Despite my conviction, I must ask - Page 2

oats · 02-24-2015, 06:39 AM

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands?

anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic?

02-24-2015, 06:39 AM	#1
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Despite my conviction, I must ask so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands? anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic? __________________ You should be water