talking like Barkley & Shredder

Batty · 03-12-2015, 10:43 PM

Dude was a fluffer in a 70's themed gay porn that his uncle starred in called GLAZED AND CONFUSED.

Tried to order a real doll from a sketchy Taiwanese address and ended up with a knockoff Cabbage Patch Kid torso with a fleshlight hot glued on.

Lookin like he eats oatmeal out of a thermos with a doll shoe.

Lookin like he collects spores and fungus.

This nigga got snow globe glasses.

Batty · 03-13-2015, 10:19 AM

he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in.

Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals.

Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week.

Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight.

Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged.

His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past.

Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers.

One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.

03-12-2015, 05:27 PM	#5
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Jesus h Christ@ the honey badger jizz coconut 12 ft straw... smh lookin like the mascot at an autism lecture, dressed like Toxic Avenger, wearing carpet as sweaters, rockin awkward suspenders that are polished magenta talking like Barkley & Shredder __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-11-2015, 06:51 PM	#1
Galvatron . Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 5 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	lol you guys are crazy but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living

03-11-2015, 07:54 PM	#2
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385

03-11-2015, 09:15 PM	#4
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Oh lord. Can't unsee.

03-12-2015, 10:43 PM	#6
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Dude was a fluffer in a 70's themed gay porn that his uncle starred in called GLAZED AND CONFUSED. Tried to order a real doll from a sketchy Taiwanese address and ended up with a knockoff Cabbage Patch Kid torso with a fleshlight hot glued on. Lookin like he eats oatmeal out of a thermos with a doll shoe. Lookin like he collects spores and fungus. This nigga got snow globe glasses.

03-13-2015, 10:19 AM	#7
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in. Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals. Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week. Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight. Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged. His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past. Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers. One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.