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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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02-15-2015, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
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02-15-2015, 09:49 AM
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Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,076
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League
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02-15-2015, 12:22 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,813
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
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I cried during sex once but only because I hit the perfect stroke.
You know like the magnum in Zoolander? Like that but sex. It was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.
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02-16-2015, 01:31 PM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,855
Battle Record: 1-1
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Never had crepes in my life. The name sounds too funny. Not haha funny, but gay funny
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02-16-2015, 02:58 PM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,855
Battle Record: 1-1
Rep Power: 0 |
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Fuck that though, tears of any kind is an instant soft dick
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