Finally!

Fig · 01-01-2015, 07:20 PM

Someone I went to school with became a porn star!

....

Been waiting on this all my life. Known her since elementary.... Now I can die.

Badweather · 01-01-2015, 07:25 PM

i met a koala faced pornstar in hawaii. one of my buddies knocked her up while they double teamed her on the beach. anyway, the night i met her, my buddies were outside with her telling her that i was a really good rapper. when i walked outside, she was like "i'll show you my asshole if you recite something."

this is before i knew she was in porn.

so i responded "well, pull it out!" not believing she'd actually do it. but...she put her cigarette down, pulled her shorts down and spread her cheeks. definitely showed me her asshole....so i respectfully declined reciting any lyrics and walked back inside the club. next time i saw her, she was like 6 months pregnant

her porn name is Deena Daniel

she's really got a koala face

Fig · 01-01-2015, 07:27 PM

Lmao

Witty · 01-01-2015, 07:32 PM

She was probably abused as a child.

A lot of them are.

She's pretty tho.

PancakeBrah · 01-01-2015, 07:38 PM

Good for you man.

If only we could all be so lucky.

Fig · 01-01-2015, 07:38 PM

Yea shes a huge whore. All my friends fucked except me but I don't feel that bad about it?

Fig · 01-01-2015, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

Good for you man.

If only we could all be so lucky.

I read this in a very sincere tone

PancakeBrah · 01-01-2015, 07:43 PM

Good, I was being sincere.

We all have goals.

Ghost1 · 01-01-2015, 07:54 PM

I wo4ked w this girl that did a porno

Maybe 2?

We only found the 1

it was really neat to me

the women in the office treated her like a mongrel tho

i still thought she was nice

her boyfriend punched her in the eye one weekend when they went camping

then she asked me if i wanted to buy sum blow from him

i obliged

she asked me to write her a letter of termination one afternoon so that when she walked out an quit her boyfriend wouldnt put her in the hospital

i obliged

i put it on compqny letterhead. I think that was highly illegal.

in the porno she must have a dry savage panamanian cooter bug cuz the video clip scenes an all the sudden her emtire waste down to he4 quads r greased down LOL

i saw her at longhorn a month ago. I was with my kid. I walked by an pretended i didnt know her.

i always wondered what her cucci smelled like tho. Tbcancer.

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-01-2015, 11:08 PM

The senior class president at my school when I was a sophmore got exposed for doing a porno like a week after she turned 18

She was a mixed breed. Got fucked by 3 large black men. The video got taken off the website and she was expelled.

El Muffin · 01-02-2015, 12:05 AM

id like to jizz on her face tbph

Objective · 01-02-2015, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

The video got taken off the website and she was expelled.

If she was 18 at the time of filming it's legal, right? What was the reason for expelling her? Seems counterproductive if the main point is for her to not do any porn.

KennyCerealBowl · 01-02-2015, 12:13 AM

Shes pretty nd got,sum nice titties

big baby · 01-02-2015, 12:44 AM

fucking gone @ objective trying to find justice for a 10 year old high school pornography stint for some whore girl

fucka idiyote negged

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-02-2015, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective

If she was 18 at the time of filming it's legal, right? What was the reason for expelling her? Seems counterproductive if the main point is for her to not do any porn.

yeah but not cool to the school

mostly cus everyone got it and they were sending it around

teachers emails and shit

don;t know the whole story obviously but she was gone after it and the video was taken down

she was a nasty nappy headed trick though so who cares

she's a crack whore now

Objective · 01-02-2015, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

yeah but not cool to the school

mostly cus everyone got it and they were sending it around

teachers emails and shit

don;t know the whole story obviously but she was gone after it and the video was taken down

she's a crack whore now

Unless she was sending it around and pushing it to teachers and shit it's just fucking retarded that she got expelled. The school expelling her might be a part of what led to her becoming a washed up crack whore. This shit is fucked for sure.

Congrats to Mr.Fig though.

Inno · 01-02-2015, 12:59 PM

what is her porn name so we cab all enjoy this.

cone on fig.

Legion Of Cocks in my mouth · 01-02-2015, 01:12 PM

I went to school with this chick Jillian.
Nothing special .
Your average troubled white girl
This chick is also bi .

Anyway

A year or 2 later I'm with some friends on our first trip to a strip joint.
None of us are 21 so we can't even drink.
The bartender was some Spanish chick and by far the best looking one in there.
Anyway I hear of this double ended dildo show they put on every night.
When the time comes these 2 chicks walk out.
One Spanish with a nice dumper on her but nothing else to write home about.
The other this white chick with short blonde hair and below average hygien.
We make eye contact and I lose it.
There's four stages and they happen to do this show right at the one I'm sitting at.
It was hilarious and kind of gross at the same time.

Just C · 01-03-2015, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil

when i walked outside, she was like "i'll show you my asshole if you recite something."

so i responded "well, pull it out!" not believing she'd actually do it. but...she put her cigarette down, pulled her shorts down and spread her cheeks. definitely showed me her asshole....so i respectfully declined reciting any lyrics and walked back inside the club.

rofl.

Batty · 01-03-2015, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

what is her porn name so we cab all enjoy this.

cone on fig.

01-01-2015, 07:20 PM	#1
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Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	I wo4ked w this girl that did a porno Maybe 2? We only found the 1 it was really neat to me the women in the office treated her like a mongrel tho i still thought she was nice her boyfriend punched her in the eye one weekend when they went camping then she asked me if i wanted to buy sum blow from him i obliged she asked me to write her a letter of termination one afternoon so that when she walked out an quit her boyfriend wouldnt put her in the hospital i obliged i put it on compqny letterhead. I think that was highly illegal. in the porno she must have a dry savage panamanian cooter bug cuz the video clip scenes an all the sudden her emtire waste down to he4 quads r greased down LOL i saw her at longhorn a month ago. I was with my kid. I walked by an pretended i didnt know her. i always wondered what her cucci smelled like tho. Tbcancer.

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Legion Of Cocks in my mouth 25 years later Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 283 Battle Record: 5-3 Rep Power: 1187827	I went to school with this chick Jillian. Nothing special . Your average troubled white girl This chick is also bi . Anyway A year or 2 later I'm with some friends on our first trip to a strip joint. None of us are 21 so we can't even drink. The bartender was some Spanish chick and by far the best looking one in there. Anyway I hear of this double ended dildo show they put on every night. When the time comes these 2 chicks walk out. One Spanish with a nice dumper on her but nothing else to write home about. The other this white chick with short blonde hair and below average hygien. We make eye contact and I lose it. There's four stages and they happen to do this show right at the one I'm sitting at. It was hilarious and kind of gross at the same time.